The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[trysail]

You don't train with a heart rate monitor?

I don't have one. To be honest, it never crossed my mind. The only heart rate monitor I ever see is on the elliptical machine where I get up to a pulse of around 150 after 25 strenuous minutes at a fairly strong resistance level.


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[RedAllan]

I've just used the wrong shower gell, and, to quote my old Irish gran, "I smell like a whores boudoir!

Which raises the question, how did she ever get to know what a whores boudoir smells like?

Unless there's a dark family secret I can't imagine a woman who raised 14 children in poverty in Ireland knowing, she didn't even have electricity until the 70's, she was in her 80's when she died in the 80's.

I have to shower again, I can't live with the smell, although it smells good on the wife.

 

[butters]

I've just used the wrong shower gell, and, to quote my old Irish gran, "I smell like a whores boudoir!

Which raises the question, how did she ever get to know what a whores boudoir smells like?

Unless there's a dark family secret I can't imagine a woman who raised 14 children in poverty in Ireland knowing, she didn't even have electricity until the 70's, she was in her 80's when she died in the 80's.

I have to shower again, I can't live with the smell, although it smells good on the wife.

sometimes women in poverty with 14 kids have to make ends meet - but no offense about your gran

 

[islandman]

Talk to me about the ins and outs of wainscoting.

 

[phantom4533]

Talk to me about the ins and outs of wainscoting.

Is this something you want to do yourself? Or do you want it and plan to hire a carpenter?

 

[girlsmiley]

It is hilarious. Gross, but hilarious.

 

[thør]

Talk to me about the ins and outs of wainscoting.

It's more to "keep up" at your house. Like you're not busy enough!

 

[trysail]

Talk to me about the ins and outs of wainscoting.

Ins and outs? That's a tad ambiguous. Do you mean pros and cons?

Got chairs?



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[RedAllan]

sometimes women in poverty with 14 kids have to make ends meet - but no offense about your gran

None taken.

Re-showered and better smelling.

 

[butters]

Talk to me about the ins and outs of wainscoting.

it's all about angles. if your walls are straight, it's a breeze. if not, with care it can look great - measure twice, cut once. buy extra... blah de blah de blah

it's good for whispering behind. apparently.

 

[smartandsexy]

I don't want to do this. I really really don't want to do this.

I have to do this.

Girding loins... reticulating splines...

 

[NHKitty]

I'm rather amazed to learn that you and Tony Danza were born 2 weeks apart.

I always had quite the crush on him in "Who's the Boss?" Lol!

 

[phantom4533]

it's all about angles. if your walls are straight, it's a breeze. if not, with care it can look great - measure twice, cut once. buy extra... blah de blah de blah

it's good for whispering behind. apparently.

"Cut it three times and it's still too short!"

"Can't see it from my house."

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://media.cagle.com/77/2014/04/15/147187_600.jpg

 

[bluemuse]

Vindicated.

 

[girlsmiley]

I know you're going to fire up lol.

Bring it.

We can make up later.

 

[Byron In Exile]

"Cut it three times and it's still too short!"

"Can't see it from my house."

The saying is, "Looks good from my house."

 

[girlsmiley]

That was a nice orgasm.

 

[Beco]

That was a nice orgasm.

do tell....

 

[yossi]

I dreamt last night that I denied someone an orgasm for two weeks.

Serves her right.

Nightmarish, more like.

 

[Sean]

My new ride:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a292/urvile/beemer_zps1c10d10b.jpg

 

[Noor]

My new ride:

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a292/urvile/beemer_zps1c10d10b.jpg

What is it?

 

[Sean]

What is it?

BMW 325i SE. My 4x4 died on Wednesday and I needed a cheap car in a hurry.

 

[Saint Peter]

"This is Pete."

"Hi Pete. This is (name omitted because I am a nice guy). Remember the crystals that we had custom grown and then you machined a tiny square hole in one end?"

"Yes."





"Well, I dropped it."

 

[Sean]

"This is Pete."

"Hi Pete. This is (name omitted because I am a nice guy). Remember the crystals that we had custom grown and then you machined a tiny square hole in one end?"

"Yes."





"Well, I dropped it."

LOL.
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