If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?

[johneb87]

Do you take American Express?

I think you hit your credit limit a while ago.

 

[Handley_Page]

I think you hit your credit limit a while ago.

But the coffee is usually free.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But the coffee is usually free.

and so are the jokes and the women.

 

[swag_man]

and so are the jokes and the women.

Thanks for the thread Tio!

 

[johneb87]

Thanks for the thread Tio!

Hear hear!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hear hear!

Shhh, John; the neighbours might hear!

 

[Little_Sister]

Good morning all! Well all except CC... not a fan of the whore insinuation.

 

[swag_man]

Good morning all! Well all except CC... not a fan of the whore insinuation.

Morning beautiful! ^^

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Good morning all! Well all except CC... not a fan of the whore insinuation.

Morning beautiful! ^^

Good thing we bought the king size bed!


(Hey Sis, maybe that's the only way CC can get it...)

 

[swag_man]

Good thing we bought the king size bed!


(Hey Sis, maybe that's the only way CC can get it...)

Can you folks be a bit quieter! - those of us on different shifts need to sleep (G'nite - as I roll over with the aim of emitting zzzz's)

 

[Little_Sister]

Good thing we bought the king size bed!


(Hey Sis, maybe that's the only way CC can get it...)

Ouch

Can you folks be a bit quieter! - those of us on different shifts need to sleep (G'nite - as I roll over with the aim of emitting zzzz's)

<--- is in no mood to sleep.

 

[peekingone]

Ouch



<--- is in no mood to sleep.

Ready since the kids are not here

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ouch



<--- is in no mood to sleep.

Well, Sis, as long as you're awake...

 

[Little_Sister]

Not only awake but I am really horny

 

[peekingone]

Not only awake but I am really horny

Let's get wild and make a mess

 

[Tio_Narratore]

That's such a lovely problem to address.

 

[SweetMaj]

That's such a lovely problem to address.

<- This one?

 

[peekingone]

<- This one?

Can I take those panties down with my teeth

 

[Handley_Page]

I'll get the camera

 

[SweetMaj]

I'll get the camera

 

[NaughtyinVegas]

I didn't know smoking was allowed in bed.
(because you're smoking hot

 

[SweetMaj]

I didn't know smoking was allowed in bed.
(because you're smoking hot

Thank you, Naughty.

(Yes - somtimes a certain part of me is smoking HOT in bed.)

 

[Handley_Page]

Thank you, Naughty.

(Yes - sometimes a certain part of me is smoking HOT in bed.)

Fancy a cuddle or something ?

 

[SweetMaj]

Fancy a cuddle or something ?

Always!

Mmm...such a warm embrace.

 

[Handley_Page]

Always!

Mmm...such a warm embrace.

Ah, the best way to snuggle