Have you ever crushed on someone here at Lit?

[islandman]

Cookies? Man, are you easy.

They have to be good cookies.

Or else I'm not putting out.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Just Tristesse, but then all the guys love Tristesse.

(So much so that she had to create an "overflow userid" Tristesse2).


Also, Pookie.

 

[pink]

They have to be good cookies.

Or else I'm not putting out.

I make the best snicker doodles. *flex*

 

[islandman]

I make the best snicker noodles. *flex*

Sadly, I'm not a fan of cinnamon.

 

[pink]

Sadly, I'm not a fan of cinnamon.

You are not the man I thought you were.

 

[yossi]

I make the best snicker noodles. *flex*

Laughing pasta!

 

[SpeX125]

Yeah. I've always had a thing for curvy redheads. Whoops.

 

[pink]

Well he is a man and ya know what they say about men? The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

mmmmm I love me some snicker doodles.

 

[pink]

Laughing pasta!

What is laughing pasta?

 

[islandman]

Well he is a man and ya know what they say about men? The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

You'd think women would know this already.

Evidently not.

 

[Wings]

If you can get through the breastplate I would think straight through the chest would be quickest.

And yes, of course. I've gotten wiser but my past remains.

 

[yossi]

I make the best snicker noodles. *flex*

What is laughing pasts?

You used "noodle" instead of "doodle" in your first post.

 

[pink]

You used "noodle" instead of "doodle" in your first post.

OMG, I really really cannot type today.

 

[Brollyanna]

No, I'm holding out for a male version of Fata.

 

[Fata Morgana]

No, I'm holding out for a male version of Fata.

Awww.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Well he is a man and ya know what they say about men? The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

And then up, and twist the knife to the right.
Going straight through the breastplate or ribs it's too easy to break or remove the blade.

You'd think women would know this already.

Evidently not.

Probably a good thing.
There are cookies?

 

[Brollyanna]

Good luck with that.

Thank you. I'm optimistic.

 

[Phelia]

I haven't had a proper crrrrrrush since early high school, which bums me out sometimes. They were fun! Actually, that's not true. I got hit with a crush about three years ago, after one night, with very little chance of ever seeing or interacting with each other again, but against all odds (I mean, not ALL odds. Against like, a handful of odds) we ended up dating a million years after that and it felt so fucking requited. Oh yeah!

But I get little mini crushes all the time. I've had a kagillion lil lit crushes, a number of them embarrassing

(Yes, even you.) (But you're one of the embarrassing ones.)

 

[pink]

I haven't had a proper crrrrrrush since early high school, which bums me out sometimes. They were fun! Actually, that's not true. I got hit with a crush about three years ago, after one night, with very little chance of ever seeing or interacting with each other again, but against all odds (I mean, not ALL odds. Against like, a handful of odds) we ended up dating a million years after that and it felt so fucking requited. Oh yeah!

But I get little mini crushes all the time. I've had a kagillion lil lit crushes, a number of them embarrassing

(Yes, even you.) (But you're one of the embarrassing ones.)

Who is one of the embarrassing ones, Phelia? Why would anyone be embarrassed by a crush?

 

[Brollyanna]

Who's is one of the embarrassing ones, Phelia? Why would anyone be embarrassed by a crush?

If she crushed on me, that would have been embarrassing. I don't blame her for keeping that quiet.

 

[dolf]

I have a few lit crushes. anyone crushing on me should send nudie pics immediately.

 

[pink]

I have a few lit crushes. anyone crushing on me should send nudie pics immediately.

I think you are one of those "it goes without saying" people.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I've had four or five Lit crushes over the years, but only two have crushed me back.

Imagine how surprised they'll be to find I've left them several million each in my will.

 

[dolf]

I've had four or five Lit crushes over the years, but only two have crushed me back.

did you ask the others? sometimes it's not so obvious that somebody crushes you back.

 

[artemesia_g]

Yep. Then I married him.