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It is something I am considering after I had myself a very nice year financially. Something about it is quite intriguing and I cannot explain it just yet.

So I am curious what people's experience with it might be. I am not necessarily looking for sex afterwards but wouldn't object to that. How many end in sexual activity? What is expected of the person receiving the massage? Is it a worthwhile expense?

I appreciate your thoughts :D

"Not necessarily looking for sex afterwards"....

*stifles giggle* Yeah, OK......

Then why call it an erotic massage? Find someone to roll a bowling ball over your back for some loose change.

There are numerous threads on this topic over the years. And, yes, I have reached into my pocket once or twice for a, ahem, massage. For amusement only, you understand.

*stifles another giggle*

Ironically, the thread just below yours when I saw this was titled, "Hottest Asians".

Just a hint.....
 
I have once, Knowing it was going to be erotic, and I received another without expecting it.

I used to work away from home a lot, met my Boss in a Hotel, he said he was going to get a massage. I made some comment about never having had a professional massage, he suggested I join him. . so I did.
we entered a massage studio, he went with one Masseur and I went with another. It was very nice. The Masseur asked me to strip off and gave me a towel to cover my arse with. The massage felt lovely, all my aches in my back, shoulders and neck being worked on. Then my legs, started at the bottom and worked up, my thighs. . . . then my arse. I think my breathing must have given the go ahead. Fingers kept brushing my balls and up over my arse hole. I parted my legs slightly and felt the fingers massaging my balls and arse.
I was invited to turn over. I expected the "ball" massage to continue but it all stopped and returned to a very nice normal massage, but every now and then I felt a pinch of my nipples. Before long my legs was being massaged then my balls. I was a bit embarrassed as I was obviously hard as a Rock! even though the towel was covering my cock it was standing to attention. I was told to relax and close my eyes. I did my best.
The towel was removed and I felt warm oil on my cock. . . I experienced the best, slowest Hand job I have ever received.
Fantastic!

When I got outside my Boss was outside having a Cigarette, when I walked out he smiled and said "That's my favourite Massage Parlour"
 
Sorry for my misunderstanding. At the risk of sounding like a rookie, that is exactly what I am. Many of the providers out there are very direct in saying what they will and will not provide. I am curious if that is just all a front for the operation or if this might be provider specific.

Your response is helpful but really not appreciated.

Most licensed spas are legit and never offer HEs. You could be kicked out for inappropriate behavior. There are ways to find the fringe players and AMPs (Asian Massage Parlor) that almost guarantee a HJ, even the ones that offer full service. Try rubmaps.com

If you seek an erotic massage, here is the best way to learn the language and business, from a masseuse: Happy Endingz blog

ETA: Her blog has a How To section you should look over.
 
Check out SpaHunters.com for reviews of legit and nonlegit parlors.

I've used them many times. They range in quality from down and dirty to upscale. I've never had more than a hand job though.

If you get it, just enjoy it for what it is. There were times I felt stupid afterward, like I'd wasted money. If you look at it as a good massage with something extra, and nothing more, then it's fine. I'd recommend figuring out before hand if the masseuses are cute or not.

On top of that, be charming and willing to tip. The friendlier and nicer you are, the better they'll treat you. These women are used to sexless losers and slobs, so if an attractive guy comes in and treats them with respect, it will make a difference. It's a job to them and just as mundane as yours, so appreciation matters.

There was one young Chinese girl I used to see, and I always bantered with her a little before and got her to smile. She responded with good massages (some of them are not trained properly) and more than a perfunctory hand job. Smiles, a few kisses on my chest, compliments, etc. We had a good business relationship. Just remember it's business.
 
would love to get my wife one.

I've often thought while we were on holidays, that Id love to have a hot guy come to our room and give my wife a thorough massage while I watched, but she is way too vanilla to go for it. too bad, because I think we'd both enjoy it.
 
Another caution is for STDs particularly genital warts from unprotected hand jobs. There's no way of knowing if this risk exists until you have the warts to prove it possibly years later.
 
Can women get these? It's a huge fantasy of mine to be covered in oil an rubbed down by a man with firm hands. ( played with as well)
 
Used to do this all the time before moving to the Bible belt. I had the thought that every single woman I'd known would profit from an internship at a massage parlor. Nobody gives hand nobs like those pros.
 
I don't usually go the MP route. I have seen several full service GFE escorts. However, I also love massage. A good old fashioned massage. The best would be to get a good old deep tissue message with a happy ending or full service right after. I can't find this. The girl wither gives a great massage with no sex or a shitty massage for 5 minutes with sex.

The only time I was ever able to get this was in Asia. A trip to Thailand and China. I had great massage with a happy ending with DFK and mutual touching. Problem is I can't find this in North America.
 
I've often thought while we were on holidays, that Id love to have a hot guy come to our room and give my wife a thorough massage while I watched, but she is way too vanilla to go for it. too bad, because I think we'd both enjoy it.


Same here.
 
LOL, gee, let me think, would a masseur be down with this if you asked him? ;)



Possibly but consider that fact that I only became eligible for a massage without parental consent , and with a male less then a year ago . It's safe for me to ask before going in and assuming. You know? -.-
 
Why pay?

Can women get these? It's a huge fantasy of mine to be covered in oil an rubbed down by a man with firm hands. ( played with as well)

I actually started a thread where people could advertise their willingness to provide that very service. Truthfully, I was surprised at the low number of posters (although, a long time later, I got quite an interesting private response...)

Anyway, feel free to have a look: Massage to climax for ladies
 
I actually started a thread where people could advertise their willingness to provide that very service. Truthfully, I was surprised at the low number of posters (although, a long time later, I got quite an interesting private response...)

Anyway, feel free to have a look: Massage to climax for ladies
That was an awesome idea, Blase - but so little response! I wish there would be more extensive posts (by area, even!) Fingers crossed....
 
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