I wonder how many psychoanalysts come here...

[FragileUnbroken]

I wonder how many psychoanalysts come here to get their rocks off by head shrinking Literotica stories and forum posts?

And now I wonder how many psychoanalysts cum here.

 

[sr71plt]

The answer is three and a half--the half because one is only a part-time psychoanalyst. Her day job is writing erotica.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Let me say that there's all the sex you want in the office, so why read about it when you can do it for real on your office sofa.

 

[Mara12]

On the couch

I wonder how many psychoanalysts come here to get their rocks off by head shrinking Literotica stories and forum posts?

And now I wonder how many psychoanalysts cum here.

No idea but hope they comment on my stories; self-analysis is why I write them. That and to let out the outrageous side just a tad.

 

[JackLuis]

I wonder how man psychoanalysts run screaming from Lit after reading here?

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Writing is like masturbation.

Flogging your MIND




"Hey, Cruel, do you want to take a nap?"

"Nah, Sleep is for the weak."

 

[FragileUnbroken]

Funny

These sarcastic responses are exquisite. I had a gigglefest.

I think they've got their hands full here, whether they're analyzing or contributing.

 

[SteelPoint]

Freud would certainly have had a field day with this site.

Several conference worth's of material, to misquote Fawlty Towers...

 

[3113]

I wonder how many psychoanalysts come here to get their rocks off by head shrinking Literotica stories and forum posts?

And now I wonder how many psychoanalysts cum here.

Hm. Very interesting. Could you elaborate on this fetish you have of psychoanalysts visiting an erotica site in order to "cum" by way of story analysis? [pulling out notepad and listening patiently]

 

[sr71plt]

We try not to think of the crazies around here as patients. So, could you please wait cliently instead? Thanks.

 

[slyc_willie]

Does "Ur a sik fuk" count as psychoanalysis? Because, if so, then a few of my stories have received professional treatment.

 

[Handley_Page]

I wonder how many psychoanalysts come here to get their rocks off by head shrinking Literotica stories and forum posts?

And now I wonder how many psychoanalysts cum here.

I doubt if any passing psycho-whatsits would admit to their profession on this board.

 

[FragileUnbroken]

Hm. Very interesting. Could you elaborate on this fetish you have of psychoanalysts visiting an erotica site in order to "cum" by way of story analysis? [pulling out notepad and listening patiently]

Oh, my therapy is well underway, sir. But thank you. You may need to find another erotic slut for that one. This ones taken...regularly.

 

[FragileUnbroken]

Does "Ur a sik fuk" count as psychoanalysis? Because, if so, then a few of my stories have received professional treatment.

-giggles-

 

[Hypoxia]

The best therapy is obtained when the inmates run the asylum.

 

[JKendallDane]

Thirty-five years ago, the university I attended began offering a psychology department elective called "Social Deviance"...

...something tells me if Lit had been around back then, it would have been in the running to be the course text.

 

[DeYaKen]

I wonder how many psychoanalysts come here to get their rocks off by head shrinking Literotica stories and forum posts?

And now I wonder how many psychoanalysts cum here.

Loving Wives would keep the shrinks going for years. I'm surprised they don't tout for business there.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Pish posh

LIT is tame compared to what goes on at most mental health facilities. Fifty years ago it was common for inmates to bribe staff to allow them to sneak butter and mayonnaise into their dorm rooms at night. Twenty years ago our head nurse fucked young orderlies in her office. I saw more pussy at the hospital I worked for than I've seen at LIT, both female staff and patients.

 

[FragileUnbroken]

Pish posh

LIT is tame compared to what goes on at most mental health facilities. Fifty years ago it was common for inmates to bribe staff to allow them to sneak butter and mayonnaise into their dorm rooms at night. Twenty years ago our head nurse fucked young orderlies in her office. I saw more pussy at the hospital I worked for than I've seen at LIT, both female staff and patients.

Wow. The potential for kink there makes even me a little queasy.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I once mentioned to my cousin, who is a psychoanalyst, about this place and that I post here.

I haven't heard from her in quiet some time now.

I'm now wondering if I offended her or she is...

Well none of my business.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Wow. The potential for kink there makes even me a little queasy.

Its worse than you imagine, after you leave the office everyone laughs their asses off at what you said in your session.

 

[FragileUnbroken]

Its worse than you imagine, after you leave the office everyone laughs their asses off at what you said in your session.

That just makes me feel bad for people who attend therapy.

 

[loquere]

Writing is like masturbation.

Flogging your MIND




"Hey, Cruel, do you want to take a nap?"

"Nah, Sleep is for the weak."

Agreed

 

[StrangeLife]

I wonder how many psychoanalysts come here to get their rocks off by head shrinking Literotica stories and forum posts?

And now I wonder how many psychoanalysts cum here.

Why don't you take a seat and tell me how that makes you feel?

 

[FragileUnbroken]

Why don't you take a seat and tell me how that makes you feel?

*sits diwn*

"Slippery"