Looking for some witty repartee

[kitkate007]

Hello literoticans,

I'm 28 and currently living in the USA. I'm taking a short break from real life men and dating in general, but I find my weekends are getting lonely and I miss flirting.... a lot. So here I am!

I've been a lit fan for many, many moons. But my ideal chat partner will be interested in talking about more than just our respective kinks. It would also help if he has a scottish accent or aussie, I'd even settle for southern.

Here's hoping!!

 

[Trimjob69]

Hello literoticans,

I'm 28 and currently living in the USA. I'm taking a short break from real life men and dating in general, but I find my weekends are getting lonely and I miss flirting.... a lot. So here I am!

I've been a lit fan for many, many moons. But my ideal chat partner will be interested in talking about more than just our respective kinks. It would also help if he has a scottish accent or aussie, I'd even settle for southern.

Here's hoping!!

Whilst typing I have the accent of someone from the southern part of Scotland living in Australia.

 

[kitkate007]

Whilst typing I have the accent of someone from the southern part of Scotland living in Australia.

That is quite a talent, color me impressed!

 

[Trimjob69]

That is quite a talent, color me impressed!

It's been my life's work. Color me encouraged.

 

[Trimjob69]

Not witty enough?

 

[drinkmyindianpiss]

i can make u wet

hi.. i blv dat we can get wet if we are out of our image... leave it everything down of d bed or out of the room... think as a kinky porn starand start to humiliate me or beg to me to humiliate u... den you will feel that a river is ready to shoot out of your kitty

 

[CapnCuddly]

hi.. i blv dat we can get wet if we are out of our image... leave it everything down of d bed or out of the room... think as a kinky porn starand start to humiliate me or beg to me to humiliate u... den you will feel that a river is ready to shoot out of your kitty

This guy is SMOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooTH.

 

[kitkate007]

This guy is SMOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooTH.

Agreed, I for one am taking notes!

 

[CapnCuddly]

Agreed, I for one am taking notes!

It must be hard to hold the pen while on the verge of a mind-shattering orgasm... Or a very intense case of explosive Delhi belly. Hold back that river, baby.

 

[Mockingjay]

It must be hard to hold the pen while on the verge of a mind-shattering orgasm... Or a very intense case of explosive Delhi belly. Hold back that river, baby.

Who writes when they're having sex?

 

[kitkate007]

It must be hard to hold the pen while on the verge of a mind-shattering orgasm... Or a very intense case of explosive Delhi belly. Hold back that river, baby.

Good point, I'm doing it all wrong... so much to learn!

 

[CapnCuddly]

Who writes when they're having sex?

How else can I write all this panty-melting erotica unless I frantically thumb it into my cell phone mid-coitus while the... inspirational juices are flowing, per say.

 

[CapnCuddly]

Good point, I'm doing it all wrong... so much to learn!

*pats his lap to beckon you over for lessons*

 

[Mockingjay]

Hmm, I'm sensing something on here...

 

[Blase]

Hmm, I'm sensing something on here...

I think the Cap'n wants to take 'er down!

 

[Mockingjay]

I think the Cap'n wants to take 'er down!

Shhhh, don't make a sound!

 

[kitkate007]

As long as it's not about 'inspirational juices'!

 

[Blase]

Shhhh, don't make a sound!

Oops. Sorry.

Hide with me in here and we can watch.

 

[Mockingjay]

Oops. Sorry.

Hide with me in here and we can watch.

Just watch!

 

[CapnCuddly]

I think the Cap'n wants to take 'er down!

Hmm, I'm sensing something on here...

Shhhh, don't make a sound!

Wait, wait, this IS the thread for "witty rape-artee", right?

 

[CapnCuddly]

As long as it's not about 'inspirational juices'!

Oops. Sorry.

Hide with me in here and we can watch.

Just watch!

I'm feeling put on the spot now... So much pressure to perform... I need to go back to the indianpiss guy for a pep talk

 

[Blase]

Wait, wait, this IS the thread for "witty rape-artee", right?

Can't rape-artee the willing!

Or something like that...

 

[kitkate007]

I'm feeling put on the spot now... So much pressure to perform... I need to go back to the indianpiss guy for a pep talk

I'm sure he would have the perfect thing to say, perhaps you should have been taking notes as well.

 

[Mockingjay]

I'm sure he would have the perfect thing to say, perhaps you should have been taking notes as well.

Tell him to PM him..

 

[Blase]

Just watch!

Are you asking if I'll behave?