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ms_ann_thrope

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Lovemaking duration by state:

(isn't Ishmael New Mexican?)

Ranking/State/Duration

1 New Mexico - (7:01)
2 West Virginia - (5:38)
3 Idaho - (5:11)
4 South Carolina - (4:48)
5 Missouri - (4:22)
6 Michigan -(4:14)
7 Utah - (3:55)
8 Oregon - (3:51)
9 Nebraska - (3:47)
10 Alabama - (3:38)
11 Delaware - (3:33)
12 Hawaii - (3:28)
13 Wisconsin - (3:22)
14 North Dakota - (3:18)
15 Arizona - (3:17)
16 Maryland - (3:15)
17 Mississippi - (3:10)
18 Rhode Island - (3:09)
19 Connecticut - (3:07)
20 Texas - (3:06)
21 New Hampshire - (3:04)
22 Wyoming - (3:03)
23 New York - (3:01)
24 Pennsylvania - (2:58)
25 Maine - (2:58)
26 Washington - (2:51)
27 Iowa - (2:50)
28 Illinois - (2:49)
29 North Carolina - (2:47)
30 Tennessee - (2:46)
31 Kansas - (2:38)
32 California - (2:38)
33 Massachusetts - (2:31)
34 Florida - (2:29)
35 New Jersey - (2:28)
36 Indiana - (2:26)
37 Virginia - (2:23)
38 Oklahoma - (2:21)
39 Colorado - (2:21)
40 Minnesota - (2:19)
41 Ohio - (2:18)
42 Louisiana - (2:17)
43 Kentucky - (2:14)
44 Arkansas - (2:08)
45 District of Columbia - (2:08)
46 Nevada - (2:07)
47 Georgia - (2:07)
48 Montana - (2:03)
49 Vermont - (1:48)
50 South Dakota - (1:30)
51 Alaska - (1:21)

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my ex thought 2 hours was a quickie.
really pissed me off when I was tired.
 
There is nothing wrong with a quickie but not every time.
 
My hero/"""" (The odd punctuation is my cat's - drives me crazy when I am on the computer.)

is she gonna be hovering around us meowing the whole time i'm putting the stones to ya? cuz that might get a tad annoying
 
in an elevator, sure.
but behind closed doors, anything less than an hour is just silly

nonsense! if it gets to the third shag of the day, the point where my cunt is raw, my arse is bleeding, i'm bruised all over, everything hurts and i'm too tired to speak, then a 5 minute quickie is ideal.
 
nonsense! if it gets to the third shag of the day, the point where my cunt is raw, my arse is bleeding, i'm bruised all over, everything hurts and i'm too tired to speak, then a 5 minute quickie is ideal.

I wish I had something cleaver to say but I'm speechless.
 
I wish I had something cleaver to say but I'm speechless.

typo or genius?

you know that saying, 'your eyes are bigger than your stomach' ?
i'm a demanding woman, but sometimes I regret it just a little.
 
Haha... One partner finally asked me it always had to last a couple of hours.

when you've got a baby waking you up twice a night, you have to be up at 7 to get the other kid ready for school, and he comes to bed at 11:30 wanting some? the idea of not getting to sleep until almost 2am is just a fucking irritation.
 
No one brags about 3 minute sex.

but sometimes three minutes is perfect.
you've been tormenting each other all day,
you know you can take your time on round 2,
it's grand to have that sudden burst of passion.
 
Nice, I picked up two minutes and change just by moving to SC.
 
(note to self, keep it under 30 mins with dolf)

nuh uh! I've had a perfect 4 hours and a perfect 3 minutes, and pretty much everything between. but the same 2 hours, night after night, becomes a chore.
 
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