The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[midwestyankee]

This explains so much! ;P

Blurt: how to know you are experiencing a depressive episode. Arguing with people on the internet has negative appeal and you actually are avoiding talking to people or informing people of your day/mood. Luckily, a mild degree of alcohol abuse is practically part of my job description... Hey, red wine is good for me, right?

As I understand it, anything up to a barrel a day will reduce the likelihood of dying from heart disease. Possibly because of the increased risk of liver problems, but that's just the statisticians' math talking.

 

[Miles Long]

Was it the snowpocalypse or the snowmageddon? It's too cold for me to keep it all sorted.

 

[midwestyankee]

Was it the snowpocalypse or the snowmageddon? It's too cold for me to keep it all sorted.

I thought both of those suffixes had been banned to protect humanity.

 

[Miles Long]

I thought both of those suffixes had been banned to protect humanity.

Snowmanity?

 

[midwestyankee]

Snowmanity?

Around here we just call it winter as usual.

 

[Miles Long]

Around here we just call it winter as usual.

Lucky you. Where I live and where I've been the last week both saw record and near-record temperatures.

 

[midwestyankee]

Lucky you. Where I live and where I've been the last week both saw record and near-record temperatures.

I think the very low high-for-the-day temp of -13 we had a couple days ago was probably a record, but it's not like it doesn't ever get very cold in the Chicago area in January. This isn't Hawaii and most locals seem to be quite aware of that. Cold weather ain't news here, no matter how many viewers the local news channels try to get with their screaming anchors.

 

[Miles Long]

I think the very low high-for-the-day temp of -13 we had a couple days ago was probably a record, but it's not like it doesn't ever get very cold in the Chicago area in January. This isn't Hawaii and most locals seem to be quite aware of that. Cold weather ain't news here, no matter how many viewers the local news channels try to get with their screaming anchors.

I'm in Chicago too (hi neighbor!) and you're right that January is just usually damn cold. I think what made this past week notable was the combo of frigid temps with the high winds, especially on the heels of the snowfall from Sunday. Plus it was a slow news week, so that left the news channel with nothing but "EVERYBODY PANIC!"

 

[midwestyankee]

I'm in Chicago too (hi neighbor!) and you're right that January is just usually damn cold. I think what made this past week notable was the combo of frigid temps with the high winds, especially on the heels of the snowfall from Sunday. Plus it was a slow news week, so that left the news channel with nothing but "EVERYBODY PANIC!"

Heidi ho, neighbor! I was here for the winter of '79 when we got about 3 feet over three days around New Year's Day and it took 2 weeks for the road crews to get my route to work fully cleared of snow. Two years later the wife and I went out for ribs when it was -20F and didn't think twice about it. Too bad the restaurant's heating system had gone out and the place was really, really cold inside. The recent snow here was incredibly light, though we did get about 18 inches over three days. My very small snow blower never even broke a sweat.

 

[Miles Long]

Heidi ho, neighbor! I was here for the winter of '79 when we got about 3 feet over three days around New Year's Day and it took 2 weeks for the road crews to get my route to work fully cleared of snow. Two years later the wife and I went out for ribs when it was -20F and didn't think twice about it. Too bad the restaurant's heating system had gone out and the place was really, really cold inside. The recent snow here was incredibly light, though we did get about 18 inches over three days. My very small snow blower never even broke a sweat.

Oh man, now I want ribs!

 

[LallyH]

As I understand it, anything up to a barrel a day will reduce the likelihood of dying from heart disease. Possibly because of the increased risk of liver problems, but that's just the statisticians' math talking.

Whilst I do appreciate the performance art aesthetic of stopping your posts at 25,000, it would be such a shame to be denied the above comment, wouldn't it?

An alt, maybe??

 

[bhndblueyes88]

As I understand it, anything up to a barrel a day will reduce the likelihood of dying from heart disease. Possibly because of the increased risk of liver problems, but that's just the statisticians' math talking.

DETAILS!! *dismissive wave* besides, the liver is one of the few organs in the body that can regenerate!!

 

[midwestyankee]

Whilst I do appreciate the performance art aesthetic of stopping your posts at 25,000, it would be such a shame to be denied the above comment, wouldn't it?

An alt, maybe??

Honestly, I'm working on an idea that would allow me to do this quite seamlessly. Thanks for picking up on the earlier blurt.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fuck you fucking fuckers. And the fucking horse you rode the fuck in on.

Fuck off.



(there, now I feel better)

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Fuck you fucking fuckers. And the fucking horse you rode the fuck in on.

Fuck off.



(there, now I feel better)

Strangely, so do I.

*doffs cap, as if I were wearing one.*

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Now, baby. You're going to listen to me, and do exactly as I say.

Exactly.

Do you understand?

Of course you do.

Because if you don't, Master is going to snarl traffic on the George Washington Bridge.

 

[midwestyankee]

Now, baby. You're going to listen to me, and do exactly as I say.

Exactly.

Do you understand?

Of course you do.

Because if you don't, Master is going to snarl traffic on the George Washington Bridge.

Holy crap! She voted for a Democrat?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Holy crap! She voted for a Democrat?

Oh no. Worse.

She declined to endorse a Republican even though it didn't make a damn's worth of difference.

I know, I know.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh no. Worse.

She declined to endorse a Republican even though it didn't make a damn's worth of difference.

I know, I know.

So, a bridge too far?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

If wine relies on fermentation then it's not really vegan.

 

[Stella_Omega]

So, a bridge too far?

Wanna buy one? Because there's one for sale.

 

[midwestyankee]

Wanna buy one? Because there's one for sale.

Nah. I just want the concession on press passes to the Christie trial when it happens.

 

[midwestyankee]

If wine relies on fermentation then it's not really vegan.

So one can't just be a vegan who drinks? Who in their right mind would want to be a vegan under these conditions?

 

[bhndblueyes88]

If wine relies on fermentation then it's not really vegan.

Do vegans consider yeast/microorganisms to be animals? Biologically they aren't. If there's an objection to fungi, they can't eat risen bread or mushrooms either :[

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Thinking of stopping by Costco today and seeing if they have new attitudes in bulk.

So, a bridge too far?

Kwai do you ask?