Planet of the Apes

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I absolutely LOVE all things Planet of the Apes... is there any erotica that riffs off this?

I'm see all kinds of monkey fucking ;) Would intelligent apes constitute as beastiality... haha ;0
 
I absolutely LOVE all things Planet of the Apes... is there any erotica that riffs off this?

I'm see all kinds of monkey fucking ;) Would intelligent apes constitute as beastiality... haha ;0


Human women kept as sex slaves?
 
No, it wouldn't be considered bestiality because the apes mentioned are intelligent. Creatures like werewolves, unicorns and other mythological creatures are allowed special considerations.

Submission Guidelines:
3. No sexual activity involving bestiality (you can write stories about supernatural beasts like ghosts, unicorns, werewolves, etc.)​

Question: are you suggesting a story based on this topic or fishing for an existing story?
 
No, it wouldn't be considered bestiality because the apes mentioned are intelligent. Creatures like werewolves, unicorns and other mythological creatures are allowed special considerations.

Submission Guidelines:
3. No sexual activity involving bestiality (you can write stories about supernatural beasts like ghosts, unicorns, werewolves, etc.)​

Question: are you suggesting a story based on this topic or fishing for an existing story?

Would the primate have to gain its intelligence from supernatural events?

No idea if a story like this exists, but I'm sure it does in some fashion. Actually just wondering if I should write it myself. haha
 
Would the primate have to gain its intelligence from supernatural events?
My BRIDE OF KONG series involves GM-enhanced primates and hybrids who talk and fuck humans. Enhanced by science, not magic. Works just fine.

I recall a mainstream SF tale about a wise, well-dressed old GM-enhanced bonobo who delighted in seducing the human female scientists and agents assigned to him. Hmmm, I think that was in one of Kage Baker's COMPANY series. Gotta look that up. Anyway, magic isn't necessary, just a technology sufficiently advanced that it is easily mistaken for magic. Sort of like if a 1910 electrical experimenter was confronted with solid-state circuitry. Looks like magic!

BTW the PotA stories / films / fanfic do absolutely nothing for me. I'll stick to Kong, thanks.
 
I'm a total newb... what does GM mean?

Genetically Modified. And that's not about being a newb I've never seen that particular abreviation before it's just obvious (to me) in context. But magic apparently isn't necessary. Magic, Science, aliens. Planet of the Apes would just be plain old regular evolution (at least that's the implication of the original movies as I recall it. The remake that everybody hates seems to imply that space does fucked up shit to genes and the current series has some sort of magic virus but you can do whatever you want there.

So I'm unaware of any Planet of the Apes erotica on lit, I stumbled over a very dark comic of it a few years back but I'm sure you could google it if you want it. I'd bet money there's an actual porn movie of it. There is nothing stopping anybody from writing it here though. Talking apes that ride horses and use weapons is more than sufficient.
 
Would the primate have to gain its intelligence from supernatural events?

No idea if a story like this exists, but I'm sure it does in some fashion. Actually just wondering if I should write it myself. haha

...:rolleyes:

"Supernatural" while it is commonly used to explain the mystical, just means unnatural or extraordinary. Something not commonly seen in nature or exceeds what is natural.

Talking, thinking, reasoning apes don't occur in nature so they are "supernatural." However they got intelligence, it doesn't matter, it's supernatural.

edit: asking "is this a good idea?" is a perfectly good reason to post it to "Story Ideas."

Not my usual cup of tea, but I say "go for it" someone is bound to like it.



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This reminds me when I had an hour long discussion with a friend of mine who didn't understand that "terrestrial" and "extraterrestrial" have two totally different meanings. XD

Terra. Terra-firma. Terrain. Terrestrial. terra- meaning "of earth or earthly origin."
Extraterrestrial. (like Extrasensory) "extra-" means "something other than" So extra-terrestrial means 'something other than - of earthly origin.'

I'd swear he was playing me for a fool, but no. He was getting mad that I was trying to say that the two words had different meanings. He thought they both referred to UFO's.
 
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One thing to remember is that the great apes are all smaller than two inches when it comes to their apehood, and even though human males are pretty speedy already, the other primates have us beat. ;)
 
I absolutely LOVE all things Planet of the Apes... is there any erotica that riffs off this?

I'm see all kinds of monkey fucking ;) Would intelligent apes constitute as beastiality... haha ;0


Maybe______yes I believe so.
 
One thing to remember is that the great apes are all smaller than two inches when it comes to their apehood, and even though human males are pretty speedy already, the other primates have us beat. ;)

Even if that is true in real life, there's no reason they can't be better equipped in a story. After all, if they can evolve intelligence, speech, and the ability to use tools and ride horses, they can certainly evolve longer schlongs.

On the other hand, you could let them keep their tiny tools. That's all the more reason for the female apes to use human males as sex slaves.
 
Would the primate have to gain its intelligence from supernatural events?

No idea if a story like this exists, but I'm sure it does in some fashion. Actually just wondering if I should write it myself. haha


Here's an idea. For every sex act, the apes get smarter and the humans dumber.
 
Talking, thinking, reasoning apes don't occur in nature so they are "supernatural." However they got intelligence, it doesn't matter, it's supernatural.

This reminds me when I had an hour long discussion with a friend of mine who didn't understand that "terrestrial" and "extraterrestrial" have two totally different meanings. XD

I've seen enough videos of chimps using spears to hunt bushbabies, communicating via sign language and clearly solving complex problems to support this statement. Considering cats and dogs can clearly communicate I'd be a bit shocked if monkey screams didn't have some meaning as well.

I like your friend. Kick him in the jewels.
 
I've seen enough videos of chimps using spears to hunt bushbabies, communicating via sign language and clearly solving complex problems to support this statement. Considering cats and dogs can clearly communicate I'd be a bit shocked if monkey screams didn't have some meaning as well.

I like your friend. Kick him in the jewels.

I generally make it a practice to not go around kicking Vietnam vets in the jewels, especially when they are trained to kill, semi-paralyzed or not he could still probably kill me with a banana, IF I gave him reason to.

The day a chimp can hold a conversation with me on the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything, I will sign on board.
I've seen the monkeys doing sign language, even the parts people don't want you to see like when they start signing gibberish. It's an old saying but it still works "Monkey see, monkey do." It doesn't mean they understand or comprehend what they are doing. They are trained to do a gesture to get food. I trained my dog to go to the door when it needs to go walkies.
That doesn't mean my dog, or the chimp, is intelligent.
AND if they didn't put the diapers on the monkey, then after it signed you saying "thank you for the banana," the monkey would poop into it's hand and throw it at you.

I am just giving a basic understanding of what qualifies for allowable subject matter in a gray area. English speaking monkeys are okay to have sex with because they don't exist in nature, period.
 
I've seen the monkeys doing sign language, even the parts people don't want you to see like when they start signing gibberish. It's an old saying but it still works "Monkey see, monkey do."
Apes are not monkeys.
 
How about robotic apes fucking robotic women?

As long as they're all (or half) robots, it's OK here. Here's a permission matrix:

WHO FUCKS WHO? | robot human | robot ape | natural human | natural ape
---------------+-------------+-----------+---------------+------------
robot human ...| allowed ... | allowed ..| allowed ..... | allowed
robot ape .....| allowed ... | allowed ..| allowed ..... | allowed
natural human .| allowed ... | allowed ..| allowed ..... | disallowed
natural ape ...| allowed ... | allowed ..| disallowed .. | allowed

As you can see, only natural human + natural ape couplings are illegal here.

Of course the 'robot' entities could also be cyborgs, hybrids, genetically-enhanced beings, or otherwise meta-natural, doesn't matter. As long as those natural humans are age 18+ (Terran years) they're fair game.

Of course, the storytelling trick is making humanoid robots fucking nonhumans INTERESTING. I had a hard enough time generating interest with humans transformed into sentient banana slugs. Robot-on-robot sex will be a bit... dry...

But maybe ape-on-ape sex? Especially if a human consciousness has been transplanted into one ape. "I awoke groggily... and my body was all hairy! And a buxom bonobo babe was riding me cowgirl (or cowchimp) style! And I was loving it!"
 
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Human women kept as sex slaves?

When I saw the title of this on the main page I decided to check it out, wondering how many posts before a non consent idea was mentioned.

Thank you for not making me read far.:rolleyes:

Human men kept as sex slaves ;)

Now you.....first off good for you.

Second, you have a lot to learn about lit. Men are not to be harmed or enslaved on this site. That's a fast track to either a rejected story or at the least serious flaming.

Only women can be raped here. They can be raped tortured, abused sold into slavery anything goes. but men cannot be harmed at all.

Fun double standard isn't it?

Oh, and best part? This is a free speech site, but the mod here has dictated the "rape rule" or the farce of one that exists can no longer be argued. How's that? You know, "Um, we don't allow that, but hey check out the NON CONSENT section.

Reason it can't be discussed? because its hypocritical bullshit and no argument can be won on the sites end of it so the site ran off and left their rape obsessed mod to handle things.

All unnecessary of course they can do what they want, but rather than say "Hey rape stories are accepted here" they play this stupid game. I am sure the feds flagging stories and sites are fooled:rolleyes:

And that is the truth. Hope you read this before its deleted by said mod.
 
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