magicmikeaustin
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Hmmm why yes, yes I do
TPBM has a mad crush on a coworker.
not a coworker, but a member of the opposite sex...
TPBM does not like cold weather
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not a coworker, but a member of the opposite sex...
TPBM does not like cold weather
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Actually, I love cold weather. It means I get to wear sweaters and turtlenecks.
TPBM is nervous about something today.
Porkwarrior
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Not nervous but definitely...restless & fidgety.
TPBM would love nothing better than just say "Fuck it!" and go back to bed to play.
luvthedesserts
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Nope, I'm awake now. Plus, Chutes and Ladders got put away earlier.
TPBM is super pumped for the Superbowl.
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luvthedesserts
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Not if I'm super hungry and I get pictures of desserts. I get all growly and angry. Then I go bake something.
TPBM keeps all the cockatars they've received in a secret file on their computer.
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1sickbastard
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But only as random alternative identities and only with cocks that aren't mine. I make it a point to include witty opening comments such as, "Hey babe, nice ass, I'll bet you want me to fuck it," or, "I'm stroking my for you, want to cam and see me cum?"
Then I always get possessive and hostile when the recipients don't respond, which I deal with by creating personal ads bitching about how ignored I am by the women of Lit, who are obviously here only to help me jack off.
TPBM doesn't think I'm being sarcastic.
DanielaRo
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No, you're too good at it! Teach me... I thiught you meant it.
TPBM has a reputation for drawing attention
1sickbastard
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I tried getting a reputation for drawing conclusions, but failed miserably at that as well.
TPBM is planning his/her next dinner party
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1sickbastard
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I only love minor league hockey, but enjoy Australian Rules Football and Rugby.
Outdoors is a whole lot of fun, if one can take the heat where I live.
TPBM has traveled abroad
mysterydrink
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Sure! I love watching American football, and going backpacking and hiking mountains.
Teepee bowel movement likes to dance.
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1sickbastard
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Who's complaining? I'm heat adapted. where I live is several degrees latitude south of Turkey.
TPBM would rather be warmed in more subtle way than via climate.
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I definitely wouldn't. Especially if it were delivered via the body of a lovely young woman, straddling my thighs and pressing her bare skin against mine.
TPBM would like to be my human blanket.
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Aww, c'mon.
Nah, actually, I'm changing my eating and exercise habits and I'm starting to want protein more than anything else. I'm craving a hamburger in a bad way.
TPBM has a crick in their back and it needs popped in a bad way.
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Aww, c'mon.
Nah, actually, I'm changing my eating and exercise habits and I'm starting to want protein more than anything else. I'm craving a hamburger in a bad way.
TPBM has a crick in their back and it needs popped in a bad way.
No, but I think it's adorable that you said crick.
TPBM is looking forward to the end of football season.
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magicmikeaustin
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Mommas are paid with love
TPBM is content with their job position
I am, helps to be the owner.... I don't really have a choice
TPBM is tired of the cold weather
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