Fata Morgana, Do not open this thread!

[gotsnowgotslush]

Spiders do not have wings. There are no flying spiders. Flying spiders are not real!
(They made that up, and they created a photoshop monstrosity.)

Do I have to worry about spiders, swimming in freshwater ponds ?

 

[snugglestruggle]

But there are Flying Monkeys. I saw them on TV. If you saw it on TV then you know it's true

 

[warrior queen]

Flying spiders ARE real!
The fuckers burst out of egg sacks with little parachutes attached to their asses, and if the wind is right THOUSANDS of the little fuckers land all over you!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Don't click.

 

[magicalmoments]

Flying spiders ARE real!
The fuckers burst out of egg sacks with little parachutes attached to their asses, and if the wind is right THOUSANDS of the little fuckers land all over you!

This is true. I've seen it. scary stuff, they can fly hundreds of miles.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I borrowed this one.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10155232_617598038355861_8298268412331928989_n.jpg

 

[Fata Morgana]

Don't click.

You evil, evil bastard.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Flying spiders ARE real!
The fuckers burst out of egg sacks with little parachutes attached to their asses, and if the wind is right THOUSANDS of the little fuckers land all over you!

Why does shit like this exist? For fuck sake...

 

[parodyluvr75]

You evil, evil bastard.

I am.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I found the spider scene I was banging on about in Derek the other week. Check this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XiZVxy5Vig

If I saw one that big in the house I'd just drop dead on the spot though. Fuck me.

 

[girlsmiley]

Flying spiders ARE real!
The fuckers burst out of egg sacks with little parachutes attached to their asses, and if the wind is right THOUSANDS of the little fuckers land all over you!

Aww. Little spiders with their little parachutes.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Aww. Little spiders with their little parachutes.

CUNT.

 

[parodyluvr75]

A tiny white crab spider paid me a visit when I was sitting outside at a bar, I moved over to the next stool and let him work his way up his thread. I thought Fata would be screaming.

 

[girlsmiley]

http://www.naturehealth.eu/cartoons/free-cartoon-wallpaper-for-children-800x600-spider-with-parachute.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

Is my picture too big?

I'm on my phone I can't really tell.

Extra large for Fata.

 

[Riles]

Why does shit like this exist? For fuck sake...

I'm with you. There is much I can tolerate, I was raised a farm girl after all. But spiders? Nu huh. No freakin way! Those things are nasty, evil, disgusting creatures that need to stay the hell away from me.

Cleaning cobwebs is just about the worst kind of cruel sadistic torture someone could think up for me.

 

[kbate]

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/motm/spider/spider_anatomy3.gif

for Fata

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm with you. There is much I can tolerate, I was raised a farm girl after all. But spiders? Nu huh. No freakin way! Those things are nasty, evil, disgusting creatures that need to stay the hell away from me.

Cleaning cobwebs is just about the worst kind of cruel sadistic torture someone could think up for me.

Amen sister. GS is a weirdo.

 

[Fata Morgana]

http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/motm/spider/spider_anatomy3.gif

for Fata

Evil, jodhpur wearing cunt from hell.

 

[kbate]

Evil, jodhpur wearing cunt from hell.

pfft.

I posted that so you could study how best to destroy them.

 

[Fata Morgana]

pfft.

I posted that so you could study how best to destroy them.

I usually have to get someone to do it for me. If alone will use the hoover attachment or a large can of Raid.

Same applies to having an orgasm.

 

[kbate]

I usually have to get someone to do it for me. If alone will use the hoover attachment or a large can of Raid.

Same applies to having an orgasm.

and you say GS is weird.

 

[girlsmiley]

and you say GS is weird.

I know, right?

 

[girlsmiley]

Amen sister. GS is a weirdo.

Some spiders are cute, though. They're just as afraid of us as we are of them.

Imagine being a spider. You're just minding your own business fixing your web trying to catch some dinner. All of a sudden there's this giant monster thing rolling around making horrible, horrible noises with a can of raid. I'd be fucking terrified.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Some spiders are cute, though. They're just as afraid of us as we are of them.

Imagine being a spider. You're just minding your own business fixing your web trying to catch some dinner. All of a sudden there's this giant monster thing rolling around making horrible, horrible noises with a can of raid. I'd be fucking terrified.

A cute spider would be like OctoberTheTwat making a sensible post.

Yes well they should stick to their own territories, the cunts. It's not like they wake up in the night to go for a piss and walk along the outside wall and find me just hanging there with my legs splayed looking all sinister is it?