Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

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I'm not on his level yet. I must apprentice under him to raise up in the ranks to equal his status.

Oh geez. Good luck with that one.

I can barely handle one of him, let alone two. Although......

 

[sereneone4u]

Curses Kal!!

She should check out his thighs.

And his hands.

And his chest.

Everything, really!

 

[KalIsBack]

You are such a bastard.

There's got to be some girl who likes me for me.

Dammit, I wish she was on here now.

I do too. That'll be The Final Cockblock.

The Phrontistery.

If you two are going to battle with obscure words, you're welcome.

Bah. I need no help!

I'm not on his level yet. I must apprentice under him to raise up in the ranks to equal his status.

I already established this...

 

[hatlover123]

A trait he acquired under my careful tutelage.

Oh please, you couldn't teach water to be wet.
Get your head out of your ass and put it in your queens.


I'm really proud of that last sentence.

 

[KalIsBack]

She should check out his thighs.

And his hands.

And his chest.

Everything, really!

I think my mind is the most intriguing part, is it not?

Or my mouth... or my fingers...

 

[photograph]

I do too. That'll be The Final Cockblock.



Bah. I need no help!



I already established this...

Fine, see if I share anymore of my favorite websites.

 

[WearMeWell]

Okay. I'm off for the night.

It's been a pleasure.

Goodnight AllyRose
Sweet sleep, sugar.

 

[hatlover123]

i think...i think im scarred for life.

cookies ...my sweeet cookies

Cookie Monster is my favourite.
I have a picture with him when he was 7 feet tall.

 

[KalIsBack]

Oh please, you couldn't teach water to be wet.
Get your head out of your ass and put it in your queens.


I'm really proud of that last sentence.

I don't have to teach it. All I do is look, and she's wet.

What makes you think I can't do both?

 

[hatlover123]

Wasn't that 'troth?' Not 'wroth.' Silly ass word.

Alright. Any takers?

Here it is baby:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wroth

Oh yeah!!

*hipthrust*

 

[hatlover123]

The Phrontistery.

If you two are going to battle with obscure words, you're welcome.

I will out obscure you to the point you will wonder if I'm just making up words to prove I'm very obscure which I most likely would...but still...!

 

[sereneone4u]

I think my mind is the most intriguing part, is it not?

Or my mouth... or my fingers...

Yes it is.

But she can't see that.

And she won't feel it.

But I do.

 

[KalIsBack]

Here it is baby:

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/wroth

Oh yeah!!

*hipthrust*

But it's not a noun, you tard.

You used it as a noun.

*pelvic thrust*

BAM!

 

[hatlover123]

Oh geez. Good luck with that one.

I can barely handle one of him, let alone two. Although......

omg! Don't consider such a thing. Unless of course we are in the same room...hehe

 

[photograph]

I will out obscure you to the point you will wonder if I'm just making up words to prove I'm very obscure which I most likely would...but still...!

Can I accept that challenge when I'm a bit less.....inebriated?

 

[sereneone4u]

I don't have to teach it. All I do is look, and she's wet.

What makes you think I can't do both?

Don't forget feel and taste.

 

[KalIsBack]

Yes it is.

But she can't see that.

And she won't feel it.

But I do.

No she can't.

No she won't.

And yes you do.

 

[hatlover123]

She should check out his thighs.

And his hands.

And his chest.

Everything, really!

Don't involve me in your Kal molesting!

Get a room you sexual temptress of the night. I'll have no part of your sensually vampiric ways.

 

[KalIsBack]

Don't forget feel and taste.

Do I ever forget?

And do I ever only stop at feeling and tasting?

 

[photograph]

omg! Don't consider such a thing. Unless of course we are in the same room...hehe

Who said anything about considering it?

 

[WearMeWell]

Cookie Monster is my favourite.
I have a picture with him when he was 7 feet tall.

he ate your cookies!~

 

[hatlover123]

I do too. That'll be The Final Cockblock.

I already established this...

I don't think she will be swayed by you.

She actually likes me. She told me so herself.
Can't fight those words of affirmation!

 

[KalIsBack]

I don't think she will be swayed by you.

She actually likes me. She told me so herself.
Can't fight those words of affirmation!

I've already spoken with her. She's going to break it to you softly, over a matter of weeks. Would you like the whole outline?

 

[hatlover123]

I don't have to teach it. All I do is look, and she's wet.

What makes you think I can't do both?

She's wet from the tears of laughter pouring down her face at seeing that goofy look on your face when you are trying to be sexy.

 

[KalIsBack]

She's wet from the tears of laughter pouring down her face at seeing that goofy look on your face when you are trying to be sexy.

Is she now? She never told me.

How bout you ask her?