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[lustingmoment]

Hi James here 40 m Sydney
Love the thread great lurkin here and wanted to say hi

 

[GingerDom]

I think it's a brilliant idea!

Hmmmm agree to disagree? haha

 

[GingerDom]

Another week before I take two weeks off, however discovered that its right in the middle of the school holidays...timing could of been better, but had other things governing that time off.

DOH!!!!!!

 

[GingerDom]

You should stop teasing the lad.. you know what happens to naughty teasers especially mature naughty teasers

What??

 

[GingerDom]

I just think it's a good excuse to spank you. That would fix the bored, sex starved and unloved feeling wouldn't it? I thought getting multiple modes of transport would have helped you stumble on a nice girl by now... maybe you need to start running them over?

I'm only slightly awesome, as totally awesome would be if I had a super sexy geek doing my uni homework for me.

Blast, you saw through my cunning plan!!!

It would...but would it fix yours? he he he

Nah, I guess no one loves Dommy.....sigh......

You want me to help you with your homework? he he he

 

[GingerDom]

Whyyyyy???

Anyhoo... "the lad" is only six months younger than me!

Yeah, I have only just turned 29 thank you hahahahahaha

 

[GingerDom]

Never happen. Dommy is much too nice for that.

Thank you Hun............

 

[GingerDom]

Hi James here 40 m Sydney
Love the thread great lurkin here and wanted to say hi

Hey Mate. Stop ya lurkin and start ya postin

 

[Arianthe]

You should stop teasing the lad.. you know what happens to naughty teasers especially mature naughty teasers

Yeah, I have only just turned 29 thank you hahahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha.....

 

[Gil_T2]

I was just reading through another site & found this article & wonder what fellow Aussies think.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/20395061/...xed-up-seniors-do-it-more-youd-think/#slice-2

 

[darkelf9]

Whyyyyy???

Anyhoo... "the lad" is only six months younger than me!

Ok so now we have an age to go with the personal ad...the picture is building..

As to why you shouldn't tease Dom...well its like looking at a lovely mouth watering dessert inside a glass case...that's sealed

 

[darkelf9]

I was just reading through another site & found this article & wonder what fellow Aussies think.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/20395061/...xed-up-seniors-do-it-more-youd-think/#slice-2

Hey Gil,

I reckon any age is ok, in fact the older you are the more you know what you want, also you might as well try stuff, you've got one ticket on this ride called life and once you get off, you can't buy another ticket.

Good to see you posting, hope Bandit is well.

 

[GingerDom]

Hahahahahahaha.....

What's so funny???

 

[darkelf9]

Evening all,

Lusty - just jump right in to anything you see posted don't wait for an invitation.

I hope our Qld friends have dried out their PC's.

WQ - you thought you were moving north to get away from the wet stuff, at least its warm rain, not sure about the hail stones though, never felt warm ice.

A return to Summer in Melbourne town, no rain, may be later in the week. its April tomorrow and we still have the fans and air cons going. Can't wait for daylight savings to end next weekend. Going to work in the dark when its warm is just not right. And who the fuck wants to come home and mow the lawn anyway...

Is it Friday yet?

 

[Gil_T2]

Hey Gil,

I reckon any age is ok, in fact the older you are the more you know what you want, also you might as well try stuff, you've got one ticket on this ride called life and once you get off, you can't buy another ticket.

Good to see you posting, hope Bandit is well.

BANDIT seem's to have found other sites she is posting on these days sad really seeing we did meet on LIT.

I still enjoy the wonderful sight of loverly young females but the older I get the more I'm checking out the older females as well.

 

[Gil_T2]

Evening all,

Lusty - just jump right in to anything you see posted don't wait for an invitation.

I hope our Qld friends have dried out their PC's.

WQ - you thought you were moving north to get away from the wet stuff, at least its warm rain, not sure about the hail stones though, never felt warm ice.

A return to Summer in Melbourne town, no rain, may be later in the week. its April tomorrow and we still have the fans and air cons going. Can't wait for daylight savings to end next weekend. Going to work in the dark when its warm is just not right. And who the fuck wants to come home and mow the lawn anyway...

Is it Friday yet?

It's been a shocker in Sydney with 88% humidity at 3:30AM & 20.4 temp ?????

WTF !

 

[Gil_T2]

Only A Fairy Tale.

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball one night, but she didn't have any tampons to use and she was on the rags. Her Fairy Godmother came to the rescue and turned a pumpkin next to Cinderella's house into a tampon. The Godmother says, "Now use the tampon, but be sure to get back home before midnight or it will turn back into a pumpkin, and that wouldn't be good." Cinderella agrees and leaves the house.

Midnight comes along...no Cinderella, 1am, 2am and 3am, still no Cinderella!

Finally, 5am rolls by and Cinderella waltzes through the door and the fairy godmother jumps up. "Where the hell have you been?!?" To which Cinderella replies, "I met this amazing guy, and well, before I knew it, we got into a serious bang session. His name was Peter Peter....."

 

[Gil_T2]

No one posting so .......

A few jokes to see if we can get this thread back on page one.





A lady goes to the doctor's office and tells the doctor that she can't get her husband to have sex with her anymore.

So, the doctor gives her some pills and says to give her husband one each night in his dinner whenever she wants to have sex.

That night she gave him one and they had a decent night of sex.
The next night she decided to try 4 pills and she had even better sex.
Well the next night she tried 8 pills and the sex was wonderful.
So the next night she decided to dump the whole bottle in his dinner.

The next day her son showed up at the doctor's office and and said,
"Doctor, Doctor, what did you do to my Daddy? My mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my butt hurts, and my dad's chasing around the cat saying here kitty, kitty, kitty!"

 

[Gil_T2]

Psychic kid

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and God bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa." The father asked, "Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" The little girl said, "I don't know, Daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."
The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence. A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.

"Holy Moly, thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say: "God bless Mommy and goodbye Daddy. He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, skipped lunch and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.
Finally, midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me this morning. My golf pro dropped dead in the middle of my lesson."

 

[darkelf9]

BANDIT seem's to have found other sites she is posting on these days sad really seeing we did meet on LIT.

I still enjoy the wonderful sight of loverly young females but the older I get the more I'm checking out the older females as well.

Hey Gil,

I can totally relate to appreciating older women. Love that weight women have to their bodies once they get past 30 and it seems to get better with age. Lets just say my appreciation range has increased over the years.

And for the women reading this...we don't care about your weight we prefer you with curves.

 

[darkelf9]

Morning all,

On here earlier than normal due to the need to do other things on the PC.

Well the resignation has gone and it was a beautiful thing...caused the right amount of chaos and shock that went on for most of the week. Looking forward to the lack of noise. Finally get to see the Tour de France in total and there is the Commonwealth Games in a couple of months....and of course more time for video games.

Hope your weekend goes well.

 

[Triskele]

Morning all,

On here earlier than normal due to the need to do other things on the PC.

Well the resignation has gone and it was a beautiful thing...caused the right amount of chaos and shock that went on for most of the week. Looking forward to the lack of noise. Finally get to see the Tour de France in total and there is the Commonwealth Games in a couple of months....and of course more time for video games.

Hope your weekend goes well.

Congratulations on your emancipation!

I hope it's everything you've planned and more.

 

[Triskele]

Good Morning all

Great to see you back Gil! Hi to Bandit, too.

Have you finished your study, Ginge?

Hope everyone is well and happy.

 

[GingerDom]

Good Morning all

Great to see you back Gil! Hi to Bandit, too.

Have you finished your study, Ginge?

Hope everyone is well and happy.

Hey Triskie (((((hugssssssssss)))) and 's

Not just yet Hun, into the last year now. All downhill to December when I graduate.

How are you doing?

 

[Gil_T2]

Good Morning all

Great to see you back Gil! Hi to Bandit, too.

Have you finished your study, Ginge?

Hope everyone is well and happy.

Hey Frisky, Great to see you in your AV I'm sure other will like it too.