WTF is up with the trolls tonight

[Ldy_Sea]

First I get called a cunt for saying that men by nature are hunters and tire of the easy conquest but keep coming back to the girl who offers a challenge. Then a few minutes later I get this pm from someone I have never interacted with.


Originally Posted by alexthemagnet
Alex 27 m ohio nasty perv on yahoo into detailed fun.. you could be the gangang 'police' milf gone rogue with the blk boys in the ghetto hehe

ME
Or I could completely ignore someone who uses poor grammer and spelling, not to mention giving out my personal I to to someone I have never conversed with before.

Piece of advice, try saying hi first and starting a conversation. You don't ask a girl to fuck n a bar before you buy her a drink do you?

Manners go a long way.

ALEX AGAIN
yeah rite whatever you grammar nazi! rotten cunts like u belong to my iggy bin so off you there psychopath!

Just needed to vent.

 

[StrangeLife]

At least you can now proudly claim to have been officially appointed "gangang 'police' milf gone rogue."

Not quite sure what that is, but I've never heard it before so it's bound to be something very special...

 

[Ldy_Sea]

Now in my head I hear the music from Law and Order

In the Literotica Forums, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In some scenarios the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Gangbang Police. These are their stories.

Tonights episode MILF Gone Rogue

 

[patientlee]

Now in my head I hear the music from Law and Order

In the Literotica Forums, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In some scenarios the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Gangbang Police. These are their stories.

Tonights episode MILF Gone Rogue

Keep writing. I think we'd all read that one!

 

[lovecraft68]

In the lit forums any woman who is not beside herself at every advance from an illiterate troll is a cunt.

In the lit forums, especially the GB and Playground, any woman who has self respect, sticks to her guns, won't bow down to the men and won't post pictures of their tits is a cunt.

All joking aside their is an underlying current of hostility here to women who are not on here to flirt and post pics of their bodies.

Lit is man town full of obnoxious meatheads and sad to say site policies encourage that.

 

[Handley_Page]

Keep writing. I think we'd all read that one!

Agreed.

 

[loquere]

Now in my head I hear the music from Law and Order

In the Literotica Forums, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In some scenarios the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Gangbang Police. These are their stories.

Tonights episode MILF Gone Rogue

Write it.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Or I could completely ignore someone who uses poor grammer and spelling

psst. "Grammar"

 

[MSTarot]

In the lit forums any woman who is not beside herself at every advance from an illiterate troll is a cunt.

In the lit forums, especially the GB and Playground, any woman who has self respect, sticks to her guns, won't bow down to the men and won't post pictures of their tits is a cunt.

All joking aside their is an underlying current of hostility here to women who are not on here to flirt and post pics of their bodies.

Lit is man town full of obnoxious meatheads and sad to say site policies encourage that.

The fun part though is when they can't take the time to read a bio and find out that they are not talking to a girl.

by Anonymous
11/04/13
really stupid writer

she says she was disgusted by what she saw on line but wrote this trash and posted it any way. she needs kajor mental help and the story needs to be deleted or moved to the nonconsent area. negative 2000 for this one.


Anyone know just where I need to go to get kajor mental help? I looked and looked but I can't find it.

 

[patientlee]

The fun part though is when they can't take the time to read a bio and find out that they are not talking to a girl.

by Anonymous
11/04/13
really stupid writer

she says she was disgusted by what she saw on line but wrote this trash and posted it any way. she needs kajor mental help and the story needs to be deleted or moved to the nonconsent area. negative 2000 for this one.


Anyone know just where I need to go to get kajor mental help? I looked and looked but I can't find it.

That's because it's misspelled. Tru kajor kental help.

 

[MSTarot]

That's because it's misspelled. Tru kajor kental help.

Oh... so that it! Kajor Kental help.

Is that some sort of therapy?

My wife says I need some sort of therapy.

 

[TxRad]

Oh... so that it! Kajor Kental help.

Is that some sort of therapy?

My wife says I need some sort of therapy.

Years and years ago a certain young lady told me I needed therapy. Shock therapy.

Never being one to pass up a challenge, I did four or five quick sliding steps across the nylon carpet and touched my fingertip to her right nipple.

*SNAP*

The shock was the screeching yell she let out, followed by a double back flip.

I think that was the last time I ever saw her, now that I think about it.

 

[Ldy_Sea]

I knew the trolls were the minority on here. Thanks for the laughs.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

'Author' = serious attempt at actual throughtful writing with reasonable spelling and grammar (a little like work, I guess).

Troll = lazy bastard who snipes illiterately with as little thought as possible.

Troll = fear of work.

Authors' Hangout = Trolls fall at the first fence.

 

[lovecraft68]

Oh... so that it! Kajor Kental help.

Is that some sort of therapy?

My wife says I need some sort of therapy.

Now I know what happened with me.

I've done three rounds of anger management in my younger days so obviously not very effective.

It seems what I probably needed was Kanger management. That certainly would have kalmed me down.

 

[StrangeLife]

I knew the trolls were the minority on here. Thanks for the laughs.

Don't thank us. Thank the official Literotica Goofball Of The Day(tm) Alex 27 m from Ohio (whose real name is probably Axel Stroker Jr. 16 m - moms basement). He'd better learn not to mess with a Police MILF in the future...




Btw. Google just informed me that "Kajor" actually exists. In Swedish it's plural for "Kaja", which is a bird (Corvus monedula).
Maybe Anonymous is smarter than we give him/her/it credit for...?
Hmmm...nah, probably a coincidence...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8a/Corvus_monedula_009.jpg/640px-Corvus_monedula_009.jpg

 

[lovecraft68]

First I get called a cunt for saying that men by nature are hunters and tire of the easy conquest but keep coming back to the girl who offers a challenge. Then a few minutes later I get this pm from someone I have never interacted with.


Originally Posted by alexthemagnet
Alex 27 m ohio nasty perv on yahoo into detailed fun.. you could be the gangang 'police' milf gone rogue with the blk boys in the ghetto hehe

ME
Or I could completely ignore someone who uses poor grammer and spelling, not to mention giving out my personal I to to someone I have never conversed with before.

Piece of advice, try saying hi first and starting a conversation. You don't ask a girl to fuck n a bar before you buy her a drink do you?

Manners go a long way.

ALEX AGAIN
yeah rite whatever you grammar nazi! rotten cunts like u belong to my iggy bin so off you there psychopath!

Just needed to vent.

You should take this over to this thread

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=387054

Fits right in. There are some good laughs on that thread.

 

[patientlee]

Now I know what happened with me.

I've done three rounds of anger management in my younger days so obviously not very effective.

It seems what I probably needed was Kanger management. That certainly would have kalmed me down.

Which anyone in the kental health profession knows involves boxing with a Kangeroo. Like a kangaroo only meaner. You get your ass kicked by one of those, and you'll be cured quick.

 

[StrangeLife]

Which anyone in the kental health profession knows involves boxing with a Kangeroo. Like a kangaroo only meaner. You get your ass kicked by one of those, and you'll be cured quick.

http://www.scenetobelieve.com/assets/Boxing-Roo-Sample.jpg

 

[patientlee]

http://www.scenetobelieve.com/assets/Boxing-Roo-Sample.jpg

Thank you StrangeLife, for looking that up in the kental health kextbook in your basement.

 

[StrangeLife]

Thank you StrangeLife, for looking that up in the kental health kextbook in your basement.

Always happy to help with terapeutic inspiration...

 

[Bramblethorn]

The fun part though is when they can't take the time to read a bio and find out that they are not talking to a girl.

Or the ones who see a gender-neutral profile and then send ever-so-subtle "hey I really liked your stories um are you female?" messages. Next time I really ought to reply with "as far as you know".

 

[Lori_the_Hoosier]

In the lit forums any woman who is not beside herself at every advance from an illiterate troll is a cunt.

In the lit forums, especially the GB and Playground, any woman who has self respect, sticks to her guns, won't bow down to the men and won't post pictures of their tits is a cunt.

All joking aside their is an underlying current of hostility here to women who are not on here to flirt and post pics of their bodies.

Lit is man town full of obnoxious meatheads and sad to say site policies encourage that.

I heard that!

 

[PayDay]

Or the ones who see a gender-neutral profile and then send ever-so-subtle "hey I really liked your stories um are you female?" messages. Next time I really ought to reply with "as far as you know".

/end thread -----^

 

[LaRascasse]

First I get called a cunt for saying that men by nature are hunters and tire of the easy conquest but keep coming back to the girl who offers a challenge. Then a few minutes later I get this pm from someone I have never interacted with.


Originally Posted by alexthemagnet
Alex 27 m ohio nasty perv on yahoo into detailed fun.. you could be the gangang 'police' milf gone rogue with the blk boys in the ghetto hehe

ME
Or I could completely ignore someone who uses poor grammer and spelling, not to mention giving out my personal I to to someone I have never conversed with before.

Piece of advice, try saying hi first and starting a conversation. You don't ask a girl to fuck n a bar before you buy her a drink do you?

Manners go a long way.

ALEX AGAIN
yeah rite whatever you grammar nazi! rotten cunts like u belong to my iggy bin so off you there psychopath!

Just needed to vent.

WHAT?! That picture is not you? You are really not a sex starved gun-toting gangbang seeking vigilante who roams the lonely streets fighting a one woman war against evil and stray hormones?

You are not *drumroll* Wonderpussy Woman? *kindly refrain from asking where I got the name from*
Oh no! the world is not real... There is a glitch in the matrix.

The fun part though is when they can't take the time to read a bio and find out that they are not talking to a girl.

by Anonymous
11/04/13
really stupid writer

she says she was disgusted by what she saw on line but wrote this trash and posted it any way. she needs kajor mental help and the story needs to be deleted or moved to the nonconsent area. negative 2000 for this one.


Anyone know just where I need to go to get kajor mental help? I looked and looked but I can't find it.

His spelig is way kul.