The Isolated Blurt Thread IV: A New Hope

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Gods be praised! This shitacular cock-nugget of a week is finally over.
 
i'm so happy i was finally able to update that incredibly useful program to a new and super cool version that no longer works at all. thanks for that, you cocksuckers. i really appreciate it.
 
sometimes i read a post here and i look for the button to "heart" or "like" it and then i realise it's not there and i am sad.

cos sometimes there's nothing you really want to say to someone other than "i like this post" but saying that 345236 times would be really stupid.
 
the tributes in my newsfeed. I want to see them. but I want to not see them.
 
It's a small world


It is an amazingly small world.

I struck up a convo with someone I'd never met last night. He was here to play in a tournament. I'll call him "A."

I discovered he was from ___.
I say, "Ah, you went to either __1__ or __2__.
"A" laughs and says he went to "2."

I mentioned how different ____ is from what it used to be.
"A" asks did you go to school there and did you know "B?"

I am bowled over and stunned— I start laughing demonically. This is ridiculous.
Yes, I've met "B."
"A" asks: how do you know "B?"

"C" worked for "B" and introduced me to "D," "E," and "F."
"A" starts chuckling.


It got even worse after that. Amazing.



 
attempting to cure the common cold with chili peppers.

there is no emoticon to fit this occasion.
 
sometimes i read a post here and i look for the button to "heart" or "like" it and then i realise it's not there and i am sad.

cos sometimes there's nothing you really want to say to someone other than "i like this post" but saying that 345236 times would be really stupid.

:heart:
 
attempting to cure the common cold with chili peppers.

there is no emoticon to fit this occasion.

That is a novel treatment. If it succeeds, you might want to consider writing an article for submission to The Lancet.


 
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That is a novel treatment. If it succeeds, you might want to consider writing an article for submission tor The Lancet.



it's pretty common treatment plan, but unproven.

my anecdotal evidence, personal experience based opinion is that it seems to work wonders. if I want to make the lancet I need a few hundred sniffling guinea pigs.
 
it's pretty common treatment plan, but unproven.

my anecdotal evidence, personal experience based opinion is that it seems to work wonders. if I want to make the lancet I need a few hundred sniffling guinea pigs.

I bought a guinea pig back in the day. Twenty-one shillings.
 
My kids are angry with me. I'm alright with that but now I wish they weren't always SO honest.
 
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