Well, why not...? (guy)

[pfflyerhot]

I agree.

Same here.

 

[nawtyally]

That's not normally what happens when beautiful women stalk me.

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were tryin' to butter me up...

Sure! I'll be calling shortly. I pulled your white-texted number out of this post for your privacy... thanks!

that was mighty gentlemanly of you, sir... *waits by the phone impatiently*

(Looking up the word gullible in the dictionary to see whose names are there)

*still waiting by the phone* *sigh*

Strolling hand-in-hand, eh? "My name is NawtyAlly and I like long walks on the, ummm..."

Walks on the... hmmm Help me out here? It's made of wood... hard wood... umm boardwalk? Yeah, that's it. Boardwalk.

I also like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...

Yeah, but then it gets all pink and tender in a not so good tender way... and I have to stop. And I don't like stopping.

but the rough, manly bristles feels so nice brushing against our pink, lady softness... *pout*

Bring it, Wyatt.

Oh, I'm comin' and hell's comin' with me, ya hear? =P

Hmmm? Challenge how so?

hahah all the quote /quote cuttin' and pastin'! I had to actually think while doing this you know. That's very challenging indeed...

 

[sereneone4u]

Hugs for Touch.

 

[nawtyally]

It's very hard to choose a favourite but for me, it's between these three:

There's just something about a man in (or taking off his) jeans...

It's SO hard to choose, but i think this last one has my vote.

Your hands were just what I needed to pushes me over the edge...

 

[Touch_72]

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were tryin' to butter me up...

Oil works better. Grapeseed oil. It works really well for massage and doubles nicely as lube, plus it's natural. Skin glistens nicely in it, too.

that was mighty gentlemanly of you, sir... *waits by the phone impatiently*

*still waiting by the phone* *sigh*

I tried calling. It was 867-5309, right? Or were you throwing me bogus digits?

Walks on the... hmmm Help me out here? It's made of wood... hard wood... umm boardwalk? Yeah, that's it. Boardwalk.

Long... ummm... walks. *lol*

but the rough, manly bristles feels so nice brushing against our pink, lady softness... *pout*

Pout? Like I'd deny it. Have you ever seen my outbursts about my love of it?!!

Seriously. I put in for a week's vacation. The boss asked me where I planned on spending it. I said, "I'm going down." He said, "Down? Where? You mean south... like Florida?" I just asked him if I really needed to explain what "going down" means.

I declared myself a country. I am the country of Me. I picked a national pastime. Guess what it was. I made a law... the first law... scratch that, not a law... it's in my Constitution... every restaurant in my country must be named "Y." Why? So, I can dine at the Y every night and often during the day for lunch... and snacks... and fuck it, I can get behind waking up for breakfast, too (it may just make me a morning person).

So, pouting...?

Oh, I'm comin' and hell's comin' with me, ya hear? =P

Oh, I love hot places!

hahah all the quote /quote cuttin' and pastin'! I had to actually think while doing this you know. That's very challenging indeed...

You're tellin' me! I'm doing this on an Android phone. Thank God for the qwerty, but bloody hell! I had to start this post about an hour before you posted yours!

 

[Touch_72]

Hugs for Touch.

And a touch for your hugs! *ahem*

Speaking of which, I'm noticing a lot about touch in your sig and location... hmmm... nice theme, but you missed a couple capitals on the T's.

My dear Sereni.

 

[Touch_72]

There's just something about a man in (or taking off his) jeans...

It's SO hard to choose, but i think this last one has my vote.

Your hands were just what I needed to pushes me over the edge...

I wanted to give a little bit more show in that one. I probably could've gotten away with it. Dunno.

"The edge"... which edge? THAT edge?

*blush*

I've actually wondered who's gone over THAT edge to my pics. It's both flattering and hot to think about, kinda like some women enjoy getting/seeing "tribute" pics.

Which leads me to wonder... what would the female version of a tribute pic be? That might be fun... hmmmmm.

 

[nawtyally]

Oil works better. Grapeseed oil. It works really well for massage and doubles nicely as lube, plus it's natural. Skin glistens nicely in it, too.

Oh, my... I. Um... Oh, my... *squirming* What was the question again?

I tried calling. It was 867-5309, right? Or were you throwing me bogus digits?

I swear, I didn't change my number. Perhaps you just lost your nerve? Try it again...

Long... ummm... walks. *lol*

mmmm yes, nice and l o n g... and slow...

Pout? Like I'd deny it. Have you ever seen my outbursts about my love of it?!!

I haven't actually. Perhaps I should go take a peek...

Seriously. I put in for a week's vacation. The boss asked me where I planned on spending it. I said, "I'm going down." He said, "Down? Where? You mean south... like Florida?" I just asked him if I really needed to explain what "going down" means.

Makes you glad your not his partner, eh?

I declared myself a country. I am the country of Me. I picked a national pastime. Guess what it was. I made a law... the first law... scratch that, not a law... it's in my Constitution... every restaurant in my country must be named "Y." Why? So, I can dine at the Y every night and often during the day for lunch... and snacks... and fuck it, I can get behind waking up for breakfast, too (it may just make me a morning person).

I think I could probably get in front of a man who gets up for breakfast so enthusiastically....

So, pouting...?

I thought you said you were a fan of pouty pink lips?

Oh, I love hot places!

You'd like my home town then. It's always hot down under...

You're tellin' me! I'm doing this on an Android phone. Thank God for the qwerty, but bloody hell! I had to start this post about an hour before you posted yours!

hahaha many points for effort, my friend. MANY points indeed....

 

[nawtyally]

I wanted to give a little bit more show in that one. I probably could've gotten away with it. Dunno.

Oh, no. I think you showed the perfect amount. Just enough to make the viewer really want to reach out and help take them off so they can find out what you're hiding...

"The edge"... which edge? THAT edge?

*blush*

I didn't say that, did I? *blushing profusely*

I've actually wondered who's gone over THAT edge to my pics. It's both flattering and hot to think about, kinda like some women enjoy getting/seeing "tribute" pics.

Which leads me to wonder... what would the female version of a tribute pic be? That might be fun... hmmmmm.

I've seen a few women try to "back up" to a gentleman's pic, or tease with the tip of their tongue but, for the most part, those pics just don't work IMHO. I could be wrong though.

I can see how some times, the mere fact that someone possesses that kind of pic of you and that they've gone to the trouble of recording their umm appreciation of it, for your pleasure, could be some-what... flattering... <---- did any of that make sense to anyone but me? if not, sorry. I knew what I meant... lol

 

[Touch_72]

Oh, my... I. Um... Oh, my... *squirming* What was the question again?

I think it was, "How would you like your steak cooked?" I'm not sure, though. I lost track, myself.

mmmm yes, nice and l o n g... and slow...

*words failing*

I think I could probably get in front of a man who gets up for breakfast so enthusiastically....

I could stand for that. No, wait... I'd have to kneel...

I thought you said you were a fan of pouty pink lips? :devil

Glossy or shimmery... the wet lip look... it makes me weak kneed, though it doesn't really matter whether they're pouty or not.

You'd like my home town then. It's always hot down under...

And very welcoming, too, I bet. Can I come in from the cold?

 

[Touch_72]

Oh, no. I think you showed the perfect amount. Just enough to make the viewer really want to reach out and help take them off so they can find out what you're hiding...

Slowly or roughly?

I didn't say that, did I? *blushing profusely*

*lol* Your blush just did.

I've seen a few women try to "back up" to a gentleman's pic, or tease with the tip of their tongue but, for the most part, those pics just don't work IMHO. I could be wrong though.

I don't know that's quite the same. I mean, that sounds fun in a playful or teasing sort of way, but it seems more performing. It's different than the effect of seeing that someone chose to look at your picture with enough desire / arousal to bring themselves...

...what was the phrase you used again?... *lol*

..."over the edge."

I can see how some times, the mere fact that someone possesses that kind of pic of you and that they've gone to the trouble of recording their umm appreciation of it, for your pleasure, could be some-what... flattering... <---- did any of that make sense to anyone but me? if not, sorry. I knew what I meant... lol

Perfect sense. I totally understand how it's a flattering turn-on for women. A woman once totally caught me off guard by sending a close-up of her fingers dripping wet with her juices along with a declaration that *I* had gotten her that hot. She had just run off to her office bathroom and spent a little private time. It... really... really... affected me.

Maybe that's the equivalent of a tribute done by a man? Fingers dripping with the product of a masturbation session inspired by the pic (or person) held in front of the pic?

Dunno.

 

[nawtyally]

I think it was, "How would you like your steak cooked?" I'm not sure, though. I lost track, myself.

I like my meat cooked 'til there's just a little pink so it's still nice and juicy...

*words failing*

You could always use those strong, manly hands of yours instead... You know, sign language?

I could stand for that. No, wait... I'd have to kneel...

You could stand but there'd be much acrobatics and contortions involved and it's probably a bit early to be doin' all that before breakfast...

Glossy or shimmery... the wet lip look... it makes me weak kneed, though it doesn't really matter whether they're pouty or not.

*taking notes*

And very welcoming, too, I bet. Can I come in from the cold?

Too right! Come on down, mate!

 

[nawtyally]

Slowly or roughly?

Well, that all depends now doesn't it?

*lol* Your blush just did.

*feeling a little self conscious here*

I don't know that's quite the same. I mean, that sounds fun in a playful or teasing sort of way, but it seems more performing. It's different than the effect of seeing that someone chose to look at your picture with enough desire / arousal to bring themselves...

...what was the phrase you used again?... *lol*

..."over the edge."

*and more than just a little exposed*

Perfect sense. I totally understand how it's a flattering turn-on for women. A woman once totally caught me off guard by sending a close-up of her fingers dripping wet with her juices along with a declaration that *I* had gotten her that hot. She had just run off to her office bathroom and spent a little private time.

Who would do such a thing?

It... really... really... affected me.

*taking more notes*

Maybe that's the equivalent of a tribute done by a man? Fingers dripping with the product of a masturbation session inspired by the pic (or person) held in front of the pic?

Dunno.

Maybe...

 

[Touch_72]

I like my meat cooked 'til there's just a little pink so it's still nice and juicy...

Me too, actually, but with a little bit of charring around the edges. (Not talking metaphorically... *lol* ...though I do find labia's with darker skinned edges attrctive... totally coincidental to meat choices...)

You could always use those strong, manly hands of yours instead... You know, sign language?

I can always make up the signs. Some things are just universal.

You could stand but there'd be much acrobatics and contortions involved and it's probably a bit early to be doin' all that before breakfast...

Or breakfast in bed...

Too right! Come on down, mate!

Now where's that travel agent's number...

 

[Touch_72]

Well, that all depends now doesn't it?

It does. Of course, you could always try doing it one way, try doing it the other... try finding other ways to do it... y'know, do it more than once in the same night... just to see which way you liked best.

*feeling a little self conscious here*

*and more than just a little exposed*

Why? I kinda like the thought. *lol*

Who would do such a thing?

A woman I kinda nudged over the edge. *innocent look*

 

[rubydlite]

It's very hard to choose a favourite but for me, it's between these three:

There's just something about a man in (or taking off his) jeans...

It's SO hard to choose, but i think this last one has my vote.

Your hands were just what I needed to pushes me over the edge...

Sweet lord....hot as fuck!!!!

 

[Touch_72]

Sweet lord....hot as fuck!!!!

*lol*

No need to get all reverential... or vassal-ly (is that a word?)...

 

[nawtyally]

Me too, actually, but with a little bit of charring around the edges. (Not talking metaphorically... *lol* ...though I do find labia's with darker skinned edges attrctive... totally coincidental to meat choices...)

Hope you're handy with a grill then 'cause there's no charred edges around these parts...

Or breakfast in bed...

I've never known a women who would say no to breakfast in bed...

Now where's that travel agent's number...

That's 867 5309...

 

[nawtyally]

It does. Of course, you could always try doing it one way, try doing it the other... try finding other ways to do it... y'know, do it more than once in the same night... just to see which way you liked best.

I guess if I have to...

Why? I kinda like the thought. *lol*

psst. there's people watching...

A woman I kinda nudged over the edge. *innocent look*

Nooo. You didn't? Really? Surely not...

 

[Touch_72]

Hope you're handy with a grill then 'cause there's no charred edges around these parts...

*lol* I was talking steak.

But, there are sources of heat other than grills. Stoke the fire hot enough.

I've never known a women who would say no to breakfast in bed...

Don't you mean BEING breakfast in bed?

That's 867 5309...

I burst out laughing... got a quizical look from my son... *lol*

 

[rubydlite]

*lol*

No need to get all reverential... or vassal-ly (is that a word?)...

Don't worry, I balanced it out enough in white to make any reverend blush

 

[Touch_72]

I guess if I have to...

You don't have to, but you want to...

psst. there's people watching...

Oh. Do you think we should get a room? Or just do it right here on the dining room table? I mean... I'm sure they wouldn't mind watching, though if you want to do that really kinky thing you like... y'know... yeah, that... maybe you're right. A room would be better.

Nooo. You didn't? Really? Surely not...

You're right. I'm an angel. I do nothing of the sort. Puritans have a word for me: well behaved. Okay, well that's two words, but they were on the plaque they gave me for outstanding purity of mind.



Wanna buy a donkey? I'm selling donkeys. Send check to _________ along with a self-addressed stamped envelope and I'll mail a donkey to you.

 

[Touch_72]

Don't worry, I balanced it out enough in white to make any reverend blush

OMG... how'd that get by me? *lol*

So, that leaves vassal-ly. Ruby, you don't really need to address me as "my lord." Or, wait... are we doing the role play thing?

Seriously... thank you. I do still almost blush when people compliment me on the pics.

 

[nawtyally]

*lol* I was talking steak.

But, there are sources of heat other than grills. Stoke the fire hot enough.

oh, it's hot enough...*fanning self*

Don't you mean BEING breakfast in bed?

oh, my.... *squirm*

I burst out laughing... got a quizical look from my son... *lol*

I've had that darn song stuck in my head all afternoon so serves yourself right! =P

 

[nawtyally]

You don't have to, but you want to...

How could you tell?

Oh. Do you think we should get a room? Or just do it right here on the dining room table? I mean... I'm sure they wouldn't mind watching, though if you want to do that really kinky thing you like... y'know... yeah, that... maybe you're right. A room would be better.

*gasp* You promised you wouldn't tell!

You're right. I'm an angel. I do nothing of the sort. Puritans have a word for me: well behaved. Okay, well that's two words, but they were on the plaque they gave me for outstanding purity of mind.

Umm, Touch? Your halo... it seems to've slipped a little... and it's making a weird buzzing noise, like something vibrating?

Wanna buy a donkey? I'm selling donkeys. Send check to _________ along with a self-addressed stamped envelope and I'll mail a donkey to you.

I dunno about a donkey, but I know an ass when I see one...