The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

[RobDownSouth]

he is so weird...

true, but SavageJohnnySavage gets all the hawt chicks. He must be doing something right...

 

[yossi]

I taught an impromptu chair yoga class today. I never realized how many of my coworkers have their shoulders perpetually hiked up to their necks.

 

[thør]

true, but SavageJohnnySavage gets all the hawt chicks. He must be doing something right...

It's all the pills he's on.

 

[thør]

i'm opening the bottle of good wine.

Yes!

In about 4 hours.

 

[NHKitty]

i'm opening the bottle of good wine.

I opened the cheap wine (which I really enjoy). Cheers!

 

[thør]

I opened the cheap wine (which I really enjoy). Cheers!

If it tastes good, it's good wine.

 

[NHKitty]

If it tastes good, it's good wine.

It does...so good, so enjoyable that when it went on sale for $6.99, we bought a case.

 

[Sean]

It does...so good, so enjoyable that when it went on sale for $6.99, we bought a case.

I do that every time my favourite Rioja goes on at half price at the local supermarket.

 

[lovetoread]

I need some fucking taco bell and an ice cream cone now.

 

[Fuckette]

Oh my! The oysters sound delicious!

indeed

 

[JohnnySavage]

I need some fucking taco bell and an ice cream cone now.

I could go for half a dozen crunchy taco supremes.

 

[yossi]

Now I'm craving cheesy gordita crunch. Taco Bell is 30 minutes away.

 

[lovetoread]

This actually made me all teary, and I am a hard ass bitch.

http://gawker.com/adorable-dad-learns-hes-going-to-be-a-grandpa-1567525150

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'm a little bored. I wish Vette was here to say something stupid.

 

[thør]

I'm a little bored. I wish Vette was here to say something stupid.

Go for a kayak paddle in the breeze. I suppose you'd need a headlamp at this time of the evening?

 

[lovetoread]

How can one not believe in leprechauns?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Go for a kayak paddle in the breeze. I suppose you'd need a headlamp at this time of the evening?

Yea, it's dark now, and it's raining. Tomorrow I'll go for a ride for a few hours, then I have a dinner/concert event in the evening. I have to wear a tee shirt with a tux print on the front because it's a semi-formal event.

 

[thør]

Yea, it's dark now, and it's raining. Tomorrow I'll go for a ride for a few hours, then I have a dinner/concert event in the evening. I have to wear a tee shirt with a tux print on the front because it's a semi-formal event.

Can't you just take a toy penguin?

 

[Lorilei]

i'm opening the bottle of good wine.

Gimme! I don't have any wine.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The Nats and Wizards are both playing at the same time. Good sports night on the tv!

 

[Lorilei]

The Nats and Wizards are both playing at the same time. Good sports night on the tv!

Are those real teams? They don't sound real.

 

[Disgustipated]

Are those real teams? They don't sound real.

Nationals=Baseball

Wizards=Basketball

Both D.C. teams.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Are those real teams? They don't sound real.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.

 

[cjh]

Why would anybody name their team the Gnats?

 

[JohnnySavage]

Because Redskins was already taken.