Alaska is my home, come visit and leave your cash

[thør]

Tourists say the damnedest things!

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/24/carnival-spirit-cruiseship_6405.jpg

On the way to the bus from the boat, one was heard to say to another, "What do you think the elevation is here in Alaska?"



For more Alaska stuff, see my old thread: Today in Anchorage

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that one of those Deadliest Catch boats?

 

[thør]

Is that one of those Deadliest Catch boats?

More like "the Deadliest Snatch"

 

[Aquagal]

Awww, here's to your new thread, thør.

Fucking mosquitoes got me today, three times! I'm gonna get a skeeter propane thingy next week though, I hate bug dope.

 

[thør]

Awww, here's to your new thread, thør.

Fucking mosquitoes got me today, three times! I'm gonna get a skeeter propane thingy next week though, I hate bug dope.

Did you snitch that bottle from my cellar?

 

[islandman]

Mosquitoes on May 1st???

 

[Saint Peter]

Mosquitoes on May 1st???

The size of basset hounds.

 

[Aquagal]

Did you snitch that bottle from my cellar?

Shhhh...

Mosquitoes on May 1st???

I saw them last week at the window taunting my kittens, today they got me in the garden.

 

[islandman]

The size of basset hounds.

I saw them last week at the window taunting my kittens, today they got me in the garden.

Sounds like a job for a shotgun.

 

[thør]

Mosquitoes on May 1st???

Big ones.

I cut two steaks off one I killed last Monday and grilled them for dinner.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

I would rather sit around, and chew the whale meat.

Tourist question: Does whale meat have a taste, that is similar to something else, that is edible ?

(I have a feeling, that it will not taste like chicken.)

 

[thør]

I would rather sit around, and chew the whale meat.

Tourist question: Does whale meat have a taste, that is similar to something else, that is edible ?

(I have a feeling, that it will not taste like chicken.)

Always take a small piece of muktuk to chew, because it expands in your mouth.

 

[lovetoread]

Always take a small piece of muktuk to chew, because it expands in your mouth.

I have the urge to make a penis remark.

 

[Aquagal]

The description I got to compare whale meat to was, 80 yr old pussy that hadn't been washed in a couple of months.

 

[angie33]

The description I got to compare whale meat to was, 80 yr old pussy that hadn't been washed in a couple of months.

http://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/J-wow-gag-gif1.gif

 

[Aquagal]

http://www.survivingcollege.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/J-wow-gag-gif1.gif

That was his exact reaction when trying to eat it too.

What say you, thør?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

In that case, I will stick to chewing whale skin, and whale blubber. Better than Wonderbread, at least.

 

[thør]

I have the urge to make a penis remark.

Do it!

That was his exact reaction when trying to eat it too.

What say you, thør?

Whale meat and muktuk are two different items. Muktuk is not my favorite but I'm more polite than that girl. Whale meat cooked fresh is not bad. The locals like to store it in the ice cellar for a while until it ferments and that's not my idea of good eating.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Well, I do like oysters- raw, cooked, dried- and oyster sauce. Does it taste like oysters ?

 

[thør]

Well, I do like oysters- raw, cooked, dried- and oyster sauce. Does it taste like oysters ?

No, but it tastes better than seal.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

loooks good.. but fuck the cold bro, that ain't for me fosure.

 

[Aquagal]

loooks good.. but fuck the cold bro, that ain't for me fosure.

It's 64 right now, how warm are you?

 

[MonaLittle]

It's 64 right now, how warm are you?

That's just wrong. It's only 47° in Chicago.

 

[Aquagal]

That's just wrong. It's only 47° in Chicago.

 

[thør]

That's just wrong. It's only 47° in Chicago.

Might be down to 47°F when I get outta the hockey arena this evening. Still gonna need sunglasses!