Seeking the perfect combination of kinky, intelligent, and kind

[casual_scholar]

As you can obviously see from my profile, I'm new around these parts. Actually, the more apt turn of phrase is something like "long time lurker, first time poster." I guess the main reason I always hesitated was that I was skeptical about finding anyone that I really struck a chord with.

But then I remembered another cliche. "Nothing ventured, nothing gained."

Then another one popped into my head. "Dip your toe into the water."

Then I decided that I use far too many cliches, and that I should stop beating around the bush (that's your queue to chuckle).

So here I am, venturing to dip my toe into the bush...if you know what I mean. And if you don't, that makes two of us, because I don't either.

Okay, obviously I joke around a lot. But joking aside, the headline betrays it all. What I am hoping to meet is a woman who is that perfect combination of kinky, intelligent, and kind. Imagine three overlapping circles on a venn diagram. I'm looking for that sweet spot in the middle. Open to women of almost any age, I would say from mid 20s to 50s. The other qualities are what matters most.

Who am I? Nearing 30, modestly intelligent, modestly successful, blond, skinny, and delightfully charming! Or at least my grandma thinks so. I hope she doesn't find out that I'm posting on here. That'd be weird.

So who's out there?

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

So who's out there?

Perhaps a lady or two who know what a Venn diagram is

 

[PhxPlay4n6]

So who's out there?

Perhaps a lady or two who know what a Venn diagram is

I just wanted to tell you that it's a breath of fresh air to see your encouraging and kind responses in every thread...your kindness is unparalleled on Lit and I know everyone appreciates you!

 

[englishgent73]

So who's out there?

Perhaps a lady or two who know what a Venn diagram is

I wouldn't mind meeting a lady who knows that myself!

 

[kerryanna]

I wouldn't mind meeting a lady who knows that myself!

is that knowledge really so rare?

(can i put in a request for a gentleman who falls in the 'sweet spot' of a similar venn diagram? my only alteration is that I'd swap kindness for sarcastic wit. or snarkiness. I don't know how I feel about people who are willing to categorize themselves as kind - I think I prefer cynical self deprecation?)

best of luck casual_scholar - I'd get in touch, if only I were willing to describe myself as kind.

(ps, wouldn't it be "cue"?)

 

[englishgent73]

is that knowledge really so rare?

(can i put in a request for a gentleman who falls in the 'sweet spot' of a similar venn diagram? my only alteration is that I'd swap kindness for sarcastic wit. or snarkiness. I don't know how I feel about people who are willing to categorize themselves as kind - I think I prefer cynical self deprecation?)

best of luck casual_scholar - I'd get in touch, if only I were willing to describe myself as kind.

(ps, wouldn't it be "cue"?)

Think it is rare - or I'm looking in the wrong places. I'm more a positive cynic - not everyone gets that

 

[kerryanna]

Think it is rare - or I'm looking in the wrong places. I'm more a positive cynic - not everyone gets that

I think you've underestimated us. I really hope so.

 

[englishgent73]

I think you've underestimated us. I really hope so.

I said rare - not impossible.

The optimist in me keeps me wanting to keep trying to find it

 

[karamorfu]

As you can obviously see from my profile, I'm new around these parts. Actually, the more apt turn of phrase is something like "long time lurker, first time poster." I guess the main reason I always hesitated was that I was skeptical about finding anyone that I really struck a chord with.

But then I remembered another cliche. "Nothing ventured, nothing gained."

Then another one popped into my head. "Dip your toe into the water."

Then I decided that I use far too many cliches, and that I should stop beating around the bush (that's your queue to chuckle).

So here I am, venturing to dip my toe into the bush...if you know what I mean. And if you don't, that makes two of us, because I don't either.

Okay, obviously I joke around a lot. But joking aside, the headline betrays it all. What I am hoping to meet is a woman who is that perfect combination of kinky, intelligent, and kind. Imagine three overlapping circles on a venn diagram. I'm looking for that sweet spot in the middle. Open to women of almost any age, I would say from mid 20s to 50s. The other qualities are what matters most.

Who am I? Nearing 30, modestly intelligent, modestly successful, blond, skinny, and delightfully charming! Or at least my grandma thinks so. I hope she doesn't find out that I'm posting on here. That'd be weird.

So who's out there?

like your self-deprecating approach, Cas. I like a combination of kinky and intelligent. Kind? not so much! lol