Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

I thought it was because the turkeys didn't want her living in their neighbouhood. They said it would lower their roost values.
 
The chicken just likes to walk to work. He's fed up of the traffic and can't use a bike, so just walks. He's doing his bit for the environment and is frankly sick and tired of the shit he gets every day, just crossing the road.
 
He didn't. She was just walking. What does a chicken know of roads? She's got a tiny chicken brain in her tiny chicken head.
 
There was no chicken. There was no egg. The only reality is that which is not there until it is observed, then everything changes and is no longer there.
 
Sure, if you're a gay basher. As I said, I'm sure you think you're cute.

Can you cite where he is gay bashing? I think I missed something.

Or is this going to be your new angle of persecution? That anyone who does not like you is gay bashing?

Not that it matters seeing I doubt your gay or bi-sexual in the first place.
 
Oh I am. But you're not my type.

Thank god for that. I've never done anything to you. Sort of feel comfortable running with the nasty crowd, don't you? Give you a false feeling of worthiness--and cool? :cool:
 
The chicken heard I was heading to the Rob Zombie concert at Lupo's tonight and wanted to come along.
 
Thank god for that. I've never done anything to you. Sort of feel comfortable running with the nasty crowd, don't you? Give you a false feeling of worthiness--and cool? :cool:
Actually, it just gets tiresome to see every thread turned into some bullshit about green E this and trailer trash that. Who gives a shit if JBJ says he's the Prince of Arabia? Who cares? Why even argue about it? I have nothing against you or JBJ or anyone, but I do get sick of the same crap all the time.
 
I have a dream, that we can live in a world where no one questions the motives of a chicken who decides to cross the road!
 
Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Cross every roadway
A chicken's gotta dream...
 
Thank you, hypoxia; it's nice to get back to the chicken and leave our petty problems behind.
 
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