A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[HarryHill]

hit me up with some of that, please, 'tender

*serves oversized mug w/a shot of Kahlua on the side* evening missus, I'll be in the corner with my yellow pad if you need a refill or feel the need to shake up a drink.

 

[butters]

*serves oversized mug w/a shot of Kahlua on the side* evening missus, I'll be in the corner with my yellow pad if you need a refill or feel the need to shake up a drink.

*sippppps greeeeatfully
k

 

[HarryHill]

*sippppps greeeeatfully
k

She'll be up, long before I've opened eyes
perked a pot, peeked out on her day
let the cat out then write a hundred lines
a few of which will become mine

 

[todski28]

(Pinches tequila shot)P tried not to disturb Guido

I just went through all of my poetry submissions and there is one poem that has no comments on it, I think a big thank you is order to everyone that has read and commented on my work, it takes time and effort to comment and it is far easier not too. Even my first poems that were beyond terrible have comments.

Thanks everyon(slams down shot, grimaces) leaves the bar with a twenty under the empty glass

 

[Tsotha]

Poking, poking, poking
Le long sigh
Become invisible
A chameleon. A doormat.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

May I offer drinks all round, a lot of singing, some dancing and crying on each others shoulders? Then leaving the bar hand in hand?

 

[Tsotha]

May I offer drinks all round, a lot of singing, some dancing and crying on each others shoulders? Then leaving the bar hand in hand?

Yes, please.

 

[HarryHill]

May I offer drinks all round, a lot of singing, some dancing and crying on each others shoulders? Then leaving the bar hand in hand?

the first one that starts singing Kumbaya is going to get a beer bath

 

[butters]

the first one that starts singing Kumbaya is going to get a beer bath

supposed to be good for the hair, no?

*starts to strip off and sing...*

 

[HarryHill]

supposed to be good for the hair, no?

*starts to strip off and sing...*

*watches*

 

[todski28]

*watches*

Sneaks in (pushes) Harry forward into beer and butters and runs off to work

 

[butters]

*watches*

yeah, well... i kept my longjohns on

Sneaks in (pushes) Harry forward into beer and butters and runs off to work

beer and butters... better than tar and feathers

 

[HarryHill]

yeah, well... i kept my longjohns on




beer and butters... better than tar and feathers

theres a poem there
beer batter n butters
long johns? snickers

 

[HarryHill]

Sneaks in (pushes) Harry forward into beer and butters and runs off to work

oh! paybacks a bitch tod

 

[butters]

theres a poem there
beer batter n butters
long johns? snickers

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Beer batter

 

[bronzeage]

Beer batter

Butter makes bitter batter better.

 

[HarryHill]

Butter makes bitter batter better.

Cocktail? Felt marker for the men's room?

 

[HarryHill]

DDDamn, I'm all hot and fflustered
there's no torching the debris left from former tree
the doves have a nest in all that is left
think I'll have a drink, see if the topless
barkeep's around
sweet tea with brandy back
or coffee, whatever's handy

 

[butters]

DDDamn, I'm all hot and fflustered
there's no torching the debris left from former tree
the doves have a nest in all that is left
think I'll have a drink, see if the topless
barkeep's around
sweet tea with brandy back
or coffee, whatever's handy

doves have nested? aw

so you took it off, then?
*cops an eyeful*

*hands you something long and cool with a little mulish kick in the tail*

 

[HarryHill]

doves have nested? aw

so you took it off, then?
*cops an eyeful*

*hands you something long and cool with a little mulish kick in the tail*

Thank you missus, I was dry, yeah, knew if I didn't catch it early it would be like that. What are you doing while I type incredibly slow?

 

[Tsotha]

damn birds, diminute
velociraptors, eyeing you
sideways, 'too big too eat'
they think, lucky prey.
some people think they are
cute, a symbol of love and
peace, even, but I know
the truth. they are allied with
the squirrels.

*puts on tinfoil hat*

 

[HarryHill]

Pour anything cold while I read my mail. I feel like my headsafire

 

[butters]

because this should not be missed

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=56075490&postcount=36

 

[HarryHill]

because this should not be missed

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=56075490&postcount=36

Easter's coming, keep yr bunnies warm