The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

[oggbashan]

absolutely!
just sigh & shake your head.

I just take my hearing aids out.

 

[dolf]

Oh I've got that p/a stuff down! You guys are funny.

it's a mom thing

 

[dolf]

I just take my hearing aids out.

downstairs, between living room and dining room, I have sound proof glass doors. when they were younger this was fabulous! I could see exactly what the little buggers were up to without having to listen to it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sound proof?

 

[dolf]

Sound proof?

I think they're designed to be patio doors. double glazed & pretty heavy duty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIgyr1_Z_qA

 

[Saint Peter]

I think they're designed to be patio doors. double glazed & pretty heavy duty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIgyr1_Z_qA

It would be more cost effective to stuff old socks in their mouths.

 

[Mr Noone]

It would be more cost effective to stuff old socks in their mouths.

Or your ears.

 

[Disgustipated]

You can do this, baby. In her words, "Everyone just calm down!"

 

[Wings]

it's a mom thing

Exactly!

*****
On another note, I now know never to ask Petey to babysit.

 

[dolf]

Exactly!

*****
On another note, I now know never to ask Petey to babysit.

so true. I like petey too much to ever inflict such suffering upon him.

 

[Saint Peter]

I will have you both know that I am an awesome babysitter.

 

[CleverCowardice]

Aww. You bought a tube of dice. How adorable. Doesn't put you in our league. You're still a fucking tourist. Accumulate at least a dozen more sets - some of them being color-coded to the personality of your character - and keep them in a dopey faux velvet or supple leather bag as soft and warm and happy as a pampered scrotum, then purchase and painstakingly paint a little pewter figurine only to repaint and/or mod him as you gain higher levels and new gear, and finally, despite being a grown man, shed tears of truest heartbreak when both figure and dice must be retired because you got dissolved in the belly of a Gelatinous Cube, then, on that day, you shall be one of us.

 

[pointless]

eww. noddy. and t's poorly animated.

 

[pink]

I wish I didn't have to work today. I just wanna lounge around.




How is this? Do you like?

 

[Sinny]

Roadhead is sleeping and I want to have sex, but it is 730. Do you think 8 is more reasonable? Maybe I could send him an email so that his email buzzes on his tablet and he wakes up. The email will say "let's fuck."

Problems.

 

[dolf]

Roadhead is sleeping and I want to have sex, but it is 730. Do you think 8 is more reasonable? Maybe I could send him an email so that his email buzzes on his tablet and he wakes up. The email will say "let's fuck."

Problems.

can't you just wriggle backwards, spoon style, until at least part of him stirs. waking up to snuggly spooning sex has to be good, right?

 

[Mr Noone]

I wish I didn't have to work today. I just wanna lounge around.




How is this? Do you like?

Excellent. Don't go. It's an excellent day to stay home and be naked.

 

[Sinny]

can't you just wriggle backwards, spoon style, until at least part of him stirs. waking up to snuggly spooning sex has to be good, right?

I tried that around 715, he is out. Like dead to the world out. We both had rough weeks at work. He needs to sleep. But my lady parts are insisting I wake him. I know he likes to bowchikawowow me, but I do feel badly waking him out of a dead sleep. I am currently inches from his face staring at him. In five minutes, I am going to take matters (his cock) into my own hands.

 

[RedAllan]

I wish I didn't have to work today. I just wanna lounge around.




How is this? Do you like?

Best way to relax.

 

[pink]

Excellent. Don't go. It's an excellent day to stay home and be naked.

I have to. I need to be responsible.

 

[dolf]

I tried that around 715, he is out. Like dead to the world out. We both had rough weeks at work. He needs to sleep. But my lady parts are insisting I wake him. I know he likes to bowchikawowow me, but I do feel badly waking him out of a dead sleep. I am currently inches from his face staring at him. In five minutes, I am going to take matters (his cock) into my own hands.

I feel your pain

 

[Mr Noone]

I have to. I need to be responsible.

I guess somebody has to be.

Maybe by way of compromise you can go to work naked.

 

[Wings]

I like the "stick his cock in my mouth until he wakes up so I can use him for my own pleasure" move myself

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's a beautiful day and I'm thinking I might get the kayak out. It seems odd, since there's still snow on the ground, but I have the cabin fever.

 

[Sinny]

I like the "stick his cock in my mouth until he wakes up so I can use him for my own pleasure" move myself

That is plan B. He is going to have a fun Saturday.