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daddy pm you.![]()
Your mailbox is full.
Damn. Was hoping to get in on this one.
Apparently there are many on Lit. all wet and horny for desperate old men like myself ( I wish).
Not all. Not all. You jumped right in the conclusion. Generalization is one big fallacy.![]()
I'm sorry ,HeiressR, I was trying to be funny, drawing attention to the apparently horny,apparently sluts who apparently crave old men..and many believe. I don't.
Well - I'm an older man.
But how will you prove you are an 18 year old virgin?
I can prove I'm an old man.
Cars had tail fins when I was a kid...
Demand for an evidence...![]()
Hmmm.
BW TV with only 13 channels?
Every friggin' prom in the world played Staircase to Heaven?
Arcane for 10 points? If you were reading a paper from San Francisco lemme see, late 60's or so - there was a number of references to beaver...
I am NOT sharing pictures of my - ahem - grayer haired bits...
Demand an evidence from her you-know-what-I-mean, not at your crotch..
...that would be far more palatable for all of us to view.
With the exception of me.
Sigh.
I was meaning her whatever she was going to send to validate her claim of a certain age and state of virginity?