A Supervillain's Demands

[LadyEccentric]

I'm a nerdy, kinky, pansexual supervillain with dominant tendencies and strong feelings about colourful socks. (I'm in favour.) I do not give a flying fuck what you look like but will absolutely judge you by how you type. Once, in a fit of pique, I destroyed an entire civilisation that had become incapable of any dialogue beyond small-talk, and the next day I built a planet-sized false moustache and left it as a warning. So, that's me.

I'd like some conversation, please, preferably with someone clever and witty and progressive. I reserve the right to ignore and/or make sarcastic and/or snarky comments to anyone who sends the following types of messages:

• "Hi, how are you?"
• Any request for very personal details, such as bra size or if I shave.
• Anything poorly typed.
• "My disbelief in women on the Internet trumps your boundaries about sharing personal information!"
• "Wanna cyber/cam/phonesex?"
• A picture of you, especially of your bits.
• Your measurements, especially if you rattle them off and then say "Interested?"
• "Be my Mistress/girlfriend/online fuckpal!"
• "I'm bored & horny lol"
• Bad poetry.

So, you know, fair warning.

Messages to which I'm more likely to respond positively would:

• Be well-typed.
• Be longer than one sentence.
• Amuse me.
• Include something to indicate you've read anything I've ever written here.
• Provide evidence that intelligent life exists in this sector.

Come entertain me, mortals! Else I may become bored again, and we all know what happens then! *evil laughter*

 

[DiablosWhore]

....... I'd like some conversation, please, ...

No, you don't. You want to tell everyone what to do, what to talk about, what to say, how to say it, and if you don't like any of it, then you won't even bother to reply. No, you don't want some conversation.

Interestingly, I could probably fit well into most, if not all, of the requirements that you claim as necessary in order to talk to you. And yet, by the simple virtue of fitting in so well, I fit well enough to know that I don't want anything to do with you.

No, I don't think you want conversation at all. I think you want to talk ONLY to LadyEccentric.

 

[jbro]

Aww, you sound so sweet. (Socks? Really? OK.. I guess) but alass, you do seem a little tame. Ttfn. Maybe we can talk later. *evil chuckle*

 

[tnh_06]

Bad poetry??

 

[LadyEccentric]

No, you don't. You want to tell everyone what to do, what to talk about, what to say, how to say it, and if you don't like any of it, then you won't even bother to reply. No, you don't want some conversation.

Interestingly, I could probably fit well into most, if not all, of the requirements that you claim as necessary in order to talk to you. And yet, by the simple virtue of fitting in so well, I fit well enough to know that I don't want anything to do with you.

No, I don't think you want conversation at all. I think you want to talk ONLY to LadyEccentric.

While I thank you very kindly for your opinion, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Yes, I choose to converse only with intelligent, engaging, and respectful people who are happy to simply converse; but no, I do not believe that I am the only person here who meets that description.

I would be delighted to interact with anyone who meets my requirements and is not offended that I have standards.

 

[LadyEccentric]

Bad poetry??

It has happened.

 

[Mockingjay]

What makes you a supervillain and why?

 

[DiablosWhore]

While I thank you very kindly for your opinion, I'm afraid you're mistaken. Yes, I choose to converse only with intelligent, engaging, and respectful people who are happy to simply converse; ......

How many posts have you made with similar requests and requirements ....and how many respondents did you gain with your posted high standards? I looked at your profile ...you've been busy looking. How are you at finding?

I'm done, sorry if I stomped on your toes, but you did put them right out in front of me. ;=)

 

[NiceNastyMann]

Hmmm...

I like the bit about Trantor - sent a PM, then a follow up but your inbox was full.

Frankly - most super hero's and or villains tend to wear colored socks - or boots - or even costumes so that's kinda de rigueur for the genre.

Pleasant dreams of R. Daneel to you.

 

[TedStv]

Argyle.

I am a mundane hero, which is a good thing I suppose, since I prefer argyle socks. Argyle, or any plaid in general, would make for a garish costume. Just the thought of a cape of such a design gets me anxious.
About me: As I said, hero with no super powers, which make it tough to confront the super villains, but I do what I can. I live a quiet life of introspection and near constant sexual arousal, often to the point of distraction. As you can imagine, this leads to a lot of masturbation. Giant mustaches do nothing for me, but I try to keep an open mind.

 

[Aka_MrMiracle]

And yet, by the simple virtue of fitting in so well, I fit well enough to know that I don't want anything to do with you.

So your way of not having anything to do with someone is to shit (twice!) on their thread...?

In other words, fuck off, you joyless bitch. Thanks, and have a great day.

 

[ThisIsHero]

What makes you a supervillain and why?

Yes, do tell! Elucidate those inquiring minds who wish to know what villainous act you have committed or what super power you have that makes you the aforementioned.

As to your standards, I dare say we all have standards to some degree, but thou hast exceeded them all. And, no, that was neither bad poetry nor an attempt at wooing you. Twas merely speaking in the old tongue, I was. Now, answer HeiressR's questions, or prepare to walk the plank with a kiss of steel guiding you ever so gently to Davey Jones locker! Lol.

Nah, but really, what makes you a supervillain?

 

[CoastalWyldman]

Send you a greeting that I do believe will be up to your high standards. The rest is up to you.

 

[Guillotine]

*eating popcorn*

 

[LinusRules]

I'm a nerdy, kinky, pansexual supervillain with dominant tendencies and strong feelings about colourful socks. (I'm in favour.) I do not give a flying fuck what you look like but will absolutely judge you by how you type. Once, in a fit of pique, I destroyed an entire civilisation that had become incapable of any dialogue beyond small-talk, and the next day I built a planet-sized false moustache and left it as a warning. So, that's me.

I'd like some conversation, please, preferably with someone clever and witty and progressive. I reserve the right to ignore and/or make sarcastic and/or snarky comments to anyone who sends the following types of messages:

• "Hi, how are you?"
• Any request for very personal details, such as bra size or if I shave.
• Anything poorly typed.
• "My disbelief in women on the Internet trumps your boundaries about sharing personal information!"
• "Wanna cyber/cam/phonesex?"
• A picture of you, especially of your bits.
• Your measurements, especially if you rattle them off and then say "Interested?"
• "Be my Mistress/girlfriend/online fuckpal!"
• "I'm bored & horny lol"
• Bad poetry.

So, you know, fair warning.

Messages to which I'm more likely to respond positively would:

• Be well-typed.
• Be longer than one sentence.
• Amuse me.
• Include something to indicate you've read anything I've ever written here.
• Provide evidence that intelligent life exists in this sector.

Come entertain me, mortals! Else I may become bored again, and we all know what happens then! *evil laughter*

Hey, my messages were meant to stay between you and me! Now all my best material is out for everyone to see.