The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[evesdream]

Laughing around a mouthful of cock is a good way for a bitch to get slapped.

Although, slappin' a bitch while my cock is between her teeth is probably a good way for me to get my dick stumpified. This is quite the conundrum. I might have to settle for sploogin' in her eyes and/or hair.

Wait. You're a dude??

*adjusts paradigm*

 

[CleverCowardice]

I knew I should've gone with a scrotum avatar.

 

[Laurel]

speaking of...

OMG

http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg

Yes, it's apparently real. And use, they're both fully functional.

 

[Laurel]

A little embarrassed by how much that intrigues me.

 

[thør]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10152592_757872810891731_924569443_n.jpg

 

[yossi]

OMG

http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg

Yes, it's apparently real. And use, they're both fully functional.

A little embarrassed by how much that intrigues me.

Don't be embarrassed! When iman first told me about this guy and sent me te reddit link, I talked his ear off about how interesting it was and the questions I'd ask. It's rather fascinating.

 

[Laurel]

Apparently he's bisexual. Claims that having two penises didn't contribute to his sexuality, but how can he possibly know that for sure?

 

[neci]

two pussies has just made me holier.

 

[Laurel]

It's like a 50% chance that confiding in people on the Internet is a bad idea.

 

[Laurel]

two pussies has just made me holier.

You mean holey-er, right?

 

[Laurel]

two pussies has just made me holier.

You should meet the dude in the pic above.

And take pics/video.

 

[neci]

It's like a 50% chance that confiding in people on the Internet is a bad idea.

The remaining 50% often leads to good friendships, but the rest can be so heartbreaking that I wonder if I shouldn't just clam up.

You mean holey-er, right?

if i were a cheese, i'd be eaten!

 

[neci]

You should meet the dude in the pic above.

And take pics/video.

that would be a double stuffed delight.

how can we get him to come over here from reddit?

i need the double dicked man, laurel. i need him.

 

[Laurel]

if i were a cheese, i'd be eaten!

I'm pretty sure you'd be eaten either way...

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TPpcxkSQMjc/Ui6LufLCk5I/AAAAAAAADnY/KVfa43VtwQ4/s1600/rimshot.jpg

that would be a double stuffed delight.

how can we get him to come over here from reddit?

i need the double dicked man, laurel. i need him.

Why is he not here? He seems like he should be here, don't you think? He belongs on the Gee Bee.

Double-Dicked Reddit Man, Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are!

 

[thør]

I wonder if I shouldn't just clam up.

Clam up or clam down, does there have to be a choice?

 

[yossi]

I think the two penises would be put to better use if they were situated in an up and down type of way rather than side by side. Double penetration daydreams for me today.

I do remember reading that one penis spurted cum while the other just oozed. I'd like to see that. I wonder if he can cum separately or if they both erupt at once.

 

[Laurel]

Clam up or clam down, does there have to be a choice?

Clam Down sounds like chowing down on clam fritters - which I'm 120% in favor of.

 

[Laurel]

I think the two penises would be put to better use if they were situated in an up and down type of way rather than side by side. Double penetration daydreams for me today.

I do remember reading that one penis spurted cum while the other just oozed. I'd like to see that. I wonder if he can cum separately or if they both erupt at once.

YES.

So many questions and mental images.

 

[thør]

Clam Down sounds like chowing down on clam fritters - which I'm 120% in favor of.

You need to come to Alaska and chow down on some pan fried razor clams. Talk about tender and tasty.......

 

[neci]

double and triple fisting is just too hardcore for me.

 

[Laurel]

You need to come to Alaska and chow down on some pan fried razor clams. Talk about tender and tasty.......

I'm so there.

 

[Laurel]

double and triple fisting is just too hardcore for me.

Agreed. Not even gonna look because it'll make me woozy.

 

[Laurel]

June lets loose.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/720f2310573b5b8ea9d4a58eb7ebe73d/tumblr_myao700yEx1rl4v74o1_500.png

 

[Wings]

double and triple fisting is just too hardcore for me.

Dude. No.

I draw the line at two FINGERS.

 

[Wings]

I'm going to draw the line of hiring you as an intern if your email is something like natedawg7893736283773@whatever.

Email addresses are free, get a professional one that doesn't make me wonder if you have secret rap desires.