Primate Seeks Mate

Yep. That's all I am. A nice set of tits. Gotta love Lit. ;)
 
Don't mind her KatPerson. She, Kate, or whatever her name is wanted to shave my balls. I have my limits.
 
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Don't mind her KatPerson. She, Kate, or whatever her name is wanted to shave my balls. I have my limits.

Shaved balls are more... Um... Well, I prefer them shaved if I'm gonna suck on them!;)

Good call Thani-Kate!!(Think he's getting us confuzzled yet?)
 
At least there is humor on some threads

Hide and watch. The mods don't like humor here. This thread will be deleted.

Clowns and SubduedPassion had threads that were absolutely hilarious. They're gone.

No laughing allowed.
 
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Hide and watch. The mods don't like humor here. This thread will be deleted.

Clowns and SubduedPassion had threads that were absolutely hilarious. They're gone.

No laughing allowed.

Is tying to a chair allowed? You know since laughing is banned ;)
 
Is tying to a chair allowed? You know since laughing is banned ;)

Have you heard even a giggle out of me for the last two months? see mods, this isn't funny, it's serious sex shit. She wants me, and as soon as she unties me she'll have her tawdry way with me.

I would like some food, though.
 
Have you heard even a giggle out of me for the last two months? see mods, this isn't funny, it's serious sex shit. She wants me, and as soon as she unties me she'll have her tawdry way with me.

I would like some food, though.

I'll feed you alright
 
Munky no fool, I'm not getting into that one.

But while I'm here, does Hubby know your clit is standing up like a flagpole? And do you expect him to salute?

I think you are missing out - I'm a pretty good cook ;)

As far as flagpoles....you need to work harder :p
 

Drinkz, we talked about this behavior....No one believes Luster created two ID's to pester himself. Most people know you are behind it....

It had sort of died down, why did you feel the need to resurrect it again?

What was the genesis of your squabble with him...you start something with someone everyday so it's hard to keep track.
 
Drinkz, we talked about this behavior....No one believes Luster created two ID's to pester himself. Most people know you are behind it....

It had sort of died down, why did you feel the need to resurrect it again?

What was the genesis of your squabble with him...you start something with someone everyday so it's hard to keep track.

Hmm. I just got a PM that claims you're behind it.
 
Hmm. I just got a PM that claims you're behind it.

I would think with the 30 PMs you get from your fawning fans a day, you would have had several confirming that! Pretty much common knowledge. After all I AM your alter-ego (with the sweet smelling breath).

Took you a while to decide which ID to use, didn't it? Should have taken my advice and just stayed off for today, claimed an emergency....

Remember your frame..."above it all"...nothing phases you...super cool...deep breath.
 
PS...while you were reading all the posts in lurk mode and deciding what to do about it all....

You forgot to show online again after you gathered the courage to post.
 
Let's ask Peedrinker..what do you say, one primate to another?....Say something clever to settle the controversy.

Progress, Drinkz, I am glad to see you finally buried your second alter-ego, Peedrinker21.

A shame it took THIS POST to finally get you to back off, even if you lack the stones to chortle over your deception.
 
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Three posts? You are obsessed with me. Why don't you just suck my dick and get it over with?

I would think with the 30 PMs you get from your fawning fans a day, you would have had several confirming that! Pretty much common knowledge. After all I AM your alter-ego (with the sweet smelling breath).
I'm sitting at 94 right now. That's a lot of confirmation. ;)
 
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