The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

[JohnnySavage]

Addendum for those in the DC area: Ben's Chili Bowl sucks. There... I said it. Put that in your pipe and smoke. it.

 

[RedAllan]

Oh F&*%&!

My mobile phone has just gone through the washing machine at 40 degrees for an hour.

Now have to let it dry out for 2 days and hope.

Oh fuck it's the only number some people have for me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

About the storm: I've lived here since 1989 and have never once used rock salt. Every time it snows, the news "Storm Watch" d-bags report about Lowe's and Home Cheapo being out of salt. It's odd to me that people spend the money on such things. I mean; the snow/ice will melt in a day or so. Relax.

It's like buying expensive garbage bags; You're going to throw them away, so buy the cheap ones.

And another thing: It really annoys me when the news d-bags are out on the roads and then tell everyone to stay off the roads. No, YOU stay off the roads. D-bag.


I'm a bit sassy this morning. I was up till 5 am watching a Pam Grier movie marathon last night.

I have a headache. Stayed at my mates last night and we had a Liam Neeson marathon. With vodka and lemon possets.

 

[Queersetti]

My mobile phone has just gone through the washing machine at 40 degrees for an hour.

Now have to let it dry out for 2 days and hope.

Oh fuck it's the only number some people have for me.

Put it in a jar or bag of rice, it will dry faster.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I have a headache. Stayed at my mates last night and we had a Liam Neeson marathon. With vodka and lemon possets.

Want me to rub your temples?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Want me to rub your temples?

That would be lovely.

 

[Fata Morgana]

My mobile phone has just gone through the washing machine at 40 degrees for an hour.

Now have to let it dry out for 2 days and hope.

Oh fuck it's the only number some people have for me.

Crikey! That's like summat I'd do.

 

[Lorilei]

I dreamed I was having a threesome with Joe Manganiello and......Seth Rogen.

WTF. My subconscious is an odd thing.

 

[RedAllan]

Put it in a jar or bag of rice, it will dry faster.

Will try. thanks.

 

[emma_the_librarian]

I'm suck a geek. William Shakespeare's Star Wars.
"Go thee hence and save thyself, I pray!"

 

[Spins]

It would be ok for a little more

 

[Phelia]

I can't stop thinking about my kidneys! I really want to see them. I just have this feeling that they're cuter than other peoples' kidneys.

 

[pointless]

i smell really bad. stupid snow making me shovel it and get all sweaty. stop doing that shit.

 

[BotanyBoy]

I got to sleep in till 7.....it was fuckin' glorious.

 

[tactful]

About the storm: I've lived here since 1989 and have never once used rock salt. Every time it snows, the news "Storm Watch" d-bags report about Lowe's and Home Cheapo being out of salt. It's odd to me that people spend the money on such things. I mean; the snow/ice will melt in a day or so. Relax.

It's like buying expensive garbage bags; You're going to throw them away, so buy the cheap ones.

And another thing: It really annoys me when the news d-bags are out on the roads and then tell everyone to stay off the roads. No, YOU stay off the roads. D-bag.


I'm a bit sassy this morning. I was up till 5 am watching a Pam Grier movie marathon last night.

Addendum for those in the DC area: Ben's Chili Bowl sucks. There... I said it. Put that in your pipe and smoke. it.

I sense someone got uup on the wrong side of th couch this morning..\

Want me to rub your temples?

His version of temples are not exactly your version of temples, his location is a bit lower.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I can't stop thinking about my kidneys! I really want to see them. I just have this feeling that they're cuter than other peoples' kidneys.

I picture a soft burgundy with Tudor roses stencilled on them.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I sense someone got uup on the wrong side of th couch this morning..\



His version of temples are not exactly your version of temples, his location is a bit lower.

No problem. In my version it wasn't his hands rubbing my temples either.

 

[Phelia]

I picture a soft burgundy with Tudor roses stencilled on them.

And flying buttresses!

I can't imagine that mine are nicer than yours, though. I envision your renal vein studded with pearls and diamonds.

 

[tactful]

No problem. In my version it wasn't his hands rubbing my temples either.

Damn, now I'm all jealous and stuff, mostly jealous.

 

[Lorilei]

Sunday mornings were made for chai lattes.

 

[butters]

flicking through the tv, i stumbled across robert de niro dancing to can can music in a woman's corsetry and waving a pink fan

surreal! also one of the funniest things, ever!

from stardust, so i went and found it for y'all

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPZWqhr-Nj8&hd=1

 

[Byron In Exile]

And flying buttresses!

Avatar change.

Thank you, co-captain.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Damn, now I'm all jealous and stuff, mostly jealous.

Come join in! I get massive headaches!

 

[butters]

Avatar change.

Thank you, co-captain.

nice butt
resses

 

[MNGuy]

Wow, that's the fastest I've seen a thread disappear.