Shit Bird Vocabularies

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Read an article tonight about ObamaCare. The writer, a shitbird, says that insurance shoppers are INTRIGUED by Exchange prices for health insurance. I thought, THATS ODD. Shoppers are curious or interested about prices before the fact of investigation, not afterwards. And surprised is not any meaning for INTRIGUED. Even curious and interested aren't universally accepted because curious and interested are common enough words, as is surprised.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WALLA!

GENDER and GENRE share a meaning, that is, common sexual characteristics. GENRE is older. Much older. The Greeks used it long before Christ was a Corporal, GENOS. GENDER started out in the Middle Ages as the term for breeding.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WTF? COUNCIL?

The local rag features a story about homeless panhandlers violating a local ordinance against the practice. The penalty is a $500 fine and forfeiture of your drivers license, neither of which the homeless have. Plus the sheriff is pissed cuz the county has to pay for lawyers for the homeless, and hasta hold them in the jail. Its a big stupid mess.

But that's not the real problem, the real problem is the writing. In a wink LEGAL COUNSEL is now LEGAL COUNCIL. Most dictionaries make the distinction clear, they aren't the same animal. "The county cannot afford to pay for legal council, and the homeless have no money to hire council."

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

WHO KNEW!

On tv today was an MD and a blonde talking about strokes. At the end of the interview the blonde looks into the camera and says, SO IF YOU HAVE A STROKE ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL FOR AN ANECDOTE!

Gotta be a new ObamaCare benefit.

 

[patientlee]

WHO KNEW!

On tv today was an MD and a blonde talking about strokes. At the end of the interview the blonde looks into the camera and says, SO IF YOU HAVE A STROKE ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL FOR AN ANECDOTE!

Gotta be a new ObamaCare benefit.

Maybe they should spend less time reading All in a Day's Work and more time on the Word Power part of the Reader's Digest.

 

[lovecraft68]

WHO KNEW!

On tv today was an MD and a blonde talking about strokes. At the end of the interview the blonde looks into the camera and says, SO IF YOU HAVE A STROKE ITS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU RUSH TO THE HOSPITAL FOR AN ANECDOTE!

Gotta be a new ObamaCare benefit.

Nah, she's over qualified for the obama administration because she was at least close.

I'm also assuming she was American which means she is over qualified to have anything to do with president freebies for everyone who was not conceived here.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Maybe they should spend less time reading All in a Day's Work and more time on the Word Power part of the Reader's Digest.

I asked my wife DID SHE JUST SAY WHAT I HEARD? Yep.

I'm making fun, but the words are almost identical.