The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

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jesus fucking christ. i hope to god he was at least broke before he agreed to that shit.
 
I just had the BEST ham sandwich.

Ham, cheddar, banana peppers, mustard on 15-grain bread.
 
on another musical note: hearing gigantic by the pixies being used to sell iphones kind of pisses me off. also, it makes me feel old. also also, fucking cover songs.

Yeah, I was seriously upset. Maybe that reunion tour didn't go so well.
 


Ayuh, that's exactly what I want to spend my time doing: pandering to morons.

Just read the script and smile a lot while you lie.


 
i was cussed out for going too slow in a school zone. what the holy fuck?! if you are in a rush, don't drive where children are walking home. people will be driving faster! for the life of me, i do not understand people who are so filled with hatred and rage that they have to lash out at other people. i just don't get it. and no. for the record, i wasn't laughing as i drove 15 mph. i wasn't laughing, when i waited for a kid on his bike to cross the street. i was going slow and safe, because that's just what you do! fuck. there are people in this town who have a venom inside of them. it is pure ugliness.
 


Transience enables fast-talking salespeople. Towns, villages and communities where residents remain in place over many years are not fertile ground for snake-oil salespeople. Long-time residents behave very differently than traveling salespeople. A long-time resident is going to be very careful about selling crap for a simple reason: he/she is going to have to live with the neighbors for many years to come.


The fast-talker from the big city? Are you kidding? Promiscuous whore-liars are here today, gone tomorrow.


 
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