The 12 Days Of Xmas.

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I collided with The Twelve Days of Christmas yesterday in a James Bond novel. What happened was Bond arrived in New York and went to his hotel. As soon as the porter opened the door, there they were: 12 Lords a leaping, 11 swans a swimming, 10 jungle bunnies jiving, 5 gold rings, and a Partridge in a school bus.

That is, Ian Fleming listed every exotic item in the suite, and the list was long. It was like visiting Graceland in 2014....TACKY.

Admit it and shame the Devil, you luv long lists in your stories, right!

 

[robertreams]

In case you never noticed, James Bond novels are supposed to be humor, in fact, British humor. perhaps you didn't catch the clue in the names: Gold finger, Pussy Galore, etc.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

In case you never noticed, James Bond novels are supposed to be humor, in fact, British humor. perhaps you didn't catch the clue in the names: Gold finger, Pussy Galore, etc.

Then I know youll appreciate the fun I'm having with all the racist yucks in LIVE AND LET DIE. I hafta lie down tired from so much laughing.