If I met me...

[sexualman123]

If I met me.

I would think I was a dirty old man.

At least that is how I perceived 36 yr. old men staring at boobs when I was younger….. I always thought I would have grown out of that phase by now.

Since I haven’t, anyone want to let me stare at their boobs?

 

[sexualman123]

Well it’s been 20min and no pm’s or im’s…. I am shocked, SCHOCKED!
Okay so no one wants me to stare at their boobs. Fine I can I think only mostly objectify you, and include the promise of witty banter.
And I’ll include a pic so that you can objectify me. Fair is fair.

 

[DiablosWhore]

If I met me. I would think I was a dirty old man.

Since I haven’t, anyone want to let me stare at their boobs?

Oh, stop it! You're not a dirty old man, you're just a perfectly normal American male. That's what perfectly normal American males do .....stare at tits! Some even talk to tits! ...which is pretty odd, if you think about it.

If you were outside my window right now, I'd pull my top off so you could stare to your heart's content. I just looked, ...you're not out there ...but I did pull my top off just in case! ;=)

 

[satyr82000]

Oh, stop it! You're not a dirty old man, you're just a perfectly normal American male. That's what perfectly normal American males do .....stare at tits! Some even talk to tits! ...which is pretty odd, if you think about it.

If you were outside my window right now, I'd pull my top off so you could stare to your heart's content. I just looked, ...you're not out there ...but I did pull my top off just in case! ;=)

Well aren't you a fun devil!

 

[sexualman123]

Oh, stop it! You're not a dirty old man, you're just a perfectly normal American male. That's what perfectly normal American males do .....stare at tits! Some even talk to tits! ...which is pretty odd, if you think about it.

If you were outside my window right now, I'd pull my top off so you could stare to your heart's content. I just looked, ...you're not out there ...but I did pull my top off just in case! ;=)

Vindication!
At last I’m allowed to stare at tits freely and without condemnation!
I feel so empowered, I think I will try it out on the next women that walks by just to see how it goes.
I missed it! Wait which window is yours? I think I’m at the wrong house? The old dude in the living room was not amused.

 

[sexualman123]

ummm the empowerment did not go as planned...

anybody know a good lawyer?

 

[kyrie1595]

the old dude pressing charges? ~tips my head curiously...~

 

[sexualman123]

no the old guy, but pretty sure the lady who caught the brunt of my new found American male empowerment will be

 

[DiablosWhore]

ummm the empowerment did not go as planned...

anybody know a good lawyer?

Ah, poor baby. I should have warned you, ...some things you just need to start out slowly, then work up the joys slowly and deliberately. Sorry about that old man ..hope he didn't have a shotgun.

It's really sort of odd, you know? We walk around with clothing that accentuates our tits, then complain when someone looks! ;=) and worse, of course, is when we gather in the club over drinks and laugh about all the men that we "caught" staring at our tits ....the same ones that we decorated earlier to draw attention to them! ...LOL!

Isn't it all just plain wonderful and special.

 

[kyrie1595]

Mmmm... I see. ~tries to hide the smirk...~ Well I don't know any lawyers.

no the old guy, but pretty sure the lady who caught the brunt of my new found American male empowerment will be

 

[sexualman123]

Ah, poor baby. I should have warned you, ...some things you just need to start out slowly, then work up the joys slowly and deliberately. Sorry about that old man ..hope he didn't have a shotgun.

It's really sort of odd, you know? We walk around with clothing that accentuates our tits, then complain when someone looks! ;=) and worse, of course, is when we gather in the club over drinks and laugh about all the men that we "caught" staring at our tits ....the same ones that we decorated earlier to draw attention to them! ...LOL!

Isn't it all just plain wonderful and special.

RIGHT!... its okay I am getting used to being in a constant state of confusion

 

[Doog_kuron]

Yes I would have to agree, pretty normal for a guy to admire and openly stare at boobs. Actually from a business perspective that's something I'm super paranoid about. I doubt many women would appreciate guys gawping at their chests when they're trying to discuss business. Strangely I have quite a few female friends who delight in finding new and ever inventive ways of flashing their boobs at me. Normally timed at the most awkward moments. On an important call, trying to do something delicate or knocking back a glass of wine!

 

[sexualman123]

Mmmm... I see. ~tries to hide the smirk...~ Well I don't know any lawyers.

I detect a lack of sympathy.

 

[sexualman123]

Yes I would have to agree, pretty normal for a guy to admire and openly stare at boobs. Actually from a business perspective that's something I'm super paranoid about. I doubt many women would appreciate guys gawping at their chests when they're trying to discuss business. Strangely I have quite a few female friends who delight in finding new and ever inventive ways of flashing their boobs at me. Normally timed at the most awkward moments. On an important call, trying to do something delicate or knocking back a glass of wine!

hmmmm do you work in my office,.... cause there is a reason I have earned the dirty old man title.

 

[kyrie1595]

There is sympathy, though you do need to brush up on the 'looking but appearing to not look' skill set.

Oh...Darlin'... you have a bit of, what is that...drool? ~winks...~

I detect a lack of sympathy.

 

[DiablosWhore]

Yes I would have to agree, pretty normal for a guy to admire and openly stare at boobs. Actually from a business perspective that's something I'm super paranoid about. I doubt many women would appreciate guys gawping at their chests when they're trying to discuss business. Strangely I have quite a few female friends who delight in finding new and ever inventive ways of flashing their boobs at me. Normally timed at the most awkward moments. On an important call, trying to do something delicate or knocking back a glass of wine!

Okay, I know it's probably not the right thing to say, but... Sometimes I honestly feel sorry for men in todays world of business as well as social life. Honest, it's not some major conspiracy, but there is a definite hint of many women who go out of their way to attract the very attention that they then complain about loudly.

I'm one of those that enjoys the attention if it's not just blatantly obvious or intentionally demeaning. I've never really minded men who look, and even who openly stare, if it's not just plain meanness or spitefulness.

Still, ....I do sometimes feel sorry for you guys! ;=)

 

[Doog_kuron]

I think it becomes more of an issue when you have women at both extremes, those that flash them at every opportunity and those who'd chase you through the courts for daring to cast a glance. Leaves us poor guys in a spin and muddle

 

[sexualman123]

There is sympathy, though you do need to brush up on the 'looking but appearing to not look' skill set.

Oh...Darlin'... you have a bit of, what is that...drool? ~winks...~

Subtly is not my strong suite I should work on that.
Who would like to volunteer for me to practice on?

 

[kyrie1595]

~chuckles softly... and handing you a tissue...~ Yes, you really need to work on that...though I must admit here, she had a nice rack so I don't blame you for drooling. ~winks~

Subtly is not my strong suite I should work on that.
Who would like to volunteer for me to practice on?

 

[ita1ian]

Some even talk to tits! ...which is pretty odd, if you think about it.

HEY, tits need some verbal lovinz as well! Don't make fun, haha!