How to get middle aged woman at the store?

[iTumblrguy8]

I'm 20 and I love middle aged women for 3 reasons: They are curvier, more mature and don't really want relationships. How would I proceed to convey to her (them) that I just want to have fun and nothing to serious, at least for awhile?

 

[NightL]

I'm 20 and I love middle aged women for 3 reasons: They are curvier, more mature and don't really want relationships. How would I proceed to convey to her (them) that I just want to have fun and nothing to serious, at least for awhile?

"has to be a first time post" as I looked at the thread title

I will offer a suggestion though, try acting a little more mature. Quick look at your profile makes you appear like an adolescent boy scout with
Age:
20
Biography:
I really enjoy the company of thicker, middle aged white woman (just a personal preference).
Interests:
Cars, and good deeds.

and perhaps just keep your Tumblr habits a secret, I doubt they will want to go quite that young, though those thicker than you just may.

You could just try to be friendly, polite, strike up a conversation and be genuinely interested in the person. Be respectful, and try to embrace ethnic and cultural diversity as this will make you appear to be less of a bigot.

One last suggestion, while I appreciate she is close at hand while you continue living with your parents, don't practise your greetings on your mother.

 

[bailadora]

I'm 20 and I love middle aged women for 3 reasons: They are curvier, more mature and don't really want relationships.

Curvier: Maybe, maybe not. I know plenty of twenty something women who's curves make me look like I'm a prepubescent teen.

More mature: Chronological age isn't necessarily an indicator of maturity in terms of conduct nor of knowledge.

Don't really want relationships: Who told you that lie? Some most certainly do want quality relationships, and have no interest in being fetishized due to their age.

 

[LadyVer]

I think the issue for some younger men looking for older women is the fear factor. Older women apparently have no needs, or expectations, and therefore the younger man doesn't have to commit to anything, or worry about fulfilling any expectations. He can have sex, learn from the older woman, and move on. I'm sure this works with some women. But like any other group, no individual in the group is the same.

PS In relationships for the most part, you have to get to know the person, regardless of age, like and respect them, and be a friend. If you can see the person as an individual, not as someone whose purpose is to meet temporary goals, maybe you can make some real friends.

 

[NippleMuncher]

PS In relationships for the most part, you have to get to know the person, regardless of age, like and respect them, and be a friend. If you can see the person as an individual, not as someone whose purpose is to meet temporary goals, maybe you can make some real friends.

That's just crazy enough that it might work!

 

[LadyVer]

That's just crazy enough that it might work!

Yeah

 

[shiny5437]

Any thread that has the word 'get' in the title never goes well for the poster.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I always appealed to older women when I was young. And they aren't bashful about seducing you. If they want you they'll let you know, and all you gotta do is follow their lead. Its that simple.

 

[goodolboy]

older women
They don't yell
They don't tell
They don't swell
& they are grateful as hell

 

[Eilan]

I prefer older men, though I could, perhaps, make an exception for the right person.

What do YOU bring to the table, OP, that makes you worth my time?

 

[drinkz]

Hey NightL, whine much?

 

[bailadora]

Isn't that the truth. Take a look around Lit for proof.

Did that when I first discovered the boards. Which is why I tend to hang my hat at HT/HT Cafe. We get the occasional troll or asshat, but for the most part, the regulars come across as genuine.

 

[Emerson40]

Isn't that the truth. Take a look around Lit for proof.


I think he's thinking of a cougar, which isn't the same as a middle aged woman. Sometimes the two groups overlap, sometimes they don't. My experience has been that the average middle aged woman knows what she wants, is willing to go after it, and won't settle for less. That generally includes a relationship.

I've heard mention of these "cougars" before, on other Lit boards.

Sporting, fugacious, but potentially volatile game I imagine, and mostly catch and release, yes?




http://www.killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/cougar-sleeping-in-a-tree.jpg

 

[drinkz]

Hey NightL, whine much?

 

[bailadora]

That's why I finally left the playground... Between the king troll, desperate guys, and immature attention seekers it was getting old fast.

I imagine that it would. I sometimes lurk on other boards just to see what's going on, but I rarely post outside HT/HT cafe. I don't mind spirited debate, but I have little patience for drama.

What do YOU bring to the table, OP, that makes you worth my time?

Oh c'mon, Eilan! Doncha know a studly, young cawk is all an older woman needs?

 

[Athalia]

How to get middle aged woman at the store?

Aisle 4, next to the toilet paper.

 

[Aquagal]

What are you going to do with her at the store, bend her over the cart?

 

[Miles Long]

Maybe have a two for one sale? That will get them at the store before the doors open!

 

[snugglestruggle]

The produce section at Publix has always bared fruit for me (excuse the pun) You can fill your hands with something and give them a suggestive look and let their imagination do the work. It works better if you both happen to be close . then you can flirt and make suggestive comments. I've made quite a few women blush, angered a few but I've also had some good times as a result

 

[Miles Long]

The produce section is always more fruitful (excuse the pun) You can fill your hands with something and give them a suggestive look and let their imagination do the work. It works better if you both happen to be close . then you can flirt and make suggestive comments. I've made quite a few women blush, angered a few but I've also had some good times as a result

That's true. I once saw a documentary where a young man seduced a middle-aged woman in the produce section by comparing cucumbers and the meanings of the words 'sensuous' and 'sensual'. It worked like a charm because he invited her to a party and later in the documentary she went to the party and he banged her silly.

 

[Ellafun]

I had to look. Here I thought the OP was looking for a "store" where he could go to purchase a middle aged woman. Unless he's looking to shop online. Then he would have to find someplace like Literotica.com.

Oh. Wait.

 

[Que]

I assume that the OP means a home improvement store.

Hang around the flooring section, Those women, I hear, are looking to get laid like tile.

P.S. since your composition isn't actually going to be graded here: you didn't have to have three points supporting your thesis.


Just, "I'm hopin' that getting some old broads would be easier." would have sufficed.

 

[drinkz]

Hey NightL, whine much?

 

[Que]

If you're going to bust on his writing, try to get your(')s right.

Thanks for the spell-check!

 

[SkAoUt]

Chloroform works. Trying to unobtrusively get them out the store is a different story. Shopping carts are handy but camouflaging her to look like canned goods and dish soap poses a problem. I'd suggest cougar bars at 2 am (or whatever your local tip out time is) sans chloroform. They ought to have enough in their system at that point to be slightly agreeable to going home with you. Especially if her goggles are 6 glasses deep.