Erotica in the cemetery

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http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20140212_Tales_of_erotica_at_Laurel_Hill_Cemetery.html

I imagine there are plot bunnies here. :)

You wouldn't think there's much love or sex in a graveyard, but it turns out that Laurel Hill Cemetery has plenty of both.

Like the Philadelphia banker's son who married one of America's most beautiful actresses. She dumped him.

And the devoted wife who had her heart - her real heart, not a paper cutout - buried next to her first husband. And the Union general who sent the Civil War equivalent of nude selfies to a lover, who, after being spurned, published his private yearnings in a book.
 
I had sex in a couple of cemeteries in the young dumb days, once in front of a half dozen people.

Can't say there was any love involved though.
 
I've got a couple of stories set in a cemetery. One is close to true and a romance. The other is a Halloween story with two couples and ends with romance.

Cemeteries are fun places at times. :D
 
I've got a couple of stories set in a cemetery. One is close to true and a romance. The other is a Halloween story with two couples and ends with romance.

Cemeteries are fun places at times. :D

That's why people are dying to get into them.

Yeah, I know.:eek:
 
I was actually amused by the tourism aspect of it, how the town is playing it up in order to generate some more revenue. Be fun to design the brochures for that. :)
 
Hmmm, that reminds me, I have notes for a story set in the mini-urban maze of a Mexican cemetery. Gotta put that one in the LIT pipeline...
 
As a kid I met girls at the cemetery, nights. It was quiet, secluded, and had nice slabs for a blanket. This was before I got a car and the girls were old enough to date.

Many years later I discovered that cemeteries close to colleges were good places to literally fall over females before or close to dawn, especially around plots enclosed with hedges. Homeless men like cemeteries, too, and I assumed the girls were there for some homeless love.
 
La Petite Morte
"La Petite Morte" is French, translates literally> the "little death", meaning an orgasm. She is bent over a tomb stone in a grave yard while a helmeted man takes her from behind.
 
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As Twilight Feeds On Meyers Street

Stephanie inhaled the crisp atmosphere
As evening's Twilight canvassed the neighborhood
Enveloping her house at the end of block
Like a fictional shrouded vampire descending
Exanguinating the brilliant Autumn hues from the parkway trees
Whose dying leaves let of their blood
Were drying in the Autumn breeze
On mingling branches hanging over Meyers Street
Forming a darkened canopy that on occasion
Was even cause enough in itself for the bravest
And boldest teenager walking underneath
To shudder

Sitting in the bedroom window
Left leg lazily hanging out the sill
If not for a pair of white cotton panties
And auburn curls draped over her bare breasts
She was almost nude

Waiting

Serene was this scene of daring to be seen
For the silent marauder to claim her body
Taking her soul merely along for the ride
Swaddled up its non corporeal cloak
To plant a loving bite upon her neck's nape
Before whisking her off and away through the chill
To where there was an neglected, overgrown graveyard
Just a hopscotch skip and a jump beyond the mobile home park
Attended nightly by the White Trash trailer park girls much like herself
Often sacrificing their daily born again virgin statures
Not so much like herself
On a ritualistic basis

However,

She remained unseen in her bedroom window
Not even witnessed in her half naked glory
By any of the neighborhood boys
Who rarely afforded her more than casual glances anyway
During the daylight hours

She could not help but fancy notions
In the final fleetings of sunburst
That her life was a book of which she had no hand in writing
A novel that if made into a movie
The juicy details would be edited out
Scenes involving sex starved teens shedding their clothes
And inhibitions before the camera
Such gratuitious depictions of nudity
That always fail to enchance the plot
Yet nonetheless are somehow considered somewhat crucial prior
To the onscreen entrance of the escaped mental patient
As he tightens his grip on the handle of a butcher knife
Or perhaps a straight razor

Desperation to be loved
To feel wanted
Appreciated
Even if only for her body

Now entwined with the desire
To be bent over a marble headstone
And ravaged for the very first time
By a stranger in the Twilight
 
I've got a couple of stories set in a cemetery. One is close to true and a romance. The other is a Halloween story with two couples and ends with romance.

Cemeteries are fun places at times. :D

Wouldn't be seen dead anywhere else.
 
Regardless of the myths, you probably wouldn't be seen dead there either.
 
I love a nice cemetery

I like them mostly because I do stonework for a living. Sometimes, not very often, I restore old headstones.

Also, I remember a horrifying character from a Stephen King novel named Juburt that liked to have sex with dead people. Has anyone written anything close to a necrophiliac? I don't think that I could other than in a humorous or satire type story.
 
Has anyone written anything close to a necrophiliac? I don't think that I could other than in a humorous or satire type story.

Not and gotten it posted here, I don't think.

Vampires are dead people. (At least, with proper suspension of disbelief.) Human+vampire sex is necrophilia. I guess the difference is that vampires move around.

I'll admit to not sampling some categories of stories on LIT yet, so I don't know if zombies get fucked in tales here. Zombies are also dead-but-moving-around people. Necrophilia? Or how about a Frankenstein-like pastiche constructed entirely of parts from dead bodies?

I'm guessing it's a matter of degree. Vegans only eat animals they can't see (bacteria, etc). Is necrophilia limited to corpses that don't move? Are the re-animated exempt from the ban?
 
Yes, I considered vampires. But Literotica doesn't categorize them as dead people just like Literotica doesn't consider werewolves bestiality.
 
Amidst other ill conceived ways to spend money, time, and energy in my youth, I took a couple of classes in comparative mythology. A couple of notes that some might find interesting.

A hereditary disease called "Porphyria" is sometimes credited with the rise of Vampire myths. And no, they didn't sparkle but were more often corpulent and hirsute. (which fact upon being related by the professor caused some interesting stares at yours truly) One notable account near St. Petersburg tells of a man buried for several days showing up at his home and taking his shoes.

There was a drug that unfortunately I can't recall the exact name of in use in the 18th and 19th centuries that could cause some confusion about whether a person was actually alive or not. (I believe it was an opium derivative, but can't be certain.) At any rate, there was a heavy fear of being buried alive. It's said that George Washington suffered from this fear and forced a promise from his people that he would not be buried for two or three days after he died.

There were also "safety coffins" at about this time which incorporated a bell with a string that ran inside the coffin so the person could ring the bell if they woke up calling the night watchman.

Now, there has been some research that near death experiences can bring on an emotive response desiring sexual intercourse. I'm not sure, but I think buried alive is about as close to "near death" as one can come. :eek:

"Brains"? How about "Pussy"!
 
I'll admit to not sampling some categories of stories on LIT yet, so I don't know if zombies get fucked in tales here. Zombies are also dead-but-moving-around people. Necrophilia?

I'll answer my own question. Yes, zombies have sex here, in tales mostly posted in EROTIC HORROR or SFI-FI / FANTASY. So I guess the standard is that if the corpse just lays there, it's necrophilia, and prohibited; but if the corpse is animated somehow, it's OK.

Which raises the question: Does the manner of animation matter? Censorship-wise, is there a difference between a corpse raised by paranormal means (vampirism, zombyism, were-creature recruitment) versus 'normal' means (puppeteer strings, Frankenstein-like electric jolts, advanced technologies, etc) ?? And where does plain old magic enter the equation?
 
I'll answer my own question. Yes, zombies have sex here, in tales mostly posted in EROTIC HORROR or SFI-FI / FANTASY. So I guess the standard is that if the corpse just lays there, it's necrophilia, and prohibited; but if the corpse is animated somehow, it's OK.

Which raises the question: Does the manner of animation matter? Censorship-wise, is there a difference between a corpse raised by paranormal means (vampirism, zombyism, were-creature recruitment) versus 'normal' means (puppeteer strings, Frankenstein-like electric jolts, advanced technologies, etc) ?? And where does plain old magic enter the equation?

According to several of my older friends, this could apply to their wives. :eek:
 
Vampires are diverse. Many work the day-shift. Mine get beauty, youth, and longevity from it AND something akin to the flu plus a bad hangover and a beer gut when they ignore their deals with the Devil.
 
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