The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[lovetoread]

It not my fault you are so much taller than me and thats all I can reach.

 

[CleverCowardice]

You're entirely too much like a cat for my liking; attention given always has to be on your terms, administered when you want, precisely in the way you want, and only to the degree that it satisfies your momentary need. If everything isn't just so or, God forbid, you don't get your way, you turn pissy and malicious in half a heartbeat.

I think I need to start spraying you with a water bottle.

 

[Wings]

I'll buy you a step stool.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The next person to leave a bite mark on my ankle gets kneed in the balls. Not cool, not cool at all.

Boyfriend has fleas again?

 

[Beco]

I still say, EdTV is a good movie....

 

[Lorilei]

I'm loving Pandora's Lyle Lovett channel.

 

[Beco]

I my new house.

cool digs....love the natural wood, makes a Home, warm...

 

[Lorilei]

I my new house.

That's so pretty, Dolf! Looks like you're settling in nicely.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Nice gaff dolf.

Here's one for girlsmiley.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_mqg41mMgC51ra49rio1_500_zps281e96fe.jpg

 

[rimmy]

That woman is gorgeous. Do we know who she is?

 

[Fata Morgana]

That woman is gorgeous. Do we know who she is?

Elizabeth Moss. I've only seen her in Top of the Lake which was a brilliant drama. She's in Mad Men but I've never seen that show.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Lacrosse team kicked ass this morning. Now, budweiser, Chinese food, Game of Thrones marathon. There are far worse ways to pass a Saturday.

 

[Lorilei]

I would almost be willing to prostitute myself if someone wanted to take me to this.
https://tickets-center.com/ResultsT...=5/2/2014+7:00:00+PM&ppcsrc=42070050065&nid=1

 

[rimmy]

Elizabeth Moss. I've only seen her in Top of the Lake which was a brilliant drama. She's in Mad Men but I've never seen that show.

I haven't seen it either.

You have good taste in women. Anything you want to share with the class?

 

[Beco]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkenRlgCUAADMvP.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

Nice gaff dolf.

Here's one for girlsmiley.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a97/foxkitsune/tumblr_mqg41mMgC51ra49rio1_500_zps281e96fe.jpg

OH MY GOODNESS.

Swoon.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I haven't seen it either.

You have good taste in women. Anything you want to share with the class?

I do! I'd make a fantastic lesbian but I don't like vaginas.

Nope. That's it.

 

[girlsmiley]

That woman is gorgeous. Do we know who she is?

The woman of my dreams.

 

[Beco]

I would almost be willing to prostitute myself if someone wanted to take me to this.
https://tickets-center.com/ResultsT...=5/2/2014+7:00:00+PM&ppcsrc=42070050065&nid=1

Almost?? You want to go or not??

 

[Lorilei]

Elizabeth Moss. I've only seen her in Top of the Lake which was a brilliant drama. She's in Mad Men but I've never seen that show.

I love her! But rumor has it she's on the short list to be Tom Cruise's next "girlfriend". Yuck.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love her! But rumor has it she's on the short list to be Tom Cruise's next "girlfriend". Yuck.

Oh fuck me rigid. Is she a Scientologist then?

 

[rimmy]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BkenRlgCUAADMvP.jpg

I hope Ike doesn't put any of his love in the special sauce.

I do! I'd make a fantastic lesbian but I don't like vaginas.

Nope. That's it.

I'm pretty sure the vagina thing is pretty important to them. Underachiever.

The woman of my dreams.

I'm not sure she's the woman of all my dreams but there's a pretty decent chance she'll make an appearance tonight.

 

[Lorilei]

Almost?? You want to go or not??

I do! Still, I have standards.

 

[girlsmiley]

I love her! But rumor has it she's on the short list to be Tom Cruise's next "girlfriend". Yuck.

Oh yuck. Please no.

 

[Lorilei]

Oh fuck me rigid. Is she a Scientologist then?

Yepper.