How Many Reads Do You get?

[Swilly]

It's funny. It's like there's only two posts in this thread, since everyone else is ignored

C'mon. Scouries shat on five people at once! Sometimes I like grabbing a bag of popcorn and just watching. Maybe throw in a thought or two to stir the pot.

 

[sr71plt]

I'd know what jezzaz said if I didn't have jezzaz on ignore. (but of course I do know what jezzaz posted because it was quoted.)

 

[sr71plt]

We have a strong sense of PILOTS drunk again.

Nope, haven't had a drink in two days. But now that you mention it . . .

Of course, none of that has anything to do with the issue. Just keep squirming and saying "Hey, look over there, not here."

 

[lovecraft68]

For sure. I love THE RED DRAGON and SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, the others make my head spin round, especially the killer hogs doing a professional courtesy for Hannibal. KISS MY FAT ASS!

Preaching to the choir about the hogs!

I'll go you one better! The third brother who was in the rafters with Hannibal in his sights and he does not shoot because he was so in awe the hogs didn't eat him. Professional killer who has the man who killed his brothers on his sights and he let's him go?

If you want him to live, fine, but be realistic.

 

[lovecraft68]

Nope, haven't had a drink in two days. But now that you mention it . . .

Of course, none of that has anything to do with the issue. Just keep squirming and saying "Hey, look over there, not here."

Like you do with your claims of all your success, but of course always under names that can't be divulged? Or your claim to have another pen name here that has a sea of red, but of course we can't know it?

You're accusing JBJ of what you do here for a living and I think its hilarious.

 

[patientlee]

PATIENT LEE read it. But you aint gonna read it as long as you keep up your bullshit. That's a fack Jack. What we have is failure to communicate.

And it was very, very good. It deserves to be somewhere other than an alt account on a porn site.

Some of the participants in this argument have me on ignore though, so I guess they'll never know...

 

[sr71plt]

Just keep squirming and saying "Hey look over there, not here." I don't even have to take Lovecraft off ignore to know the gist of what he posted.

 

[lovecraft68]

Just keep squirming and saying "Hey look over there, not here." I don't even have to take Lovecraft off ignore to know the gist of what he posted.

No, you don't have to take me off ignore to peek at the posts.

In case you were wondering no one missed you while you were gone except your lit wife. The rest of us enjoyed a peaceful argument free several days.

 

[TxRad]

No, you don't have to take me off ignore to peek at the posts.

In case you were wondering no one missed you while you were gone except your lit wife. The rest of us enjoyed a peaceful argument free several days.

In case you hadn't noticed it takes two to argue.

 

[Swilly]

And it was very, very good. It deserves to be somewhere other than an alt account on a porn site.

Some of the participants in this argument have me on ignore though, so I guess they'll never know...

Really? I guess there's a lot of history here I don't know about. I've never seen posts by you that would warrant an ignore. I hope they were at least worth a good laugh!

 

[sr71plt]

In case you hadn't noticed it takes two to argue.

Not to mention that I wasn't off the boards while on my Caribbean cruise. (two fewer weeks of winter, thank god.)

 

[lovecraft68]

In case you hadn't noticed it takes two to argue.

And a third to run in and stick up for his ignorant friend.


Tell me the truth Tex, see any nasty arguments or threads high jacked into arguing while your friend was gone for a few days?

Go look at his remarks in the "love a big cock thread" go look at his comments on the copyright thread. Purely argumentative. The troll of the AH and you rush in and act like he's a victim.

This is getting as bad as you following scouries around every time he posts.

 

[lovecraft68]

Really? I guess there's a lot of history here I don't know about. I've never seen posts by you that would warrant an ignore. I hope they were at least worth a good laugh!

She tries to make sense.

Its iggy material for some.

 

[patientlee]

She tries to make sense.

Its iggy material for some.

Tries. Rarely succeeds.

 

[Swilly]

She tries to make sense.

Its iggy material for some.

I guess. I see why some people get blocked. But those that appear level headed...idk. Makes no sense to me. I'll try and keep under the radar of the crazies.

 

[lovecraft68]

I guess. I see why some people get blocked. But those that appear level headed...idk. Makes no sense to me. I'll try and keep under the radar of the crazies.

Too late. I'm already watching you

 

[patientlee]

I guess. I see why some people get blocked. But those that appear level headed...idk. Makes no sense to me. I'll try and keep under the radar of the crazies.

I only appear level headed. I'm a raving lunatic.

 

[lovecraft68]

I only appear level headed. I'm a raving lunatic.

And a sadistic dominatrix trying to pass herself off as a harmless teacher.

 

[Swilly]

Too late. I'm already watching you

Of course you are. My partner and I are working on the most awesome story creation. Is that sweat I see on your brow, LC?

 

[JackLuis]

I only appear level headed. I'm a raving lunatic.

I really doubt that.
SO how about you? What percentage of Lit traffic finds your stories?

 

[lovecraft68]

Of course you are. My partner and I are working on the most awesome story creation. Is that sweat I see on your brow, LC?

I wish I was sweating. Its been so cold for so long I'd give anything to sweat!

 

[patientlee]

And a sadistic dominatrix trying to pass herself off as a harmless teacher.

Don't you wish!! More like a sadistic teacher trying to pass myself off as a harmless dominatrix. Ask my students. They'll tell you.

I had the nerve to teach IRREGULAR VERBS today. In French and in Spanish. I am truly heartless. And noun/adjective agreement. And French 3 had to suffer through the IMPERFECT TENSE. I mean, if it's not perfect, why should they learn it?

I'm downright heartless.

 

[patientlee]

I wish I was sweating. Its been so cold for so long I'd give anything to sweat!

Well, if you'd offer up those sheep we talked about, you could knit yourself a sweater!

Or my 11 y/o could do it for you. I'm editing a scene in which the participants are discussing anal sex. She just walked in saying, "Mom, where are the scissors?" Ay ay ay.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Ok, I'll jump:

My highest read count is about 580k, (in MC) my lowest is about 35k.(in Toys)

Total views across 2 profiles, 14 stories, a total of about 3.3 million views.

Keep in mind I haven't posted in years and these stats are OLD.

 

[Swilly]

Don't you wish!! More like a sadistic teacher trying to pass myself off as a harmless dominatrix. Ask my students. They'll tell you.

I had the nerve to teach IRREGULAR VERBS today. In French and in Spanish. I am truly heartless. And noun/adjective agreement. And French 3 had to suffer through the IMPERFECT TENSE. I mean, if it's not perfect, why should they learn it?

I'm downright heartless.

It's interesting to me that we really did so little true grammar like that in school in English classes. It really only came up in foreign language. Of course, that's probably why my writing could make a teacher hyperventilate. Anything I may do right is probably the result of reading a lot.