Looking for a true dom, pm me

[besty95]

looking for creative master/mistress, I'll be ur slave for life.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Please post want ads on the personals page.

What exactly is a "true" Dom?

 

[MeekMe]

Amazing, posted all over, not a single one in Personals.

 

[unregistered]

 

[midwestyankee]

This is the way to make friends on Lit. Social protocol be damned! *nods*

Perhaps this person feels her case is much too speshul for the mere Personals.

 

[Sweetdaisymae]

Perhaps this person feels her case is much too speshul for the mere Personals.

She wants a twue Dom!! Of course she is speshul!! Ordinary folks just make do with normal Doms and Tops and Switches.

 

[Vixandra]

Much like luv, twue luv, the twue dom can only be found where...thomething brings us together today.


If you think finding a true dom is as easy as soliciting PM's, its going to be a rocky road.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

looking for creative master/mistress, I'll be ur slave for life.

Oyyyy. Could this be any more prototypical of all the things we bitch about?

• Failure to capitalize
• Run-on sentence
• text/leet-speak
• personal ad in a discussion forum
• failure to provide any information that would let a potential master/mistress have an idea whether this person *might* be suitable...

Did I miss anything?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

True Dom's are only found at the end of a rainbow where the unicorns run free.

I thought everyone knew that.

 

[midwestyankee]

True Dom's are only found at the end of a rainbow where the unicorns run free.

I thought everyone knew that.

Screw the unicorns! I'm at the other end where the leprechauns pay me rent with their pots of gold. But I don't read PMs in text-speak so the OP will have to find a translator,.

 

[UhlBWett]

Crazy Question.........

Screw the unicorns! I'm at the other end where the leprechauns pay me rent with their pots of gold. But I don't read PMs in text-speak so the OP will have to find a translator,.

Are you seeking the stereotypical type Dom that many aspire to be or are you looking for a natural Dom who fits no mold or template. A Dom will evolve just as a sub does. The relationship is truly an ongoing process and an ever changing dynamic. There is no Certificate of Achievement up for grabs and no proficiency test..........

Tell me about your "True Dom" please?

 

[kiwi_submissive]

Screw the unicorns! I'm at the other end where the leprechauns pay me rent with their pots of gold. But I don't read PMs in text-speak so the OP will have to find a translator,.

I hope you count the gold in those pots. Leprechauns are known to be slightly dodgy,

 

[graceanne]

Screw the unicorns! I'm at the other end where the leprechauns pay me rent with their pots of gold. But I don't read PMs in text-speak so the OP will have to find a translator,.

As a member of the UDL (unicorn defense league), I am authorized to tell you that, unless you get their express WRITTEN permission, you may not screw anymore unicorns. Does the word consensual mean anything to people around here?

 

[midwestyankee]

As a member of the UDL (unicorn defense league), I am authorized to tell you that, unless you get their express WRITTEN permission, you may not screw anymore unicorns. Does the word consensual mean anything to people around here?

But, they're constantly horny. I'm just helping them maintain an equilibrium.

 

[graceanne]

But, they're constantly horny. I'm just helping them maintain an equilibrium.

Horniness does not equate to consent, and you know it.