The clone wives

[sirhugs]

For someone with a sci-fi bent:

P marries W who is a great gal... all full of energy, always ready for anything... almost like there were two of her.

After the wedding, just before they leave for the honeymoon, w tells P the family secret: dad is a "mad scientist". 21 years ago, he perfected human cloning, but knew the world wasn't ready for it. all these years, W and her clone sister have been sharing one existence- one hiding in the basement while the other had her turn at "living". P has been dating both without knowing it. so, W says... "it wouldn't be a real honeymoon without my other half along..."

 

[silverwhisper]

and here i was, expecting a star wars-related theme...i suppose this would actually be in the incest category, wouldn't it?

what if p starts to learn how to tell the difference and starts comparing w1 to w2 during sex? that could be interesting...w1 tasted just a bit sweeter, but was less enthusiastic at giving head, while w2 was more enthusiastic and fun while going down, and really enjoyed anal, something w1 did not...so, which one did he want for tomorrow?...

ed

 

[sirhugs]

First his mind is blown by the realization he has been dating both without knowing it, and thus having sex with each without realizing the difference... but now, he looks forward to experiencing them both at once...

 

[Carnevil9]

This would work just as well with identical twins, wouldn't it?

 

[Hypoxia]

This would work just as well with identical twins, wouldn't it?

iTwins *are* clones, of the natural persuasion. Much easier to produce and find than the lab-grown sort, too.

 

[sirhugs]

This would work just as well with identical twins, wouldn't it?

but then there's no reason why the existence of #2 is a secret...

 

[Sean Renaud]

Does Apple produce these iTwins that hypoxia mentioned?

I think they made a movie like this and Batman and Wolverine spent an hour playing nearly fatal pranks on each other because they were twats. TWATS!

Honestly I think the idea is interesting but the sci-fi angle is a bit distracting when regular twins exist. Why the secrecy? Maybe there are some issues, they moved from Country X and couldn't get passports for everybody, separated at birth and only found each other relatively recently. They think it's funny.

 

[emap]

Oh bad Sean, you totally skipped over the most obvious thing.

There are two ways to look at it, first one is he married a clone of a dead woman. Like say the father's wife died without having kids and he wanted kids so cloned her. Toss up if twins was something that happened or planned, same idea as octomom with less kids. They grew up sharing a single life because there is only one social security number.

Alternately, the second one is a clone of the daughter and they grew up together. Since cloning is a huge shitstorm, mostly in people are throwing rocks because someone is trying to be god, the clone is not acknowledged or was and he was told he had to destroy her. Since he couldn't just kill a few month old baby, cloned or not, he faked it.

Course it's still possible to skip the clone part. Though that gets a little odd fast. First one is simply the secret sister is a shut in, can't go outside. Take your pick on why since there are plenty of reasons. Problem is it's usually pretty easy to spot a shut in, they act different. Second option is the sisters are a little odd, or perhaps serial killers. Which has a few ways to go on the why of it, though marrying their next victim is fairly standard.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Wow. I love emap. So wise.

I kinda got really distracted by the idea of iTwins.

 

[Hypoxia]

Not clones, not twins, but identical cousins, one a reserved educated Brit, the other an outgoing pop-cultured Yank. The Brit has come stateside (illegally) and to blend-in (and not be deported) she must adopt the activities and behaviours of her gringa kin -- and then substitute for the Yank, to test her transformation. Wasn't there a TV show something like this a long time ago? Anyway, it's all a pornographic immigration scam.

 

[Carnevil9]

Not clones, not twins, but identical cousins, one a reserved educated Brit, the other an outgoing pop-cultured Yank. The Brit has come stateside (illegally) and to blend-in (and not be deported) she must adopt the activities and behaviours of her gringa kin -- and then substitute for the Yank, to test her transformation. Wasn't there a TV show something like this a long time ago? Anyway, it's all a pornographic immigration scam.

I'll bet a hot dog makes her lose control!

 

[Hypoxia]

I'll bet a hot dog makes her lose control!

Indeed, but just wait till she tries a big banger.