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Definitely the mouth. No other part can let you in or slam you out so quickly.
How often do you lie to people?
If I said never, then you know I would be lying, but if I said often, then how would you believe me? How often do you lie to yourself?
Almost never. (But am I lying?)
Who will win the Superbowl?
Don't care. No offense to you who do. I don't even know who's playing. Seahawks, I think.Who will win the Superbowl?
Well how's that going to work.What show do you absolutely love to watch but will never admit it to anyone?
Don't think it really makes much odds. Look at how both sides vote, big money and self interest win out.Who will succeed Obama? Hillary, Joe, John, or a republican of your choice?
What's the show you wish your partner/ex didn't watch?
NHL.
I hate hockey.
What is your favorite animal?
Walk Like A Man by Frankie Valli & The Four SeasonsCheetahs on land and dolphins in the water.
What song are you most confused about liking as it breaks your usual tastes?
Walk Like A Man by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
What is the most likely movie you will never watch not even to please a partner?
Precious.
Would you have sex with someone if it would significantly improve the life of your SO, and they would never know?
Cheating on the ask question game, aren't you?
What Muppet do you associate yourself with the most?
Kermit (or Dr. Bunsen)
what flavor of ice cream do you like the most in the summer?
Watching "Just For Laughs: Gags" videos on Youtube. (Check'em out.)What makes you laugh the MOST when you're grumpy?
Watching "Just For Laughs: Gags" videos on Youtube. (Check'em out.)
What's the best short joke you ever heard?
What's your favourite fairytale?
Little Red Ridinghood.
Have you ever hit on a friend's date?
Have you ever hit on a friend's date?
What's your favourite fairytale?
Little Red Ridinghood.
Have you ever hit on a friend's date?
Mickey Mousenope.
what's your favourite Disney film or character?
nah I'm too nice
Why did you join Lit?

Mickey Mouse
what is your favorite movie?
No.
Have you ever hit on the bartender?

Meh, I was bored that day
Currently, it's Stranger Than Fiction. The flour/flower scene melts my heart.
I dated the bartender - does that count?
When they make a movie of your life, who do you want to do the soundtrack?