Thanks, now I feel like a Porn Star

[PayDay]

So someone made an App that measures sex intensity. Then they broke the data of timelength down, state by state.

http://wtop.com/?nid=893&sid=3566972

The data has the potential to be wildly inaccurate, and, in no way, actually holds scientific value.

...but it's still hilarious.

Apparently I'm ahead of the curve in my own state, and the neighboring ones.

Accordng to the wildly inaccurate statistics, I am more virile than the average of every resident in every state in the entire union: Consistently.

How about you? (also plotbunny).

 

[Zeb_Carter]

1:21 in Alaska...I can see why though. It's damn cold up there in the winter time. You probably only want you private parts exposed to the elements for a short time, say 30 seconds. Around summer time you're probably up around 4 minutes or so or exposure. And it all works out...in the end.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

How the fuck - seriously - can I/you/someone/anyone write (or TRY and write!) erotic stories where the range of time for people all across the USA to reach orgasm, I presume, is between a minute and a bit to no more than seven minutes!!

For me I already cut these vignettes down to absolutely bare-bones/virtually nuthin'.

I mean, is this anywhere near seriously true? That people get off in about a minute?!! Or even AS MUCH AS A WHOLE SEVEN??!!

God. No wonder where the politics is so bad and the television so fucking insane.

This is a country suffering from premature ejaculation.

Rule the world? 'Most powerful nation on earth???'

You guys are fucking nuts.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Thanks for posting re the app though. It is noteworthy. And it has got promise. But the current 'results' or ranges, are either completely wrong or suggestive of something seriously amiss!

 

[lovecraft68]

3.09 is the average in RI and its #18

No wonder so many women are buying toys.

Jeez I haven't gone off in three minutes since I was a goddamn teenager.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

Just remember guys, it's incredibly rude to hop off, yelling, "GOT MINE!" Just so very, very rude.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Does the time asking each other if they have cum count in that time?

 

[lovecraft68]

Does the time asking each other if they have cum count in that time?

I was wondering if price haggling and paying was involved in that time.

 

[PayDay]

Does the time asking each other if they have cum count in that time?

Right?

There is no mention in the article of foreplay time either.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Right?

There is no mention in the article of foreplay time either.

Do they stop the clock when one partner comes or do they wait for the other?

 

[BuckyDuckman]

From the article: "The app monitors the users' movement and audio levels, using the phone's accelerometer and microphone."

Where exactly do you put your phone? Are you holding it? Placing it beneath her? What if she's on top?

 

[robertreams]

Whenever I see a survey such as this I always ask the same question: Does it count from start to finish or is it only the in and outs? How do you count the third time I am going down on her in the same session?

First kiss to male completion?
or insertion to climax?

Anyone know?

 

[PayDay]

From the article: "The app monitors the users' movement and audio levels, using the phone's accelerometer and microphone."

Where exactly do you put your phone? Are you holding it? Placing it beneath her? What if she's on top?

What if you get all kinky and use the phone?

What if the phone rings mid coitus and then someone answers it?

 

[BuckyDuckman]

What if you get all kinky and use the phone?

What if the phone rings mid coitus and then someone answers it?

What if the phone is on vibrate?

Still, the size and shape of my Galaxy SIII doesn't seem very erotic.

 

[PayDay]

What if the phone is on vibrate?

Pro.

Still, the size and shape of my Galaxy SIII doesn't seem very erotic.

Vouch. My GS3 is smaller than my hand...

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I have a bag phone...how does that work?!?!

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I have a bag phone...how does that work?!?!

Flip phone may be recommended if you're into multiple positions.

 

[PayDay]

Maybe you just put it on speaker?

 

[robertreams]

I have an idea for an invention. If anyone can do the electronics, they can have my idea. Just send me 20,000 when you make the first million. It is a vaginal/and/or, clitoral, and/or anal, vibrator of all possible designs. The difference is you keep it in position. When your lover dials from far away, it activates the vibrator. Imagine having that little bullet in there talking to your boss and your lover dials I812, and all of a sudden your boss says, "What are you smiling about?"

 

[PayDay]

I have an idea for an invention. If anyone can do the electronics, they can have my idea. Just send me 20,000 when you make the first million. It is a vaginal/and/or, clitoral, and/or anal, vibrator of all possible designs. The difference is you keep it in position. When your lover dials from far away, it activates the vibrator. Imagine having that little bullet in there talking to your boss and your lover dials I812, and all of a sudden your boss says, "What are you smiling about?"

Didn't they already invent the pager? Also, I thought those were so out of the style or whatever.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Maybe you just put it on speaker?

Nope, that option is not available.

 

[BuckyDuckman]

I'm still fascinated with the placement of the damn cell phone. Maybe on top of the headboard? But that records the movement of both bodies. Perhaps a few rubber bands around your dick for extra girth?

 

[PayDay]

I'm still fascinated with the placement of the damn cell phone. Maybe on top of the headboard? But that records the movement of both bodies. Perhaps a few rubber bands around your dick for extra girth?

And roid. 'nuff said.