Females

[sexnovella]

All females can write to me for any imaginable reason.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Females, eh? The lucky creatures. I'll just nip in here quickly to wish you good fortune before the thread becomes swamped with willing respondents.

Do you accept mail from females of all species, or just Homo sapiens?

 

[Mockingjay]

Females, eh? The lucky creatures. I'll just nip in here quickly to wish you good fortune before the thread becomes swamped with willing respondents.

Do you accept mail from females of all species, or just Homo sapiens?

I'm sure female aliens are more willing than female humans.....

 

[thekeenreader]

I'm sure female aliens are more willing than female humans.....

If Star Trek has taught me nothing else it's that aliens always have a sneaky plan of some description

 

[mnbreastluver]

I'm sure female aliens are more willing than female humans.....

Plus female aliens, are so much hotter!

 

[Mockingjay]

Oh, don't tell me you've *met some of them.

*it also implies other terms

 

[sexnovella]

Any female can write to me.

Even aliens.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Oh, don't tell me you've *met some of them.

*it also implies other terms

That was meant to be sarcasm! No I haven't met a alien female or male because I am currently looking for Bigfoot so I can stop watching the show "Finding Bigfoot"

 

[Mockingjay]

That was meant to be sarcasm! No I haven't met a alien female or male because I am currently looking for Bigfoot so I can stop watching the show "Finding Bigfoot"

No worries, I know what you meant! Careful, you might find Shrek!

 

[mnbreastluver]

No worries, I know what you meant! Careful, you might find Shrek!

Shrek, might be easier to find than a Bigfoot! I am starting to think, Bigfoot doesn't exist ! Lol

 

[Mockingjay]

Shriek, might be easier to find than a Bigfoot! I am starting to think, Bigfoot doesn't exist ! Lol

Hmm, have you ever been to Himalayas?

 

[sexnovella]

Don't forget.

The beautiful elves.

 

[thekeenreader]

The beautiful elves.

How could we forget the Elven maidens or the faeries for that matter

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hmm, have you ever been to Himalayas?

No not yet, but it's on my bucket list!

 

[Mockingjay]

The beautiful elves.

How could we forget the Elven maidens or the faeries for that matter

Oh! Legolas!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130627111819/lotr/images/d/da/Legolas_portrait_-_EmpireMag.jpg

 

[sexnovella]

"Where are all the females?" (Stiflers young brother says)

Legolas is a great hero but he is male not female

 

[Mockingjay]

Legolas is a great hero but he is male not female

Yes, I know what you mean. I was carried thinking of male elves..

 

[sexnovella]

Female

Like this

 

[MacGuffinn]

I tried this once. Didn't work.

 

[sexnovella]

Have you tried everything...

With every female?!

 

[thekeenreader]

With every female?!

Now that would be tiring.

 

[sexnovella]

practice makes perfect

Edurance can be increased with training

 

[kiwi91]

Oh! Legolas!
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130627111819/lotr/images/d/da/Legolas_portrait_-_EmpireMag.jpg

Ok now I'm butting in on this one. This is one sexy ass man I would fuck him without a moments hesitation. Just saying

 

[kiwi91]

Like this

I would fuck her too.

 

[sexnovella]

best of both worlds

Must be amazing to choose the sweetest from both sexes with all their advantages