You Flirt? (22f)

[Aamazing1]

Good.
Looking for someone close in age, in shape and intelligent to chat with tonight. =) If you think you have all 3 qualities, say hello.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Honey, you're not going to date or marry them. EVERYBODY is "in shape" on the internet. It's a virtual world, not the Real Thing.

 

[Jaylicker]

In Shape?

Is round a shape?

 

[Aamazing1]

Honey, you're not going to date or marry them. EVERYBODY is "in shape" on the internet. It's a virtual world, not the Real Thing.

.... Guess I can't help it if I'm attracted to sexy people such as myself

 

[Jaylicker]

It's been my experience...

That people who are attracted to themselves spend a lot of time looking in the mirror, posting selfies, and playing with themselves.

Not that those are bad things....

I always like to see a selfie of a hot woman playing with herself in the mirror.....

 

[Aamazing1]

Mhm

That people who are attracted to themselves spend a lot of time looking in the mirror, posting selfies, and playing with themselves.

Not that those are bad things....

I always like to see a selfie of a hot woman playing with herself in the mirror.....

I'm sure you do....

 

[Aamazing1]

=)

Still looking for a sexy guy or girl to chat with tonight. Don't be shy

 

[k_m_d_]

You also claimed you were 22 when you posted a similar ad in January 2013. How does that work?

 

[roflawl]

You also claimed you were 22 when you posted a similar ad in January 2013. How does that work?

must be why her posts are so infrequent, and her name is 'Amazing1' because she has some sort of cryogenic chamber that she uses to stay young. she periodically comes out to update her cellphone so she can take new 'slanted bathroom selfie' pics, hop on lit to get some internet sex, then back into the chamber till the next thaw.

it keeps her young, while still getting all the benefits of a progressing technological world =)

 

[Aamazing1]

for sure

You also claimed you were 22 when you posted a similar ad in January 2013. How does that work?

Yup just turned 23 only 2 months ago and look 18 (easy to forget).

 

[roflawl]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44340862.jpg

 

[Aamazing1]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/44340862.jpg

Nah sexy doesn't lie

 

[LaurenLust]

delete

 

[hot hugo]

Good.
Looking for someone close in age, in shape and intelligent to chat with tonight. =) If you think you have all 3 qualities, say hello.

Hello!



I think I should manage to meet all three criteria (even if it might sounds a bit too self-confident)

but it seems, that I am anyway too late and that you're gone for the moment. but please feel free to consider me any time

HH

 

[roflawl]

Hello!



I think I should manage to meet all three criteria (even if it might sounds a bit too self-confident)

but it seems, that I am anyway too late and that you're gone for the moment. but please feel free to consider me any time

HH

well seeing as her previous posts were january and august, her next thaw will probably be....July? expect her then

 

[Aamazing1]

Indeed

well seeing as her previous posts were january and august, her next thaw will probably be....July? expect her then

So mark it on your calendars ladies and gentlemen...it will be a day to remember. haha

 

[Aamazing1]

Hello!



I think I should manage to meet all three criteria (even if it might sounds a bit too self-confident)

but it seems, that I am anyway too late and that you're gone for the moment. but please feel free to consider me any time

HH

Hi there,
Self confidence bordering cockiness is right up my alley.
Would love to chat lol

 

[Doog_kuron]

Yup just turned 23 only 2 months ago and look 18 (easy to forget).

So in addition to wanting someone about your age, in shape and intelligent, you might want to consider adding decent memory to the list. Good. Grief.

 

[Aamazing1]

My My....

So in addition to wanting someone about your age, in shape and intelligent, you might want to consider adding decent memory to the list. Good. Grief.

Youve been paying attention. Havent you?

 

[Doog_kuron]

Youve been paying attention. Havent you?

Only vaguely, I have nothing more constructive to do than sip on a mug of tea and do some ironing. Such as my high adrenaline, action packed, non stop fun life. But thank you for noticing.

 

[BurningMonkey]

.... Guess I can't help it if I'm attracted to sexy people such as myself

And I guess I can't help it if you lack imagination, which would cross you off my potential list at the start.

For all I know you're a fat, 60-yr old with acne scars and no tits. But in my imagination you can be a shapely, busty, 22-yr old with long, auburn hair, fiery green eyes, and an insatiable lust.

See how easy that was?

 

[Doog_kuron]

And I guess I can't help it if you lack imagination, which would cross you off my potential list at the start.

For all I know you're a fat, 60-yr old with acne scars and no tits. But in my imagination you can be a shapely, busty, 22-yr old with long, auburn hair, fiery green eyes, and an insatiable lust.

See how easy that was?

LOL I like that. Think I might shave a few years off myself. Let's see, think I will now be 24, have a six pack, drive a Bentley and have a six figure bank balance. Yup, that works.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Only vaguely, I have nothing more constructive to do than sip on a mug of tea and do some ironing. Such as my high adrenaline, action packed, non stop fun life. But thank you for noticing.

Ah, but is it aerobic ironing? Are you doing bicep curls with the iron? Perhaps jogging in place as the face glides slowly and sensuously across the fabric? In short, is it "in shape" ironing, or just fat, blobby, blubbery ironing?

Inquiring minds want to know...

 

[Doog_kuron]

Ah, but is it aerobic ironing? Are you doing bicep curls with the iron? Perhaps jogging in place as the face glides slowly and sensuously across the fabric? In short, is it "in shape" ironing, or just fat, blobby, blubbery ironing?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Well now, Monsieur BurningMonkey, I am glad you asked that very question. When I say ironing, I of course meaning the sensuous gliding across the fabric, the caressing of the gentle....of the...err....and the...umm...urgh. No, I simply can't do it. I have to state this is rather tedious. Those accursed creases simply will not roll over and take it. MORE STEAM!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well now, Monsieur BurningMonkey, I am glad you asked that very question. When I say ironing, I of course meaning the sensuous gliding across the fabric, the caressing of the gentle....of the...err....and the...umm...urgh. No, I simply can't do it. I have to state this is rather tedious. Those accursed creases simply will not roll over and take it. MORE STEAM!

You must discipline those naughty, naughty creases!

Whip them into shape! Take them over your knee, call them slut fucktoys, demean and degrade them!

Shove a hot iron up their...
Oh. Well, I guess you're already doing that...But do it harder!! Faster!!! SHOW THEM NO MERCY!!!! Ohhhh, YES!!!!!

Whew....I think I might have to go rub one out, now.
Who'd have thought that ironing could be so erotic and arousing?