If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say ?

[SweetMaj]

Yes, girl. Just tell me when it's one smack shy of being too hard.

I will, Sir.


In a few minutes I'm off to do a little shopping for the Easter holidays, Tio.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I will, Sir.


In a few minutes I'm off to do a little shopping for the Easter holidays, Tio.

Enjoy the chocolate, Maj. See you tonight.

 

[SweetMaj]

Enjoy the chocolate, Maj. See you tonight.

How did you know I'm actually going to buy chocolate, Tio?

See you tonight, handsome.

(I'll melt it and then you can lick it off.)

Mmm...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

How did you know I'm actually going to buy chocolate, Tio?

See you tonight, handsome.

(I'll melt it and then you can lick it off.)

Mmm...

How did I know? I know you and I know the holiday, and I rather like the thought of a chocolate-covered Maj...

 

[SweetMaj]

How did I know? I know you and I know the holiday, and I rather like the thought of a chocolate-covered Maj...

I like the thought of you licking it off me, Tio!

(I'm off for now.)

Later...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I like the thought of you licking it off me, Tio!

(I'm off for now.)

Later...

By, Maj...

 

[SweetMaj]

By, Maj...

Bye, Tio...

 

[johneb87]

Bye, Tio...

I'm always too late. *shuffles off disappointed to the naked party thread to drink sorrows away*

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm always too late. *shuffles off disappointed to the naked party thread to drink sorrows away*

...and curse the reality of time zones...

 

[Handley_Page]

...and curse the reality of time zones...

How true.

 

[johneb87]

How true.

Any chance the dragon put a wing up over the window? Blinds are still broken from my cat.

 

[Handley_Page]

Any chance the dragon put a wing up over the window? Blinds are still broken from my cat.

I could suggest skinning the cat and using it's pelt, but I won't - for now.
I've persuaded the Dragon to do some of his exercise in doors and giving you abit of shadow.
Now do not forget to either fix the blinds of ask Olaf to get the contractors in, please.

 

[loquere]

Am I in the wrong place?

 

[Handley_Page]

Am I in the wrong place?

That depends upon [a] where you thought you were, and where you actually want to be.

 

[johneb87]

That depends upon [a] where you thought you were, and where you actually want to be.

Am I here, or there?

 

[Handley_Page]

Am I here, or there?

Over there is probably the best place.

 

[johneb87]

Over there is probably the best place.

As long as it is in the shade.

 

[SweetMaj]

As long as it is in the shade.

I moved my bed away from the window...

(And now your huge erection is in the shade.)

Good morning, John.

 

[johneb87]

I moved my bed away from the window...

(And now your huge erection is in the shade.)

Good morning, John.

Good morning, Maj

In the shade, or providing shade?

 

[SweetMaj]

Good morning, Maj

In the shade, or providing shade?

Both.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Both.

Both, Maj? Are you sure there aren't two erections in bed with you?

 

[SweetMaj]

Both, Maj? Are you sure there aren't two erections in bed with you?

Hi, Tio.

Now there is.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Hi, Tio.

Now there is.

Which one goes where?

 

[SweetMaj]

Which one goes where?

Since you arrived last you can use me backdoor, Tio.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Since you arrived last you can use me backdoor, Tio.

Knock! Knock! Let me in, Maj!