Tenenbaum
King of Naps
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Oh...you. You know how much I love carrots!
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Oh...you. You know how much I love carrots!
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PrettyKitty10
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carrots are hot yo...
plus I know how much you love to do the shocker...i figure this could free up your hands? i also have duct tape, a tarp, rope and 15 hours of GoodBye Horses recorded.
pick me up in your windowless white van, and it's a party.
Tenenbaum
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Oh. My. God. If we weren't engaged already, I'd ask you to marry me.
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PrettyKitty10
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Good. Because the Motley Crue announcements have been mailed.
Tenenbaum
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I hope you don't expect me to wear white.
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PrettyKitty10
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My dress is hot pink and zebra stripe with sequins
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PrettyKitty10
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God yes. hahahhahahaha I love him!
Just hanging by the bar...throwing out the vibe...
Tenenbaum
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WE LANDED ON THE MOON!
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PrettyKitty10
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Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
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PrettyKitty10
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PrettyKitty10
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I'm in the same boat as you! Some of us mature like fine wine. Just some of YOU are tastier than others!Lol!!
Oh shush you fucking sexy man you. Get GK over here and let's get weird.
um...have you NOT seen my thread DD
well I must say you look outstanding now im glad you found your inner beauty and let it out and im sure there are a lot of us that are very glad too
thank you ♥
so is the bacon aisle at the grocery store
Tenenbaum
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So you're telling me there's a chance...
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PrettyKitty10
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I desperately want to make love to a school boy...
Tenenbaum
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Okay. That's enough foreplay. Come here.
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PrettyKitty10
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Dude...I was so going to say that.
This is getting me hotter than Georgia asphalt. Fuck me. NOW.
Tenenbaum
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What can I say? I'm fucking good.
bcbigbadwolf
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Look at the ass on that one!
massageguy1
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Sex on legs...
Love the phrase! Ex-gf and I howled at scenes with him and Vampire Bill - waited for him.to pat li'l.Bill on the head.
PM'd twice a day, with no public praise ? You have every right to.complain...
Thanks for posting beautiful pixs of your sexy self.
Love the phrase! Ex-gf and I howled at scenes with him and Vampire Bill - waited for him.to pat li'l.Bill on the head.
PM'd twice a day, with no public praise ? You have every right to.complain...
Thanks for posting beautiful pixs of your sexy self.
Saxon_Hart
WWJD4AKlondike Bar?
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How apripous that those pics were titled "lotion"...I noiw need some for a chaffed part of my body. Not saying where though. 
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PrettyKitty10
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Good morning to my favorite creepers and perverts alike. I am feeling far less "ranty" today.
Of course...the day is young.
I have three sets of lingerie I am debating laying out on my bed...gonna get all dolled up and make it up to you (and me)
Of course...the day is young.
I have three sets of lingerie I am debating laying out on my bed...gonna get all dolled up and make it up to you (and me)
glitterkitty27
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Mmmmmm I think we need to expand on "weird"
frankjoebobal
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Good morning to my favorite creepers and perverts alike. I am feeling far less "ranty" today.
Of course...the day is young.
I have three sets of lingerie I am debating laying out on my bed...gonna get all dolled up and make it up to you (and me)
Fucking YUM
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