Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

[GI_Joe]

I have no problem being over the top. If people can't get humor, then fuck em. Well I have screamed at random posters...and I have kicked people off my threads...so. It could work.

<mental note> "Don't piss of PK or you get tossed...and not in a good way"

I used to have fuckloads of threads on here and this one person always made sure I knew exactly which number thread I was on...I didn't really like her too much although I certainly tried to appease her.

 

[CoastalWyldman]

Oh, I have plans to....

If the need ever arises... lol... I volunteer to be a living sex toy for your photo shoots. You can ride me in any position you want.

 

[GI_Joe]

I dunno if it was something I said or if PK decided to go watch a whole bunch of the Geico Pig commercials....but....I think she is staying away now.

Sorry fellas

 

[PrettyKitty10]

I dunno if it was something I said or if PK decided to go watch a whole bunch of the Geico Pig commercials....but....I think she is staying away now.

Sorry fellas

I had to kill a bug for my kids And find a new spot to move my computer to

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

I had to kill a bug for my kids And find a new spot to move my computer to

It's important to always have proper lighting.

 

[GI_Joe]

I had to kill a bug for my kids And find a new spot to move my computer to

Wait a sec...you're not the 50 foot woman are you? Cuz I could never come close to...well do anything with you if you were that fucking tall.

Sorry, took some muscle relaxers to bear with me < is that how you spell it?

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Wait a sec...you're not the 50 foot woman are you? Cuz I could never come close to...well do anything with you if you were that fucking tall.

Sorry, took some muscle relaxers to bear with me < is that how you spell it?

bare

 

[coacheric]

I'm in with This Is Sparta!

LOVE 300

 

[GI_Joe]

bare

Well son of a bitch!

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Ted?

 

[EndlessNameless]

bare

bare pussy? wat?

 

[PrettyKitty10]

bare pussy? wat?

BUNCH

Well son of a bitch!

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Ted?

OF

I'm in with This Is Sparta!

LOVE 300

DAMN

Wait a sec...you're not the 50 foot woman are you? Cuz I could never come close to...well do anything with you if you were that fucking tall.

Sorry, took some muscle relaxers to bear with me < is that how you spell it?

FREAKS

It's important to always have proper lighting.

Y'ALL

 

[EndlessNameless]

And you're the queen of freaks.

Your point?

 

[joshnothing]

*bear


-Grammar Police

 

[coacheric]

You almost say freak like its a bad thing...almost

 

[joshnothing]

BUNCH



OF



DAMN



FREAKS



Y'ALL

 

[GI_Joe]

BUNCH



OF



DAMN



FREAKS



Y'ALL

I am? Shit...I thought I was being normal. Your name isn't Ted is it?

 

[CoastalWyldman]

Well she didnt' include me in the list of freaks so I must be her favorite.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

*bear


-Grammar Police

“Bear with me,” the standard expression, is a request for forbearance or patience.

“Bare with me” would be an invitation to undress.

which one did I mean?

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

“Bear with me,” the standard expression, is a request for forbearance or patience.

“Bare with me” would be an invitation to undress.

which one did I mean?

I'm quite certain I might be able to guess

 

[joshnothing]

“Bear with me,” the standard expression, is a request for forbearance or patience.

“Bare with me” would be an invitation to undress.

which one did I mean?

You meant whichever one was wrong, dammit! Don't you take this away from me!

Hey, you have a nice face. And your tits could probably float a fucking yacht. Is that sexy?

 

[PrettyKitty10]

And you're the queen of freaks.

Your point?

true

You almost say freak like its a bad thing...almost

it's a term of endearment

right fucking back at you

I am? Shit...I thought I was being normal. Your name isn't Ted is it?

it is Ted...thanks for blowing my cover

Well she didnt' include me in the list of freaks so I must be her favorite.

LMAO...I must have missed you

I'm quite certain I might be able to guess

 

[PrettyKitty10]

You meant whichever one was wrong, dammit! Don't you take this away from me!

Hey, you have a nice face. And your tits could probably float a fucking yacht. Is that sexy?

Fine. You win this round. THIS one.

And that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

My face. Your face. Need to be on each other.

 

[joshnothing]

Fine. You win this round. THIS one.

And that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

My face. Your face. Need to be on each other.

We tried that. Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyy.

That picture should never ever see the light of day.

 

[GI_Joe]

it is Ted...thanks for blowing my cover

OMFG!!!! Ted, you have AWESOME tits!

 

[PrettyKitty10]

We tried that. Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyyy.

That picture should never ever see the light of day.

It was creepy, but you know you laughed your ass off.