Obama vs Bush vs Clinton

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MMA last man standing octagon cage match. Make it happen Dana White.
 
It should be quite a show. Obama's got reach, but Clinton is scrappy and Bush is quick.
 
If were talking presidents,I think ..

Barry probably fights like a girl fists flailing about :eek:

BIll can probably take a good punch, he's had practice with Hillary hehe

Bush..(GW?) I dunno, looks to be in good shape. It would be funny as hell to watch. Hey Celebrity death match are ya listening? lol
 
If we're talking 90s Clinton, I'd go with him. But otherwise, I'm going with Bush. Obama has reach and is probably the quickest, but you can't tell me that Bush isn't sneaking some brass knuckles and glass shards on his gloves.
 
Oh....I thought this thread was to be moved to Who Cares Cafe....my bad.

Which Bush? Barbara could kick all their asses lol

We are talking GW Bush. Barbara can be in his corner and hey who knows....maybe Dana can make a First Lady dream match now that women are embraced in MMA nowadays. I wouldn't want to square off against Michelle though.

I think I'll go with youth....Chelsea in three.


Comshaw

Barack, GW, and Billy. For a bout of this magnitude I would lobby Dana to make is a 5 round match. Still see it lasting only 3?

Who are the combatants? Ex Presidents or family what?

See directly above please.

It should be quite a show. Obama's got reach, but Clinton is scrappy and Bush is quick.

Interesting analysis...i agree Obama has a definite reach advantage which I believe is key to this matchup.

If were talking presidents,I think ..

Barry probably fights like a girl fists flailing about :eek:

BIll can probably take a good punch, he's had practice with Hillary hehe

Bush..(GW?) I dunno, looks to be in good shape. It would be funny as hell to watch. Hey Celebrity death match are ya listening? lol

By Barry do you mean Barack? Never heard him referred to as Barry before but I avoid news media for the most part. I bet you're right about Bill....Hillary's punching bag.


This is no laughing matter. Any capitalist would see the potential gains from this happening.

If we're talking 90s Clinton, I'd go with him. But otherwise, I'm going with Bush. Obama has reach and is probably the quickest, but you can't tell me that Bush isn't sneaking some brass knuckles and glass shards on his gloves.

We're talking current day...although I'm sure there may be a market for fantasy league MMA where we could talk hayday. And standard UFC rules apply. I would hope that during prefight inspections any contraband would be found and the contestant disqualified.
 
If we're talking 90s Clinton, I'd go with him. But otherwise, I'm going with Bush. Obama has reach and is probably the quickest, but you can't tell me that Bush isn't sneaking some brass knuckles and glass shards on his gloves.

No way Obama is the quickest. Remember Bush ducking that shoe?
 
Putin is bitch slapping obama. when you look at pictures of Putin then obama...makes you realize what a pussy obana is
 
Putin is bitch slapping obama. when you look at pictures of Putin then obama...makes you realize what a pussy obana is

I don't know how Putin got into the mix. The only person he's bitch slappin is Steven Seagal.

On a side note - I heard Gene Lebell choked out Steven Seagal so bad one time that Seagal shit himself. True Story supposedly.
 
I don't know how Putin got into the mix. The only person he's bitch slappin is Steven Seagal.

On a side note - I heard Gene Lebell choked out Steven Seagal so bad one time that Seagal shit himself. True Story supposedly.


I just like to show these people what a man looks like. the obama kind are kind of mentally broken.

still, its funny that Putin will be on a horse shirt less, then you see obama on a Schwinn (built in China) with helmet, elbow pads, and knee pads. the only thing obama needs knee pads is when he's giving Putin head.
 
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