Where is My Pirate
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Tricialen
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Sigh...I hope not........ I hurt right now.... and my Pirate knows how to make me forget.......
JackLuis
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I wrote a scene about
Playing Pirate, http://www.literotica.com/s/sexual-therapy-ch-02?page=2 see page #2.
Playing Pirate, http://www.literotica.com/s/sexual-therapy-ch-02?page=2 see page #2.
walkerlong
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What is the big deal with pirates? Just a thief with a boat.
MrFoxwood
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I'm pretty sure it's not even specifically a thief, I think piracy covers any crime committed at sea.
patientlee
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I always imagine pirates to smell very bad. Except for Johnny Depp. I imagine that he smells like patchouli. Not for any particular reason.
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Most real-life pirates are hopped up on one of a variety of drugs (khat, for example), have objectionable hygiene, and are, as an early poster said, thieves with boats, although piracy does cover other acts of violence on the seas (as well as your general intellectual property piracy, which is hardly limited to the Chinese). Hardly the stuff of romance.
Tricialen
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You have no imagination .....this is not real life.....it is a fantasy....and when you are a writer, you create worlds of your own, where anything is possible...
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Considering that Johnny Depp was with a french girl for a long time, he's more likely to smell like Soupe à L'oignon avec Fromage or Coq au Vin. On the plus side though he's probably less particular with hairy armpits and should be used to hearing "C'est la vie" as a response to complaints of any kind...
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I saw an interview he gave where he said he takes a bath about once a month. I think he might qualify.
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What ever meds your on they are some good ones.
patientlee
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Yes, but one would hope he showers in between.
Tricialen
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Stop messing with my fantasy! If you are not a Pirate....leave your silly comments for another thread! I mean you no harm, but what you are talking about has NOTHING to do with this! I am searching for "my" Pirate.....I need him and he understands me......
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patientlee
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Considering that Johnny Depp was with a french girl for a long time, he's more likely to smell like Soupe à L'oignon avec Fromage or Coq au Vin. On the plus side though he's probably less particular with hairy armpits and should be used to hearing "C'est la vie" as a response to complaints of any kind...
Had me some coq au vin earlier. Chardonnay, to be exact. Oh. Wait. You mean rooster cooked in wine.
Le coq au vin chez moi? C'est les "nuggets" de poulet avec le vin d'une boîte. Il n'y a pas de cuisine française chez moi.
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I have a need to be ravished and loved.....
Ahoy, ye lovely wench! Been thinking on lashing you to me bed posts and twiddling away for a while before having my way with you. Aye, I'd love you long and hard. You have the loveliest bottom on the briney and I do love you dearly.
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I have a need to be ravished and loved.....
Ahoy, ye lovely wench! Been thinking on lashing you to me bed posts and twiddling away for a while before having my way with you. Aye, I'd love you long and hard. You have the loveliest bottom on the briney and I do love you dearly.
Oh geez...get a room.
Tricialen
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Oh geez...get a room.
A cabin! HE'S a Pirate!
