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God you're pathetic. "No one ever notices me..Wahhhhh!" You're so obviously desperate for someone to jump in and tell you otherwise.
Mean rant aside...
Pot roast. Nekkid pics.
I haven't seen you 'round these here parts in eons.
It has been a bit. Life has been wonderfully chaotic and busy so I'm not around much the last few years.
A good reason to be away from here. I've found that boredom keeps me tethered here most of all. Bachelorness too.
Indeed it is. There are people I miss chatting with on here, and of course all of the fun pic threads and snark. You should have a couple kids and some cats. That will cure your boredom!
Bacherlorness or bachelorhood?
Bachelortude. Bachelorocity. Bachelorousness. All of the above.
Cats would be good, if I lived in a pet-friendly building and had a bigger place. Kids... not so much.
bachelorology suggests the theory that sending me lewd pics to cheer me up is vital to the bachelorial lifestyle.
Ahhh. So you have a thing for scrawny weirdos?
weirdos in general. i'm flexible on the scrawny.