The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[JohnnySavage]

It's a well known fact that Johnny is a boob-man.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I hope this is not about me.

I ain't gonna name names or anything. But you might want to keep your inbox clean, tiger.

 

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[Noor]

Oh Lord. I've got the vapors.

Have you used up your smelling salts already this week? It's only Tuesday!

 

[CleverCowardice]

Oh Lord. I've got the vapors.

I suspect it's all that vile dried, chipped beef shit you've been eating.

 

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[Farrah]

I have no ass. Not even the illusion of one in pics. I am totally assless.

 

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[CleverCowardice]

I have no ass. Not even the illusion of one in pics. I am totally assless.

Pity. I guess that means TheJAJ gets your share of the pervy PMs. He's going to be so spoiled.

 

[Noor]

I have no ass. Not even the illusion of one in pics. I am totally assless.

I still have one, but I imagine I will lose it as I age, but I haven't so far.

 

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[Farrah]

Box, my ass.

I just made myself snort.

I haven't measured, but I would say we have around 44 inches of snow here.

I may be an exaggerator.

 

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[Farrah]

Pity. I guess that means TheJAJ gets your share of the pervy PMs. He's going to be so spoiled.

It's not my fault. Fucking genetics. We are an assless family. Except for all the assholes.

I still have one, but I imagine I will lose it as I age, but I haven't so far.

Good for you, darlin'. I'm really getting into yoga, basic poses for now, but did you know they have yoga specifically designed for gaining a butt? I'm gonna try those soon.

 

[neci]

you can have some of my ass. i'll share.

 

[Farrah]

When I saw you had the last reply, I thought to myself, "speaking of beautiful asses..."

 

[Lorilei]

It's not my fault. Fucking genetics. We are an assless family. Except for all the assholes.



Good for you, darlin'. I'm really getting into yoga, basic poses for now, but did you know they have yoga specifically designed for gaining a butt? I'm gonna try those soon.

Are we related?

 

[dolf]

It's a well known fact that Johnny is a boob-man.

With biscuits?

 

[NHKitty]

Amazing the things I learn from my girlfriend the witch.
Today I learned what a "quincunx pattern" is.
I had no idea.

Also...squats. Squats will build you an ass. If you want one. Just sayin'.

 

[Farrah]

Are we related?

Lolz. Flat butts and horrible relatives? We just may be.

 

[JohnnySavage]

With biscuits?

It's hard to improve on boobs, but biscuits tend to make everything better.

 

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