Star Crossed Lovers

[RicoLouis]

Thought this would make a great comedy story- Two people meet at comic con and like each other at first until she finds out that he is a star wars fan while she is a treekie. Involves them sneeking around the convention, hiding from there friends and hooking up with him finding interseting uses for his light saber.

 

[LWulf]

Isn't there some law or rule at a Con that people automatically start sharing why they are there ans what they love? If it isn't that she is dressed like slavegirl Leia and he is dressed like Capt Kirk.

oh, wait, she's the trekkie, so shes dressed like a Orion slave girl and he is Han Solo, or am I just out of my vulcing mind?

Though I did get an idea that she was using his light saber in a spiteful act of revenge. His cherished one of a kind authentic reproduction of an actual light saber that was given to him when he was 8 years old going through the 20th century fox set tour. "Nooo! Damn you all to hell! You blew it up!"
Oops! wrong script.

 

[Sean Renaud]

This is and oddly awesome idea. I might have to use it.

 

[LWulf]

This is and oddly awesome idea. I might have to use it.

What category would you put it under? non-con?


...yeah, I know, "not helping"

 

[Sean Renaud]

What category would you put it under? non-con?


...yeah, I know, "not helping"

No, you are helping, you're being tremendous.

 

[RicoLouis]

Isn't there some law or rule at a Con that people automatically start sharing why they are there ans what they love? If it isn't that she is dressed like slavegirl Leia and he is dressed like Capt Kirk.

oh, wait, she's the trekkie, so shes dressed like a Orion slave girl and he is Han Solo, or am I just out of my vulcing mind?

Though I did get an idea that she was using his light saber in a spiteful act of revenge. His cherished one of a kind authentic reproduction of an actual light saber that was given to him when he was 8 years old going through the 20th century fox set tour. "Nooo! Damn you all to hell! You blew it up!"
Oops! wrong script.

Maybe they go as comic book characthers, end up hooking up in the tardis photo booth.

 

[walkerlong]

And in the final scene, she decides to go Star Wars out of love for him. She shows up in a Princess Leia slave girl outfit. But - surprise! - he is wearing Spock ears! Then they sing "You're the one that I want" and fuck deliriously.

 

[Sean Renaud]

And in the final scene, she decides to go Star Wars out of love for him. She shows up in a Princess Leia slave girl outfit. But - surprise! - he is wearing Spock ears! Then they sing "You're the one that I want" and fuck deliriously.

Or much more likely the world gets sucked into a singularity as reality collapses in on itself. You shouldn't joke about those kinds of things! I mean I admit I'm trying to end the world. My plan is to get Kevin Spacy to watch House of Cards with Kevin Spacey playing Call of Duty with Kevin Spacey and wait for the fireworks but still.

 

[noyesmaybe]

Aren't they the same thing? Star trek & star wars?

 

[Sean Renaud]

Aren't they the same thing? Star trek & star wars?

Are you trying to die because there are better ways to go then shot with phasers set to stun and dumped into a sarlacc with an Rancor.

 

[Hypoxia]

Aren't they the same thing? Star trek & star wars?

Your forgot STAR 80 and STAR CHAMBER and PAWN STARS. Yes, they're all the same; only the words and images are different.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Your forgot STAR 80 and STAR CHAMBER and PAWN STARS. Yes, they're all the same; only the words and images are different.

I will lock your head in a box and fill it with spiders.

 

[Hypoxia]

I will lock your head in a box and fill it with spiders.

That's not groovy.

Cop: "Calling Doctor Benway! One for re-grooving!"

Benway: "Groovy."

 

[Sean Renaud]

You're the one who brought up Pawn Stars in relationship to Star Wars. You're lucky I don't drown you in sailor jizz.

 

[Hypoxia]

You're the one who brought up Pawn Stars in relationship to Star Wars. You're lucky I don't drown you in sailor jizz.

So you're saying that Jedi Knights never visit pawnshops? I'm sure I could find a hocked light-sabre behind a store counter on Neo-Vegas. And even a princess has to pawn her jewels occasionally.