What's Crossing Your Mind

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Got back from my walk a couple of minutes before it started raining; as if my timing is ever that good!
 
The kids want to get the round love seat we saw at the furniture store. It turns. All I can picture is them launching our cats off of it. Kitty merry-go-round?
 
That awkward moment when my mom was behind me while I was surfing and a dick was on the computer screen...
 
I found a freckle on my taint. So my taint is tainted by a freckle. Don't ask me how or why or what I was looking for when I viewed my taint. It taint none of your business. Hahahaha. See what I did there! Taint instead of ain't. Fuck me I am hilarious.
 
I found a freckle on my taint. So my taint is tainted by a freckle. Don't ask me how or why or what I was looking for when I viewed my taint. It taint none of your business. Hahahaha. See what I did there! Taint instead of ain't. Fuck me I am hilarious.

wondering about his freckle! and why I laughed more than I should have at this :D
 
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